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At least we know what Francis gave up for lent
April 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If the Republican Administration is breaking rules and norms to direct the media narrative, why should Dems uphold decorum and allow their presence and attention to be captured. Make the story about you. Be loud in action and in message. Be cringe. Be an alternative. Probably don’t say coup though.
If you were in Congress, what would you do for the State of the Union? What do you think Dems should do?
February 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Instead of criticizing the messaging I fear it is up to us to make the what is oligarchy fancams for the normies
modern liberal comms in a single image
February 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
In 60 years, nursing homes are going to replace group craft night with group Apple Dance night
February 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Honest question about the whole Greenland thing: why isn’t Iceland in on this. They’re like 1/5 the distance away from Greenland than either the US or Denmark. What are they up to over there? Do they know the War is over?
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*reading the room*

so jump to the 2028 Democratic Presidential Primary

- Buttigieg is definitely running
- Slotkin is running
- Could we see another Gov. Walz, Gov. VP Harris collab??
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Started journaling for the new year and already starting to sound like an Italian man who was recently in New York.
January 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don’t care how many followers I lose by saying this but just like Hunter Biden, I *too* own a laptop.
December 23, 2024 at 4:47 PM
December 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Is this the man date everyone’s been referring to
It’s like they’re a couple now.
November 20, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I’ll never forgive Ellen for taking Chiitan from us
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 AM
It’s wild to me how people get value out of isolation like Buddha found Nirvana but if I don’t go outside the knife slot on my dishwasher starts speaking to me
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Why isn’t anybody talking about how the next administration is going to impact our relationship with Liechtenstein
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Nobody could have imagined Obama ‘08 after the 2004 election.

Keep your eyes on Bridgit Mendler
November 15, 2024 at 5:03 PM
“don’t put your knives in the dishwasher” but it has a knife slot?
November 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
The Democrats - back in disarray - hoist all of their remaining hopes on a shadowed figure in the doorway.

Flood lights from behind highlight the silhouette of a freshly pressed bob.

A health bar expands across the bottom of the CNN feed.

Governor Kathy Hochul, Savior of Democracy approaches.
November 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Not to sound like an election denier but I actually do want to know what happened with that foreign bomb threat story in Georgia
November 7, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Leftists need to look at AOC’s campaign comments and internalize some things
November 7, 2024 at 3:58 PM
“You get more conservative as you age” I didn’t know conservative was going to mean respecting institutional norms and democratic ideals
November 7, 2024 at 3:27 PM
November 7, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Catering to disaffected republicans nets establishment votes but those republicans never were going to bring a fundamentally anti-establishment base with them
November 7, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Secretary of State = unqualified
Vice President = unqualified

Apparently the only way for a woman to be qualified is to have already been president.
November 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Absolutely insane that Pete Buttigieg is going to be president before a woman
November 6, 2024 at 2:59 PM
A blue WV is statistically less likely (3.4%) than Mega Arkansas (9.06%) to be seen tonight
in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model predicted a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability

however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to
November 5, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The Harris Team’s strategic choice to give a speaking slot to Beyoncé and an entertainment slot to Katy Perry is going to be studied by podcasters and pollsters over the next two years
November 5, 2024 at 2:27 AM