Also, that includes stopping at all the red lights in the city centre. If I ignore the rules like lots of others on bikes I'd probably save another 5 minutes.

Oh. I mean the Austrian song was technically good, but it didn't grab me as entertaining, but if I'd have to put the songs in order of how much I want to listen to them it would be very near the bottom. Small mercies I guess. #Eurovision

Getting slightly worried we may be going to Tel-Aviv next year. Also do not understand how the UK got zero audience points. #eurovision

This is fun. Not a complete disaster for the UK, Sweden not winning and Austria doing well, which I sort of get if you ignore the question of how enjoyable it was. #eurovision

Time for the voting, and time to wonder what on earth the good people of Europe have been thinking! #eurovison

Hmm, no one really stood out as a winner. Maybe Finland, maybe Sweden, maybe Austria. Lots of contenders tonight I think. #eurovision

What have Italy done to deserve this tonight? Twice! #eurovison

I've seen this Swedish song in the semi-final and tonight and am absolutely not having it that this is anywhere near favourite. It's competent, likable novelty but that's all. #Eurovision

The Maltese backing dancers have gone even more minimal / braver on the underwear front than the Finnish singer. Mad song. #eurovison

Looks like the German correographers just forget to bring some backing dancers and just invited some local folk on stage to 'move around a bit' at the last moment. #eurovison

Hello Miss Finnish singer! That was a lot of energy. #Eurovision

We're the Latvian singers trying to summon a beast from the deep? Lovely voices though. #eurovison

Iceland not the winner. Austrian guy, great vocal, but a bit too intense for me.

OK, why the mid-contest musical interlude come Swiss comedy routine from the hosts? Surely the ad break isn't this long. #eurovison