Salem Saberhagen
@gracehawthorn.bsky.social
sometimes I write, sometimes I act; at all times I am annoying 💖🇨🇦
Going to church (drag brunch)
December 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Going to church (drag brunch)
Come to California please !! we need you Mannertee!!!
Mannertee is a manatee who teaches driving manners in East Japan.
December 2, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Come to California please !! we need you Mannertee!!!
sooo proud of how my first attempt at making focaccia from scratch turned out !!
December 2, 2024 at 6:05 AM
sooo proud of how my first attempt at making focaccia from scratch turned out !!
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Owning the scientists to have another pandemic Jesus fucking Christ
Bird flu has been discovered in a batch of raw milk sold in California store refrigerators, state regulators said Sunday. While there have been no reported illnesses in this most recent case, it comes just a few days after a child tested positive for bird flu for the first time in U.S. history.
Bird flu detected in raw milk sold at California store
The H5N1 virus was found in a sample of unpasteurized milk at a store, prompting a recall of one batch. Health agencies have warned against the growing dietary fad.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Owning the scientists to have another pandemic Jesus fucking Christ
having writers block but also desperately needing to write
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
having writers block but also desperately needing to write
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Genuinely hope this leads to a movie musical renaissance
THR reports that ‘Wicked’ is headed for a domestic debut of $120 million, based on early Friday returns.
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Genuinely hope this leads to a movie musical renaissance
I told my psychologist some offhand things my brain does that I thought were normal and he told me that he thinks I have ocd
a woman in a white dress and necklace is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a white dress and necklace is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I told my psychologist some offhand things my brain does that I thought were normal and he told me that he thinks I have ocd
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Happy to report that Wicked is so fucking good y’all !! Thank Goodness, I was worryified for a sec there not gonna lie…
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Happy to report that Wicked is so fucking good y’all !! Thank Goodness, I was worryified for a sec there not gonna lie…
How the fuck am I supposed to wait a whole YEAR for the second one ?!??? What the fuck??
nw: wicked 🩷💚
November 22, 2024 at 1:04 AM
How the fuck am I supposed to wait a whole YEAR for the second one ?!??? What the fuck??
nw: wicked 🩷💚
November 21, 2024 at 10:20 PM
nw: wicked 🩷💚
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I don’t think we as a society are prepared for the theater kid renaissance Wicked is about to unleash
November 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I don’t think we as a society are prepared for the theater kid renaissance Wicked is about to unleash
You think you know how to work a shower until you’re at someone else’s house 😔
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
You think you know how to work a shower until you’re at someone else’s house 😔
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?
November 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?
the only thing holding me together right now is waiting for Chappell Roan’s new songs and drinking too much iced coffee
November 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM
the only thing holding me together right now is waiting for Chappell Roan’s new songs and drinking too much iced coffee
My baby Fafnir is going in for emergency surgery please send all the love you can, I’m so scared ❤️
November 13, 2024 at 10:01 PM
My baby Fafnir is going in for emergency surgery please send all the love you can, I’m so scared ❤️
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guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen
November 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen
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Canadians should read Project 2025, I did. It took me days to recover. Read it and remember Harper and Poilievre endorsed it.
November 11, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Canadians should read Project 2025, I did. It took me days to recover. Read it and remember Harper and Poilievre endorsed it.
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I want tater tots. I don't want to purchase, prepare or create tater tots, I just want tater tots. I don't even know that I actually want to consume them I simply want them, nay, need them. My will commands them. Tots. Tater. It is simple and yet. Totless I stand.
November 11, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I want tater tots. I don't want to purchase, prepare or create tater tots, I just want tater tots. I don't even know that I actually want to consume them I simply want them, nay, need them. My will commands them. Tots. Tater. It is simple and yet. Totless I stand.
How can anyone say Chappell is not a superstar?? WEIRD AL did hot to go as a COVER !!! Like that is insaneeee!!! 💖
From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
"HOT TO GO!" (Chappell Roan cover) • "Weird Al" Yankovic & Will Forte • THUNDERGONG! 2024
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
youtu.be
November 11, 2024 at 5:02 AM
How can anyone say Chappell is not a superstar?? WEIRD AL did hot to go as a COVER !!! Like that is insaneeee!!! 💖
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From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
"HOT TO GO!" (Chappell Roan cover) • "Weird Al" Yankovic & Will Forte • THUNDERGONG! 2024
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
youtu.be
November 10, 2024 at 11:21 PM
From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
Started LOST today... I finally see why it had a strangle hold on the world when it was airing. Incredible tv.
November 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Started LOST today... I finally see why it had a strangle hold on the world when it was airing. Incredible tv.
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grief is so weird because you can literally be perfectly fine all day and then just break down out of nowhere for the dumbest reason.
November 9, 2024 at 6:36 AM
grief is so weird because you can literally be perfectly fine all day and then just break down out of nowhere for the dumbest reason.