jawnny truant
@gothicdolphins.bsky.social
Shake your tambourine go & get yourself a whistle
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jawnny truant
@gothicdolphins.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Albatross round my neck, my back
I get to cook at a nonprofit that feeds hungry ppl tomorrow 🧑🍳
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I get to cook at a nonprofit that feeds hungry ppl tomorrow 🧑🍳
I can't really think of any descriptor for this new one - it's slinky, sexy, and vibey✨
trust in love
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December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I can't really think of any descriptor for this new one - it's slinky, sexy, and vibey✨
ASMR for dogs 🤷
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ASMR for dogs 🤷
A bleak and relentless banger, wholly unpredictable
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A bleak and relentless banger, wholly unpredictable
Guessin' the apple don't fall far from the bee right? Heheheh right?
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Guessin' the apple don't fall far from the bee right? Heheheh right?
Note to self:
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Note to self:
Accidentally read one today that involves Sabrina Carpenter growing to 7', Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Taylor's forbidden Roman senator lover
As TS's dreams of gladiatorial combat grew, her memories of her own songs faded, but Weird Al gained the version he would have made of the forgotten songs
As TS's dreams of gladiatorial combat grew, her memories of her own songs faded, but Weird Al gained the version he would have made of the forgotten songs
Personal opinion, but it seems kind of creepy and gross to me to write what seems to be a spicy book about a real person, without their consent.
The fact that the author has obviously never spoken to an Irish person (ye is second person plural, not first person) just adds to the insult.
The fact that the author has obviously never spoken to an Irish person (ye is second person plural, not first person) just adds to the insult.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Accidentally read one today that involves Sabrina Carpenter growing to 7', Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Taylor's forbidden Roman senator lover
As TS's dreams of gladiatorial combat grew, her memories of her own songs faded, but Weird Al gained the version he would have made of the forgotten songs
As TS's dreams of gladiatorial combat grew, her memories of her own songs faded, but Weird Al gained the version he would have made of the forgotten songs
There's always the one ne'er-do-well unc at every family gathering
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There's always the one ne'er-do-well unc at every family gathering
Baker, baker -
Please do tell!
¿How many leches
en tu pastel?
Please do tell!
¿How many leches
en tu pastel?
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Baker, baker -
Please do tell!
¿How many leches
en tu pastel?
Please do tell!
¿How many leches
en tu pastel?
I've been commenting some variation of "multipass" at this hot dog stand in Tennessee on TT for weeks to the point that the guys that work there just walk around saying it/shout it at customers
Finally got their boss tonight
Finally got their boss tonight
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I've been commenting some variation of "multipass" at this hot dog stand in Tennessee on TT for weeks to the point that the guys that work there just walk around saying it/shout it at customers
Finally got their boss tonight
Finally got their boss tonight
❤️soma
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
❤️soma
Dog what am I looking at
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Dog what am I looking at
Filling my thermos with cocoa, & a little Tupperware of homemade peppermint bark, then calling a taxi
I direct the driver to the winter lights drive thru light show & upon arrival, hand a mug of cocoa up to the front seat
I reach up, & we hold hands through the partition, eyes dazzled by lights 🎄
I direct the driver to the winter lights drive thru light show & upon arrival, hand a mug of cocoa up to the front seat
I reach up, & we hold hands through the partition, eyes dazzled by lights 🎄
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Filling my thermos with cocoa, & a little Tupperware of homemade peppermint bark, then calling a taxi
I direct the driver to the winter lights drive thru light show & upon arrival, hand a mug of cocoa up to the front seat
I reach up, & we hold hands through the partition, eyes dazzled by lights 🎄
I direct the driver to the winter lights drive thru light show & upon arrival, hand a mug of cocoa up to the front seat
I reach up, & we hold hands through the partition, eyes dazzled by lights 🎄
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I'm sick, on this, the day I got my chihuahua one of those backpacks with the big clear window so he can rock with me and see more of my world
I even got a snuggly blanket for it, because he's a lil freak for comfort and texture and I want this to be a good experience
I even got a snuggly blanket for it, because he's a lil freak for comfort and texture and I want this to be a good experience
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm sick, on this, the day I got my chihuahua one of those backpacks with the big clear window so he can rock with me and see more of my world
I even got a snuggly blanket for it, because he's a lil freak for comfort and texture and I want this to be a good experience
I even got a snuggly blanket for it, because he's a lil freak for comfort and texture and I want this to be a good experience
The Gang Pans Nuggets Off Me Claim
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Gang Pans Nuggets Off Me Claim
The woims is their money
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The woims is their money
Reposted by jawnny truant
I keep thinking about a joke where Sluggo is the leader of the lost boys so he says "How do you like your noodles, Michael? You're eating woims."
March 9, 2024 at 5:08 AM
I keep thinking about a joke where Sluggo is the leader of the lost boys so he says "How do you like your noodles, Michael? You're eating woims."
2 down comforters, like I'm sha-Shabba Ranks
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
2 down comforters, like I'm sha-Shabba Ranks
New season of the Vince Staples Show is WILD
That Atlanta/Twin Peaks type of magical realism
That Atlanta/Twin Peaks type of magical realism
Vince Staples has been my favorite comedian for years
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
New season of the Vince Staples Show is WILD
That Atlanta/Twin Peaks type of magical realism
That Atlanta/Twin Peaks type of magical realism
Might still be working on this one?
An homage to the 90s Saturday night radio request lines
Operators are live! Call now!
An homage to the 90s Saturday night radio request lines
Operators are live! Call now!
Saturday Night Slow Jams
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November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Might still be working on this one?
An homage to the 90s Saturday night radio request lines
Operators are live! Call now!
An homage to the 90s Saturday night radio request lines
Operators are live! Call now!
