Grace Jarvis
@gracejarvisohno.bsky.social
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Grace Jarvis
@gracejarvisohno.bsky.social
· Sep 12
if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
Australian and New Zealand-made art is some of the best art in the whole world, I don’t fuck with cultural cringe or tall poppy syndrome - we’re good
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Australian and New Zealand-made art is some of the best art in the whole world, I don’t fuck with cultural cringe or tall poppy syndrome - we’re good
I notice that the same freaks who are very into The Matrix when it comes to misusing the red pill metaphor in aid of misogyny are weirdly not as opposed to AI being forced upon us as they should be
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I notice that the same freaks who are very into The Matrix when it comes to misusing the red pill metaphor in aid of misogyny are weirdly not as opposed to AI being forced upon us as they should be
you should listen to episode 26 of The Agonies with @davidpostoffice.bsky.social & @ajinhd.bsky.social ✨ we establish which pokémon we are, our fighting styles, our most controversial takes and towards the end Correos starts drinking a mysterious unlabelled goo and I haven’t seen him since
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
you should listen to episode 26 of The Agonies with @davidpostoffice.bsky.social & @ajinhd.bsky.social ✨ we establish which pokémon we are, our fighting styles, our most controversial takes and towards the end Correos starts drinking a mysterious unlabelled goo and I haven’t seen him since
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i love making wizards guess things with little to no clues
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i love making wizards guess things with little to no clues
no costume, unlike you posers I am truly embracing the spooky season by waiting to discover if my boyfriend has gastro in a science experiment exclusively hinged on whether I get it too
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
no costume, unlike you posers I am truly embracing the spooky season by waiting to discover if my boyfriend has gastro in a science experiment exclusively hinged on whether I get it too
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Are you a “warn everyone of imminent danger” autistic or an “infodumping at all costs autistic”?
Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
Full show here: linktr.ee/tdtnews
Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
Full show here: linktr.ee/tdtnews
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Are you a “warn everyone of imminent danger” autistic or an “infodumping at all costs autistic”?
Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
Full show here: linktr.ee/tdtnews
Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
Full show here: linktr.ee/tdtnews
polyester halloween costumes are to me what garlic is to vampires watch me hiss and run out of the room to wash the feeling off my hands
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
polyester halloween costumes are to me what garlic is to vampires watch me hiss and run out of the room to wash the feeling off my hands
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Well look what we have here! It’s only The Daily Tism’s sketch show, back in audio form with a spooooooky Halloween special!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
The Daily Tism News Halloween Special
Podcast Episode · The Daily Tism News (Audio Version) · 27/10/2025 · 26m
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October 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Well look what we have here! It’s only The Daily Tism’s sketch show, back in audio form with a spooooooky Halloween special!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
you should be allowed to take a break from sweating while you’re on holiday
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
you should be allowed to take a break from sweating while you’re on holiday
you should be able to smoke weed with your dog
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
you should be able to smoke weed with your dog
my most prolific hobby is moving an ice pack around to different parts of my body
October 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my most prolific hobby is moving an ice pack around to different parts of my body
I am once again at the shops looking for a face cream that will change my life
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am once again at the shops looking for a face cream that will change my life
there’s no way to make this a functional technology, but I wish there was a way to completely block my access to TikTok on my phone except in the instances that I have to post something or that I’m having diarrhoea
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
there’s no way to make this a functional technology, but I wish there was a way to completely block my access to TikTok on my phone except in the instances that I have to post something or that I’m having diarrhoea
why is there no ABC miniseries about the woman who married Morris Gleitzman and then after they broke up went on to marry Paul Jennings??
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
why is there no ABC miniseries about the woman who married Morris Gleitzman and then after they broke up went on to marry Paul Jennings??
love when porn websites advertise “Australian Girls” as exotic yeah I’ve met Australian girls - country road bag, "here if you need," who bought pineapple cruisers, let’s go smoke down the servo - that’s them
October 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
love when porn websites advertise “Australian Girls” as exotic yeah I’ve met Australian girls - country road bag, "here if you need," who bought pineapple cruisers, let’s go smoke down the servo - that’s them
depending on the kind of media you consumed as a kid you either thought you’d have to deal with a lot of quicksand as an adult or you thought you’d have to pour a lot more boiling oil on your enemies
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
depending on the kind of media you consumed as a kid you either thought you’d have to deal with a lot of quicksand as an adult or you thought you’d have to pour a lot more boiling oil on your enemies
can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure the people who work at those little booths in shopping centres and apply phone screen protectors without bubbles all day are more skilled labourers than literally every architect
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure the people who work at those little booths in shopping centres and apply phone screen protectors without bubbles all day are more skilled labourers than literally every architect
let the soft animal of your body get stuck in a blackberry thicket
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
let the soft animal of your body get stuck in a blackberry thicket
when I was at uni I read a news article about a guy who ate a slug on a dare and became paralysed which is a really sad story, but now every time I see a slug my brain tells me not to eat it, which is crazy, ‘cause that was never my instinct before
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
when I was at uni I read a news article about a guy who ate a slug on a dare and became paralysed which is a really sad story, but now every time I see a slug my brain tells me not to eat it, which is crazy, ‘cause that was never my instinct before
here I am, on public transport, catering to the male gaze
October 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
here I am, on public transport, catering to the male gaze
I do not have kids, but I do have a lot of tabs open
October 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I do not have kids, but I do have a lot of tabs open
who up twitching their limbs
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
who up twitching their limbs
the feminine urge to bundle your hair up under a hat and pretend to be a cabin boy aboard a sailing ship
October 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
the feminine urge to bundle your hair up under a hat and pretend to be a cabin boy aboard a sailing ship
my favourite Shakespeare play is The Tempest, because I am also a young girl who likes to walk along the beach just muttering to herself
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
my favourite Shakespeare play is The Tempest, because I am also a young girl who likes to walk along the beach just muttering to herself
my head is obsessed with having an ache
October 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my head is obsessed with having an ache