Gordonator
@gordonator.myatproto.social
Got mine today. Thank you, Mr. Tomorrow!
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Got mine today. Thank you, Mr. Tomorrow!
Bovine can’t let Cosplay Kristi have all the fun.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Bovine can’t let Cosplay Kristi have all the fun.
Did somebody say Hot Dog Suit?
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Did somebody say Hot Dog Suit?
What in the name of Jeff Effin’ Tiedrich and Effin’ Birds is going on here? I fully support your consideration while acknowledging these particular cartoons or the contributor referred to may not represent what you have in mind. Good luck.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
What in the name of Jeff Effin’ Tiedrich and Effin’ Birds is going on here? I fully support your consideration while acknowledging these particular cartoons or the contributor referred to may not represent what you have in mind. Good luck.
These might come in handy, if I can say handy when talking about a cow and its tools.
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
These might come in handy, if I can say handy when talking about a cow and its tools.
Way to combine hubris and lack of sense of humor to miss my point. Your application of the mansplaining technique adds nothing.
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Way to combine hubris and lack of sense of humor to miss my point. Your application of the mansplaining technique adds nothing.
Live and let live? Ha. You saw my comment linked to you because of bluesky’s lousy aggregating, but it’s not. The avatar (Digital Technology. a static or moving image or other graphic representation that acts as a proxy for a person […] on the internet.) is real, but not me. Here’s another.
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Live and let live? Ha. You saw my comment linked to you because of bluesky’s lousy aggregating, but it’s not. The avatar (Digital Technology. a static or moving image or other graphic representation that acts as a proxy for a person […] on the internet.) is real, but not me. Here’s another.
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale also have endorsed Cuomo.
June 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale also have endorsed Cuomo.
“You could walk through Ronald Reagan’s deepest thoughts,” a California legislator said, “and not get your ankles wet.”
June 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“You could walk through Ronald Reagan’s deepest thoughts,” a California legislator said, “and not get your ankles wet.”
The attached pop distribution map with circles shows a more nuanced view.
June 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The attached pop distribution map with circles shows a more nuanced view.
He’s obsessed with Obama.
June 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
He’s obsessed with Obama.
Fantastic. Sunday could be a banger, though!
June 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fantastic. Sunday could be a banger, though!
You don’t post right away? Whoa. That inner four year old got some skillz.
(Here’s wishing for a level of obnoxiousness slightly less overwhelming that allows you to post it, whatever it is.)
(Here’s wishing for a level of obnoxiousness slightly less overwhelming that allows you to post it, whatever it is.)
June 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You don’t post right away? Whoa. That inner four year old got some skillz.
(Here’s wishing for a level of obnoxiousness slightly less overwhelming that allows you to post it, whatever it is.)
(Here’s wishing for a level of obnoxiousness slightly less overwhelming that allows you to post it, whatever it is.)
Lemon, it’s only Wednesday.
June 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Lemon, it’s only Wednesday.
I hope the legal beagles can tell us that “except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress,” is not wiped out by SCROTUS’ granting immunity. I don’t remember it described as blanket immunity.
June 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I hope the legal beagles can tell us that “except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress,” is not wiped out by SCROTUS’ granting immunity. I don’t remember it described as blanket immunity.
June 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The 21st Century’s own Guilded Age, brought to us by the people who have everything except humanity.
May 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The 21st Century’s own Guilded Age, brought to us by the people who have everything except humanity.
Like a super duper biggie sized Golden Corral, but it’s got a dome on top.
Like if Donnie Dumbass spray painted the concrete Kingdome in his customary shit gold.
Like if Donnie Dumbass spray painted the concrete Kingdome in his customary shit gold.
![The King County Dome Stadium’s final moments as it is shown mid-explosion on March 26, 2000. (Ellen M. Banner / The Seattle Times) [Shit gold paint not included.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jsjpvxyku6mmrknhd763vwck/bafkreibcwsrvso7kfo23oha22dugdwtg4xl4zmrksa2blfmw25qye3pgqq@jpeg)
May 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Like a super duper biggie sized Golden Corral, but it’s got a dome on top.
Like if Donnie Dumbass spray painted the concrete Kingdome in his customary shit gold.
Like if Donnie Dumbass spray painted the concrete Kingdome in his customary shit gold.
The appropriate response to the jet is, let’s mount the Qatari 747 on a huge stick as a monument out in one of our deserts. The desert should help preserve the plane, with minimal maintenance costs, and Krasnov can use it as his desert office if he can mount a ladder to it.
May 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The appropriate response to the jet is, let’s mount the Qatari 747 on a huge stick as a monument out in one of our deserts. The desert should help preserve the plane, with minimal maintenance costs, and Krasnov can use it as his desert office if he can mount a ladder to it.