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Shake your tambourine go & get yourself a whistle
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A still from The Simpsons featuring a yellow milk carton at an angle, sitting on a light orange table, and against a darker orange background. Two sides of the carton are shown, one with a white square and black text down the side, the other a picture of an ear of corn, and the words, "CORN NOG"
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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A bleak and relentless banger, wholly unpredictable
The cover of the book Ohio by Stephen Markley
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Yessss
A pinned comment reads "a hug and a multipass"
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I've been commenting some variation of "multipass" at this hot dog stand in Tennessee on TT for weeks to the point that the guys that work there just walk around saying it/shout it at customers

Finally got their boss tonight
A man holds his finger up before a great announcement. A comment below reads, "corndog dallas multipass"
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Dog what am I looking at
A screenshot of a website. A multicolored header reads "kiddle" and the title is "Elliott Smith facts for kids" filled by a terrible picture of the singer, and what appears to just be a reformatted copy pasta off the wiki
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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The album cover for the dead prez album, Let's Get Free
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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RFK packing zyn
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Tyler the Creator washes his hands before he pees
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Let's goooooo
An abstract yellow sun over a blue background with a caption, a la Spotify reads, "60s-70s yé-yé Saturday morning"
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Lol
Black text on white background, wired from the article: : "Chuck Kesey remained active at Springfield Creamery as "the Keeper of the Culture," personally tasting yogurt batches without relying on pH readers alone. He enjoyed indulging his intellectual curiosities from galaxies and art to local wildlife, as well as sharing his foraged finds -including rocks, mushrooms and flowers-with everyone from friends and family to creamy employees." "Creamy employees" is highlighted in yellow
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Okay
An image of Spotify playlist pic titled, "Pleasant Strange Thursday Morning" Something like an abstract yellow sun is over a blue background
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I luv puderschmude sm
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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✨ Reading goal met 💙📚

#50 was John Connolly's The Book of Lost Things
Still working on Virgil Wander by Leif Enger and Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero✨
A bar graph from storygraph depicting my goal of 50 books this year, finished!
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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First tattoo sponsored by Lockheed Martin
From Claire Grimes Boucher's Instagram, a selfie featuring zero swag and a new face tattoo
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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❤️My lil murder is growing🐦‍⬛
3 crows stand in a rainy parking lot, waiting for breakfast
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The neighborhood crows are finally beginning to warm up to me at work

And they said I was crazy, just huckin bits of dog treats at the birds
They'll rue the day
A crow stands on wet pavement, savoring a dog treat
October 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Watching this live stream "24 Hours Outside ICE" and if ya just kinda squint to the left of the frogs and the armed guys on the roof - Night Terror, Portland's version of Phoenix Jones - just drove by
A few people in inflatable frog costumes stand on a sidewalk in sw Portland, outside of of the ice building. Above and behind them, the building, with several armed men standing on the roof. To the left, a decommissioned crown vic with a batman type logo that says "Night Terror"
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Why do they look so bored they just downloaded a fucking ghost
Elliott Page and Carlos Alazraqui star in 2002's VMA nominated smash hit, I Downloaded A Ghost Image description: A promotional movie poster. Two kids stare at a glowing computer screen in a typical teenager's bedroom, with the intensity of people who’ve just woken up from a nap and are somehow actually more tired, then their respective fathers made the worst joke. Above them and to the left, a man in the background throws his hands up like he just don't care, as the lower half of his torso becomes digitized and sucked into the computer To the right, a almost 3D looking ghost that appears to likely be fair use, essentially composing of a white sheet with some eye holes floats in the air.
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Taylor Swift speaks with BBC. BBC pidgin rebroadcasts with translation. In this screenshot, a close-up of Swift, wearing overear headphones, and before a microphone. A caption reads, "wetin go happun if di writing just dry up?"
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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As a Portlander,
A snippet of my muted words and tags on bluesky, notably, my first: "voodoo donuts" and "portlandia"
October 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Just in time for spooky season, here's a treatise on diddling by Edgar Allan Poe 🐦‍⬛
An article written for the Philadelphia Saturday Courier, published October 14, 1843 by Edgar Allan Poe "RAISING THE WIND; DIDDLING CONSIDERED AS ONE OF THE EXACT SCIENCES. BY EDGAR A. POE. Hey, diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle. From an Epic by "Flaccus." Since the world began there have been two Jeremys. The one wrote a Jeremiad about usury, and was called Jeremy Bentham. He has been much admired by Mr. John Neal, and was a great man in a small way. The other gave name to the most important of the Exact Sciences, and was entitled Jeremy Diddler. He was a great man in a great way - I may say, indeed, in the very greatest of ways. Diddling - or the abstract idea conveyed by the verb to diddle - is sufficiently well understood. Yet the fact, the deed, the thing diddling, is somewhat difficult to define. We may get, however, at a tolerably distinct conception of the matter in hand, by defining - not the thing, diddling, in itself - but man, as an animal that diddles. Had Plato but hit upon this, he would have been spared the affront of the picked chicken." ... The article continues at the above link
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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A movie poster from the 2006 film, Step Up, showing Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum doing a shoulder roll
October 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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The poster from the movie 1997 movie, Face Off, depicting half of John Travolta's face next to half of Nic Coppola's face against a black background
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Hate to break it to ya, bub
My last. Fm stats showing that I've scrobbled a whole lot (850) last week
October 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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A clip from my co-star chart showing for placements in a single water sign, including sun and moon
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM