Brent Misael 🖤
@gooey-gui.bsky.social
27. He/Him. Boyslay comrade. Dragon Age spoiler zone. I talk about other stuff too, mostly out of context.
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sometimes i look at henry’s forge and think he could totally cook a delicious pizza in there.
September 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
sometimes i look at henry’s forge and think he could totally cook a delicious pizza in there.
my 2 favorite cutscenes in kcd1 are
- when johanka is standing on a ledge while preaching & the light shining behind her makes her look like a saint
- henry + gang get ambushed, henry freezes when arrow flies at him & all you hear is him breathing right before arrow hits shield
- when johanka is standing on a ledge while preaching & the light shining behind her makes her look like a saint
- henry + gang get ambushed, henry freezes when arrow flies at him & all you hear is him breathing right before arrow hits shield
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
my 2 favorite cutscenes in kcd1 are
- when johanka is standing on a ledge while preaching & the light shining behind her makes her look like a saint
- henry + gang get ambushed, henry freezes when arrow flies at him & all you hear is him breathing right before arrow hits shield
- when johanka is standing on a ledge while preaching & the light shining behind her makes her look like a saint
- henry + gang get ambushed, henry freezes when arrow flies at him & all you hear is him breathing right before arrow hits shield
how do i feel about brabant? well, when i rescued hans from maleshov i gave him my personal tier IV, freshly sharpened, dueling longsword without hesitation. when brabant complained i didn't give him a weapon, i threw him a shitty tier II 32% axe i randomly found on the way.
September 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
how do i feel about brabant? well, when i rescued hans from maleshov i gave him my personal tier IV, freshly sharpened, dueling longsword without hesitation. when brabant complained i didn't give him a weapon, i threw him a shitty tier II 32% axe i randomly found on the way.
i know we all joke about how jealous hans & henry get with each other but once you think about how:
1. for hans, henry is his first friend & first love so of COURSE he’d be possessive
2. henry experienced deep loss so he’s going to hold on tight to his loved ones — hans especially
1. for hans, henry is his first friend & first love so of COURSE he’d be possessive
2. henry experienced deep loss so he’s going to hold on tight to his loved ones — hans especially
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i know we all joke about how jealous hans & henry get with each other but once you think about how:
1. for hans, henry is his first friend & first love so of COURSE he’d be possessive
2. henry experienced deep loss so he’s going to hold on tight to his loved ones — hans especially
1. for hans, henry is his first friend & first love so of COURSE he’d be possessive
2. henry experienced deep loss so he’s going to hold on tight to his loved ones — hans especially
i realize that everyone was drunk but in my opinion the pack did NOT try hard enough to convince henry that fighting erik was a stupid idea. at least katherine was like, "you're being a dumbass!!" and she was right.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i realize that everyone was drunk but in my opinion the pack did NOT try hard enough to convince henry that fighting erik was a stupid idea. at least katherine was like, "you're being a dumbass!!" and she was right.
i role play henry, i dont play him as a stand-in for myself. so when im robbing innocent people and dishonorably killing the antagonists i shake my head in real life so the fbi agent watching me thru my webcam knows i disagree with his actions.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i role play henry, i dont play him as a stand-in for myself. so when im robbing innocent people and dishonorably killing the antagonists i shake my head in real life so the fbi agent watching me thru my webcam knows i disagree with his actions.
been reading a lot of kcd fics and these are my findings: lube edition. i have an endless fascination for smut logistics. yes, this is an open discussion, if you wish to share with the class.
September 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
been reading a lot of kcd fics and these are my findings: lube edition. i have an endless fascination for smut logistics. yes, this is an open discussion, if you wish to share with the class.
when i say that henry would be the guy who does body shots at the bathhouse with a maid named Ludmila i mean that SHE is doing the shots off of HIM. salt on the abs. tequila in the bellybutton and everything.
September 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
when i say that henry would be the guy who does body shots at the bathhouse with a maid named Ludmila i mean that SHE is doing the shots off of HIM. salt on the abs. tequila in the bellybutton and everything.
hans’ hose clipping thru his waist and ankles tells me he has a different body model or something but i like to think that he just puts on old, ripped sweatpants for bed. or he’s in his punk rock, ripped tights era.
September 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
hans’ hose clipping thru his waist and ankles tells me he has a different body model or something but i like to think that he just puts on old, ripped sweatpants for bed. or he’s in his punk rock, ripped tights era.
love kcd1 for its american accent jump scares
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
love kcd1 for its american accent jump scares
what would my job be if i lived in medieval times? im so glad you asked. i'd be a 62 year old rich widow's scandalously young boytoy lover who wears her late lord husband's rings and is suspected of aiding in his mysterious death, which was officially declared a hunting accident.
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
what would my job be if i lived in medieval times? im so glad you asked. i'd be a 62 year old rich widow's scandalously young boytoy lover who wears her late lord husband's rings and is suspected of aiding in his mysterious death, which was officially declared a hunting accident.
you have to have hella arm and back strength to be an archer. think about the mechanisms invented to wind up a crossbow just to match a skilled archer with a bow. Hans is described as being Zizka's *best* archer. He's not this delicate guy. he can FUCK you UP given the chance.
September 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
you have to have hella arm and back strength to be an archer. think about the mechanisms invented to wind up a crossbow just to match a skilled archer with a bow. Hans is described as being Zizka's *best* archer. He's not this delicate guy. he can FUCK you UP given the chance.
Hans being frequently described as a fantastic archer. yet, Henry is able to beat him in kcd1 so i like to think his mere presence discombobulated hans enough that his years of training totally failed him for that moment and that's truly where his obsession with henry grew
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hans being frequently described as a fantastic archer. yet, Henry is able to beat him in kcd1 so i like to think his mere presence discombobulated hans enough that his years of training totally failed him for that moment and that's truly where his obsession with henry grew
okay but think about this: henry forges hans a sword with "AUDENTES FORTUNA IUVAT" on the blade to match the latin on his own sword. and then when he presents the sword as a gift it feels like a marriage proposal.
September 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
okay but think about this: henry forges hans a sword with "AUDENTES FORTUNA IUVAT" on the blade to match the latin on his own sword. and then when he presents the sword as a gift it feels like a marriage proposal.
people arguing about who’s the bottom in hansry. guys i appreciate the enthusiasm but thats a tier 4 advanced level of gay sex. those boys were NOT having anal their first time. or their tenth time tbh.
‘course that’s for realism’s sake. in fanfic anything goes.
‘course that’s for realism’s sake. in fanfic anything goes.
September 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
people arguing about who’s the bottom in hansry. guys i appreciate the enthusiasm but thats a tier 4 advanced level of gay sex. those boys were NOT having anal their first time. or their tenth time tbh.
‘course that’s for realism’s sake. in fanfic anything goes.
‘course that’s for realism’s sake. in fanfic anything goes.
i know samuel is the tavern owner, not the actual guy who serves drinks but i like to think that his diabolical eyebrow isn’t genetic but simply the way his face has formed after years of dealing with drunk patrons. the customer service facial trauma.
September 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i know samuel is the tavern owner, not the actual guy who serves drinks but i like to think that his diabolical eyebrow isn’t genetic but simply the way his face has formed after years of dealing with drunk patrons. the customer service facial trauma.
love musa’s little lore drops. like what do you mean you had political assassins coming after your family and that’s the least interesting about you lmfao???
September 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
love musa’s little lore drops. like what do you mean you had political assassins coming after your family and that’s the least interesting about you lmfao???
my favorite piece of kcd Politics Plot writing is during Exodus when henry asks john what sort of documents he has in sam’s basement and john says he has Blackmail and Connections papers.
S-tier writing right there.
S-tier writing right there.
September 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
my favorite piece of kcd Politics Plot writing is during Exodus when henry asks john what sort of documents he has in sam’s basement and john says he has Blackmail and Connections papers.
S-tier writing right there.
S-tier writing right there.
cross posting my most banger tweets onto bluesky to give the most curated filter of my rambling thoughts. like a sieve for trashy thoughts.
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
cross posting my most banger tweets onto bluesky to give the most curated filter of my rambling thoughts. like a sieve for trashy thoughts.
good morning to those who celebrate.
September 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
good morning to those who celebrate.
i’ve logged the tf back in
September 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i’ve logged the tf back in
henry of skalitz canonically being the model and muse to multiple artists is actually something so very important to me. like yes, he is beautiful and saintly, people are SO right.
July 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
henry of skalitz canonically being the model and muse to multiple artists is actually something so very important to me. like yes, he is beautiful and saintly, people are SO right.
kcd1 hans: noooo blacksmith boy don’t beat me at sword fighting nooo no ur muscles are so huge nooo you stink auuugh ur a stinky man take off your clothes (slowly) and get in the tub with me noooo ur dick is so huge ahhhhh the water is being displaced it’s everywhere aaaah
July 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
kcd1 hans: noooo blacksmith boy don’t beat me at sword fighting nooo no ur muscles are so huge nooo you stink auuugh ur a stinky man take off your clothes (slowly) and get in the tub with me noooo ur dick is so huge ahhhhh the water is being displaced it’s everywhere aaaah
the problem with being a whore (personal experience) is that sometimes i buy questionable clothing items from the thrift w/out considering the fact i live in a uniform for 95% of my life. yes i did buy a powder blue crop top that says "TROUBLE" & shows of my entire two nipples
July 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
the problem with being a whore (personal experience) is that sometimes i buy questionable clothing items from the thrift w/out considering the fact i live in a uniform for 95% of my life. yes i did buy a powder blue crop top that says "TROUBLE" & shows of my entire two nipples
i miss dating women bc none of the guys i've been with recently ever wear eyeshadow. not even a lil eyeliner. i need partners who know how to put that shit on. WHERE IS YOUR SWAG? WHERE. WHERE.
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i miss dating women bc none of the guys i've been with recently ever wear eyeshadow. not even a lil eyeliner. i need partners who know how to put that shit on. WHERE IS YOUR SWAG? WHERE. WHERE.