🏳️🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷
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parent. internet crank. autistic. future ghost. artist when my kid gets distracted. I may own 80 Cats in a Dog Suit. they/them. lesbian.
Today we went to the the holiday flea market hosted by Allaire Historical Village State Park.
Agent K found 3 handmade and 2 vintage ornaments for his tree, and then we road the Pine Creek train inside the park.
Agent K found 3 handmade and 2 vintage ornaments for his tree, and then we road the Pine Creek train inside the park.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today we went to the the holiday flea market hosted by Allaire Historical Village State Park.
Agent K found 3 handmade and 2 vintage ornaments for his tree, and then we road the Pine Creek train inside the park.
Agent K found 3 handmade and 2 vintage ornaments for his tree, and then we road the Pine Creek train inside the park.
37 attempts and only 9 yes offers.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
37 attempts and only 9 yes offers.
K found himself a tiny pumpkin pie at Delicious Orchards.
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
K found himself a tiny pumpkin pie at Delicious Orchards.
I would show you the picture of him standing next to it with a proud smile, but it's a no pants day.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I would show you the picture of him standing next to it with a proud smile, but it's a no pants day.
We voted.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We voted.
K spent like fifteen minutes with the chickens. The one rooster kept going over to stand between him and his hens and crowing because he thought my son was there to steal his ladies.
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
K spent like fifteen minutes with the chickens. The one rooster kept going over to stand between him and his hens and crowing because he thought my son was there to steal his ladies.
Took Agent K through Holmdel Park's Longstreet Farms to see the chickens and stopped to take some autumn shots because the park is gorgeous this time of year.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Took Agent K through Holmdel Park's Longstreet Farms to see the chickens and stopped to take some autumn shots because the park is gorgeous this time of year.
Saw this while out and about.
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Saw this while out and about.
For $10 I got all this, a second on eggs and sausage, and two more cups of coffee.
I gave them $5 more towards their efforts to build a diaper bank to support the local food bank.
Support your Masonic Lodge.
I gave them $5 more towards their efforts to build a diaper bank to support the local food bank.
Support your Masonic Lodge.
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
For $10 I got all this, a second on eggs and sausage, and two more cups of coffee.
I gave them $5 more towards their efforts to build a diaper bank to support the local food bank.
Support your Masonic Lodge.
I gave them $5 more towards their efforts to build a diaper bank to support the local food bank.
Support your Masonic Lodge.
Our Matawan first responders put this out this morning and it's so cute.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Our Matawan first responders put this out this morning and it's so cute.
Autumn rain on the bog.
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Autumn rain on the bog.
I put the video in slo-mo to see the rain better.
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I put the video in slo-mo to see the rain better.
My ex sent me a picture of Agent K at his Ciocia (Aunt in Polish) Jenny's trunk-a-treat by her house.
He's being Mario from Nintendo. I found the costume at Spirit this year, and Nick added the red shirt.
He's being Mario from Nintendo. I found the costume at Spirit this year, and Nick added the red shirt.
October 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My ex sent me a picture of Agent K at his Ciocia (Aunt in Polish) Jenny's trunk-a-treat by her house.
He's being Mario from Nintendo. I found the costume at Spirit this year, and Nick added the red shirt.
He's being Mario from Nintendo. I found the costume at Spirit this year, and Nick added the red shirt.
See you in the graveyard!
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
See you in the graveyard!
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
As it gets darker it's easier to see the city in the distance.
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As it gets darker it's easier to see the city in the distance.
Made a sandwich, grabbed a soda, and eating dinner while watching the sun set at the Keyport Waterfront.
October 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Made a sandwich, grabbed a soda, and eating dinner while watching the sun set at the Keyport Waterfront.
I'm allergic to shellfish and came across a cabbage boil. To buy a cabbage and all the ingredients needed total about $40. $40 for one healthy meal versus $13 for a bag of chicken nuggets that will last the entire week.
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm allergic to shellfish and came across a cabbage boil. To buy a cabbage and all the ingredients needed total about $40. $40 for one healthy meal versus $13 for a bag of chicken nuggets that will last the entire week.
This sums up my life right now. I just tell people it's all good and I'm fine, but I'm currently half a mylanta bottle and three panic attacks into working on my checkbook while the news plays in the background.
October 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This sums up my life right now. I just tell people it's all good and I'm fine, but I'm currently half a mylanta bottle and three panic attacks into working on my checkbook while the news plays in the background.
Yep.
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yep.