Goofy Brain
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Goofy Brain
@goofybrain.bsky.social
Itinerant gadfly
Such a peacemaker. Nobody crosses the aisle to bring people together like Trump. Everyone says so. The best aisle crosser. He can even drink a glass of water while crossing the aisle, no other president has ever been able to do that.

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Annual governors' gathering with White House unraveling after Trump excludes Democrats — The Associated Press
The National Governors Association annual conference is unraveling after President Donald Trump did not invite some Democrats to events.
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February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
it is truly disgusting that this fascist, incompetent asshole put his ugly mug on the National Parks passes.

People should get their names and faces on things they help *create*, not things they destroy.

Trump is a destroyer… of everything.

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Trump Opens Northeast Canyons And Seamounts Marine National Monument To Fishing — National Parks Traveler
President Donald Trump is drawing criticism for opening Northeast Canyons and Seamounts Marine National Monument to commercial fishing, just his latest move to reverse actions taken by Presidents Bara...
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February 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I do own a small amount of a few different cryptocurrencies, but I am still really enjoying watching it crash through the floor. Crypto has its potentially legitimate uses, but fundamentally in its current state it is a house of cards. Nobody who invested heavily in it deserves to keep their money.
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Crypto notorious for use in criminal enterprises. Crypto funded and promoted by wealthy, elite pedos, including Epstein. Elon Musk huge proponent/holder of crypto. Elon Musk huge fan of Epstein. Elon Musk gung ho in emails to party with Epstein.

Surely a coincidence...

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Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein — Futurism
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February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It may take several years, but the day will come when history will refer to “America’s Fascist Period,” and Trump supporters will go down in history as our country’s equivalent of Nazis. History is not merciful in its delivery of shame.
"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now.

#AccountabilityIsComing
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Imagine calling it a “working group,“ when someone tells you that they intend to take your house, you say no, and they tell you they’re going to do it anyway. This was a meeting between reasonable people and complete idiots, and the entire world knows which is which.

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Vance-hosted Greenland meeting ends with ‘fundamental disagreement’ — The Washington Post
Diplomats from Denmark and Greenland had originally requested the meeting with Secretary of State Marco Rubio after provocative statements from the president.
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January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
A true thing of beauty.

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Presidente Trumpito's Inaugural Address
YouTube video by scaredketchup
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January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Never forget that the people who insist that everyone should “pull themselves up by their boot straps“ will do everything in their power to cut off everybody else’s boot straps, especially if they think it costs them tax money.

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Trump’s funding cuts put America’s consumer watchdog on the brink of collapse — Reuters
When Bianca Jones, a 33-year-old special education teacher in Memphis, Tennessee, decided a couple of years ago that she wanted to buy a house, she started digging into her Experian credit report. She...
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December 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s sometimes hard to understand the cognitive dissonance that Trump supporters must suffer, but I think it comes down to something like this:

“I’m not happy with Trump, but I still hate brown people and democrats.”

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‘Not a happy Trump supporter’: Cattle ranchers hit by push for lower beef prices
Gary Vetter was 10 years old when he started feeding cattle at his family's farm. Fifty-five years later, the Westside, Iowa, farmer faces an unexpected risk from the man he backed for U.S. president.
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December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
America under the Trump administration has proven itself to be like a toddler that still needs a sippy cup and soft plates, because it will immediately spill or break grown-up things. Under no circumstances should such a child be trusted with a treasure like Greenland.

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New Trump envoy says he will serve to make Greenland part of US - BBC News
Denmark warns Washington to respect its sovereignty, while Greenland says it will decide its own future.
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December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Thoughts and Prayers
YouTube video by Mothers for Democracy
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December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It makes sense that Republicans would want to slash education. Properly educated voters would know that a one time kiss-ass payment of $2000 doesn’t come anywhere near to making up for an *annual* subsidy of up to around $1000 PER YEAR on their insurance.

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GOP moves to let Obamacare subsidies expire as Trump promises ‘money to the people’ — POLITICO
As the president rails against insurance companies, other Republicans say allowing a subsidy lapse is “not acceptable.”
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December 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
File under “Neither Newsworthy Nor Surprising.”

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Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn her brain has 'low activity' — Entertainment Weekly
The mother of four underwent a brain scan amid stress from her robbery trial, bar exam, and Met Gala preparations.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This is extremely well written… which is a complete waste of ink when addressing an administration that prides itself on being juvenile, and is supported by people who are encouraged by a president who “talks like us” (ie at a 4th grade level).

“There’s that fag talk again.”
(Idiocracy)
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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“Why would you SAY that?”
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This dude still hasn’t made good on his promise to make a truly self driving car, and he wants you to believe he’s going to end poverty while simultaneously becoming the world’s first trillionaire?

Y’all Musk believers must be a special kind of stupid.

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Elon Musk says Optimus will 'eliminate poverty' — Business Insider
Elon Musk has spent recent weeks outlining a vision for an economic future with Optimus that will
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November 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you’ve wondered “gee, is Trump really the most corrupt US president in history?,” then 1) you haven’t been paying attention, because it’s super f’ing obvious, and 2) here’s yet another mountain of evidence for the pile.

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Binance Boosted Trump Family’s Crypto Company Ahead of Pardon for Its Billionaire Founder
The giant crypto exchange facilitated a $2 billion purchase of World Liberty’s stablecoin and built its technology. The clemency for Changpeng Zhao—the tycoon known as CZ—surprised some in the adminis...
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October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not that anybody with any brains at all believes the nonsense that comes out of Trump's mouth, but... it's good to see the truth with your own eyes.

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Is Portland Burning?
No. See real-time Portland cameras, PulsePoint incidents, and sourced fact checks.
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October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I’m old enough to remember when this photo caused a huge uproar- “how dare they terrorize this innocent boy” and even led Florida Cubans to vote for Bush in 2000. How far we have fallen… 😢
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Here's the creator of The Punisher specifically mentioning challenge coins using the Punisher logo as a huge problem and a sign of a law enforcement agency that doesn't understand its mission.

/this is a Reddit comment reproducing a statement supposedly included in a SyFy article now offline.
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Federal law enforcement, so far in 2025, vs same period in 2024:

Number of people charged in drug conspiracies: ⬇️ 15%

Number of people charged w/ money-laundering: ⬇️ 24%

Number of people charged w/ importing drugs into US: ⬇️ 6%

Via @bradheath.bsky.social

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Exclusive: Federal drug prosecutions fall to lowest level in decades as Trump shifts focus to deportations
The number of people charged with breaking federal drug laws dropped to the slowest rate since at least the late 1990s.
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September 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This is the best thing on the internet today.
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I drive a Tesla. I love the car, but there can simply be no question that the “self driving“ tech is nothing like they claim. I firmly believe Elon Musk belongs in jail for using human beings as experimental guinea pigs in tech that he knows doesn’t work.

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Tesla Fans Try Coast-to-Coast Self-Driving Trip, Crash Almost Immediately — Futurism
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September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM