Granbull Baratheon
@granbullbaratheon.bsky.social
I'd be so fucking pissed if I was an Arctic Tern, like what do you mean I gotta to do all that just to end up in a different frozen wasteland
July 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'd be so fucking pissed if I was an Arctic Tern, like what do you mean I gotta to do all that just to end up in a different frozen wasteland
Me: One time I got banned on a Minecraft server for distributing written books which I had copied and pasted the entire anarchist cookbook into
My friend: Wait, really?
Me: No
My friend: Wait, really?
Me: No
July 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me: One time I got banned on a Minecraft server for distributing written books which I had copied and pasted the entire anarchist cookbook into
My friend: Wait, really?
Me: No
My friend: Wait, really?
Me: No
Whos gonna be thr first rapper to have an "I'm the shit in the toilet saying saying Skibidi" line, my money is on Yung Gravy
July 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Whos gonna be thr first rapper to have an "I'm the shit in the toilet saying saying Skibidi" line, my money is on Yung Gravy
Podrace Announcer: Oh and Anakin overtakes Ben Quadinaros! What a shakeup!
Obi-Wan: Ben, I like that name
Obi-Wan: Ben, I like that name
July 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Podrace Announcer: Oh and Anakin overtakes Ben Quadinaros! What a shakeup!
Obi-Wan: Ben, I like that name
Obi-Wan: Ben, I like that name
Donald Trumps main ideology seems to be making the world way worse for no reason
July 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Donald Trumps main ideology seems to be making the world way worse for no reason
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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...
July 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...
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They should have like couple hundred guys who work for the government and are allowed to cheat at casinos and can't be arrested for doing so but they have to give all the money to the government to fund like schools and hospitals
July 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
They should have like couple hundred guys who work for the government and are allowed to cheat at casinos and can't be arrested for doing so but they have to give all the money to the government to fund like schools and hospitals
Pop Carts kinda feel like a food you only eat when your at your lowest and feel like shit
July 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Pop Carts kinda feel like a food you only eat when your at your lowest and feel like shit
What if they remade In Time from 2011 but dick size is the currency instead of time and 1 inch is worth like 5 thousand dollars, so all the rich people have massive shlongs and every poor person has like a .3 inch micropenis
June 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What if they remade In Time from 2011 but dick size is the currency instead of time and 1 inch is worth like 5 thousand dollars, so all the rich people have massive shlongs and every poor person has like a .3 inch micropenis
They sent him to the Columbo Dimension
A 2004 internal Nintendo DS diagnostic cartridge contained various graphical tests, among them this "Rotating Mario Cube". A faulty unit would not be able to properly rotate the cube.
June 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They sent him to the Columbo Dimension
Wow, oil is awesome! I think we should switch to renewable and nuclear power so we can keep our limited supply of oil for future generations. I love fossil fuels!
June 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wow, oil is awesome! I think we should switch to renewable and nuclear power so we can keep our limited supply of oil for future generations. I love fossil fuels!
Someone should install an escalator in the middle of like a field or something in Wyoming as an art project to make all those fun facts outdated
June 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Someone should install an escalator in the middle of like a field or something in Wyoming as an art project to make all those fun facts outdated
I think something people in the future will miss about "meme culture" is that the joke is that the jokes aren't funny and its funny that someone would find the joke funny
June 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I think something people in the future will miss about "meme culture" is that the joke is that the jokes aren't funny and its funny that someone would find the joke funny
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June 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I don't have a racist bone in my body, but I do have a kidney from former united states senator Strom Thurmond
June 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don't have a racist bone in my body, but I do have a kidney from former united states senator Strom Thurmond
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I like how all the people in TNG are super competent and emotionally intelligent about every situation
June 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I like how all the people in TNG are super competent and emotionally intelligent about every situation
Reverse Deadpool named Alivepool who has the powers of deadpool but is unable to grasp the concept of a fictional story
June 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reverse Deadpool named Alivepool who has the powers of deadpool but is unable to grasp the concept of a fictional story
Pop science articles will be like "Here's 10 animals you'll be GLAD are EXTINCT" and its just some funky little guy
June 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Pop science articles will be like "Here's 10 animals you'll be GLAD are EXTINCT" and its just some funky little guy
Mr Beast Voice: Today, I have injected a combined 15 pounds of fentanyl into these 500 wild badgers and let them loose into an elementary school, the student who is able to capture the most badgers will win 300 dollars.
June 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Mr Beast Voice: Today, I have injected a combined 15 pounds of fentanyl into these 500 wild badgers and let them loose into an elementary school, the student who is able to capture the most badgers will win 300 dollars.
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We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.
It's gonna come out some day that the Minecraft movie script was ai generated
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's gonna come out some day that the Minecraft movie script was ai generated
They should have sports betting for Nobel prizes
June 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They should have sports betting for Nobel prizes
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showing up to my dad’s funeral wearing fingerless leather gloves
June 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
showing up to my dad’s funeral wearing fingerless leather gloves