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Goofy Satyr
@goofysatyr.bsky.social
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20 years old.
Pansexual nonbinary
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oh8.bsky.social
Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

👀👁‍🗨
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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anninosart.bsky.social
🩸🦇
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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incase.bsky.social
Waifu Royale 2.0 winner #2

Two friends decided to take poor Sydney in for the night. A lot of kissing and fucking ensued. Good times.

Read the accompanying story here:
archiveofourown.org/works/723494...

patreon.com/InCaseArt
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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babettecirque.bsky.social
Apparently a lot of ppl needs to hear this

#bskycensorship
Batman slapping Robin meme with the caption, an "18+" sign being over Batman's face while Bluesky's logo is over Robin's. Robin as Bluesky: "No discussing self-harm, suicide, abuse (sexual, drugs, substance, etc.) unless it's educational—!!!" Batman as 18+ creators (or non-professionals in general): "Artists are not teachers or therapists. We are not obligated to teach you anything."
September 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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incase.bsky.social
Aaand also a hairy version.

www.patreon.com/InCaseArt
January 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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insecthentai.bsky.social
#nsfw #nsfwsky #hentai #teratophilia #insex #insectophilia #monsterfucker #ovipositor #egglaying
Source: Unknown (Found on https://old.reddit.com/r/Insex/comments/1n16yje/oh_no_i_got_caught_in_their_webs_again/) Artist: Unknown
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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spicesnglitter.bsky.social
Monsterfuck meme - 4/5 Tentacle

Can you guess what the free space will be ? 👀

[ #nsfwart #myOC #teratophilia ]
August 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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sarybomb.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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yoryk.bsky.social
Yay it works~
Here's my first completed animation! It took me aaages to finish it since I was learning as I went, but I'm still incredibly proud of it~ Happy to finally be able to share it here! ^^
#nsfw, #animation, #animated, #furry, #furrynsfw, #furryart
September 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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yoryk.bsky.social
Schlick schlick
August 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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jandri.bsky.social
she sure can handle a lot 🍷💕
#jandriNSFWart
A very tipsy woman lays back on a bed next to an empty bottle, her open robe presenting her nude body and a load of cum leaking out from between her legs. She clumsily grips a glass of wine in one hand, and her satisfied expression looks on at the hard dick presenting itself to her from out of frame.
August 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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catcoconut.com
Just called Mastercard, they kept saying it’s an update on their “policies” but I asked “what if I want to buy a book at the store and it gets pulled? I don’t want to be told what I can buy with my money when it’s not illegal” and they gave me a case #

Took 25mins. Visa’s next.
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · Aug 1
This is a pathetic statement and I’m begging every journalist to rip it to shreds
Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations. Our payment network follows standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content.
August 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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maridiansnack.bsky.social
Drawpile doodle for Cerebro
Francisca doing her best to be a life guard
August 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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mrpecu.bsky.social
You hear that guys? All lawful purchases are allowed! We're just not allowing the ILLEGAL stuff like...dark romance V-Novels?

This ain't adding up. These companies are playing damage control now.

Don't Stop Calling! More official statements only brings up more questions!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Distressed mastercard persona: Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations. Our payment network follows standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content. Sue: Hello, I had a few concerns about your policies.
August 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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kadybat.ellen.zone
This statement is false. Mastercard has enacted several required restrictions of activity on platforms that support it, including the attached screenshots, which all come from the Security Rules & Procedures within their Specialty Merchant Registration Program. www.mastercard.us/content/dam/...
"The Merchant must not market the content of its website or permit content search terms to give the impression that the content contains child exploitation materials or the depiction of nonconsensual activities." READ: Mastercard has mandates on what kinds of content should be indexed in platform search engines and what keywords should even function on search engines. How Mastercard defines "child exploitation materials" or "nonconsensual activities" are wildly unclear. In the past, this mandate has been used against Patreon to mandate the removal of hypnosis content, with Mastercard claiming that hypnosis, even in a fictional context, was nonconsensual on its face. "The Merchant must support a complaint process that allows for the reporting of content that may be illegal or otherwise violates the Standards and must review and resolve all reported complaints within seven (7) business days. In the event that such review yields evidence of illegal content, the Merchant must remove that content immediately" READ: Mastercard mandates that platforms which support it only give platforms seven business days to review and resolve reports, which would give artists only seven business days to appeal and respond to them. These standards are egregious and near impossible to adhere to at scale. Consider that GDPR provides platforms 30 days to review and respond to requests for user data and deletion as a point of comparison. "The Merchant must only permit content uploads from verified content providers and must have a robust process for verifying the age and identity of the content provider, which includes the review and validation of a government-issued identification and steps to ensure that the government identification is in the possession of, and belongs to, the content provider. The use of a third-party vendor that specializes in the validation of government identifications is recommended." READ: Mastercard requires platforms and merchants to perform age and identity verification for vendors/artists and consumers, **regardless** of laws and regulations around identity verification in that region.
August 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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leslekieuart.bsky.social
This is the most non answer they could have fucking come up with lol what the fuck constitutes as "illegal adults content"

Keep calling them, keep sending them emails and letters, and keep gumming up their works
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · Aug 1
This is a pathetic statement and I’m begging every journalist to rip it to shreds
Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations. Our payment network follows standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content.
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
This is extremely cool. GOG is taking a stand against payment processors caving to fundamentalist religious groups and is offering a bunch of "banned" games for free.
freedomtobuy.games
Freedom To Buy
Join the 48-hour giveaway and stand for the freedom to buy games.
freedomtobuy.games
August 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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viscera.bsky.social
Oooh fun. Complete denial instead of even the flimsiest explanation. They know exactly what it looks like and they never wanted anyone to see
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · Aug 1
This is a pathetic statement and I’m begging every journalist to rip it to shreds
Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations. Our payment network follows standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content.
August 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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ebi77.com
Maxy & Tomoe

For the #LuckyParadoxArtContest!
July 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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aelionumbr.bsky.social
Chel booty
August 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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becca.undertaleplus.com
mastercard acting like the 5 year old who swears they didn't break the vase when their mom comes home
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · Aug 1
This is a pathetic statement and I’m begging every journalist to rip it to shreds
Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations. Our payment network follows standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content.
August 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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lluisabadias.bsky.social
Can you help this explorer meet the local Lizardfolk?
July 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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tieflingmelissa.bsky.social
The smallest, least intelligent, and most animalistic of the chromatic dragons, white dragons dwell in frigid climes, favoring arctic areas or icy mountains 🐉

Helps with the summer heat 🥵 White is the dragon for the month of June in Melissa's Draconic Dossier Calendar!
tieflingmelissa.myshopify.com
July 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM