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No affiliation with THAT GOP. Those guys suck ass.
Be warned: political views may not conform to party lines.
No affiliation with THAT GOP. Those guys suck ass.
Be warned: political views may not conform to party lines.
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posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
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Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.
The GOP would look at the discovery of Hitler's body and declare "Awe poor baby, he died in fear suicide with his spouse, prayers for Adolf 😭" And then when presented with a manuscript copy of Mein Kampf pretend that the signature was forged by FDR.
September 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The GOP would look at the discovery of Hitler's body and declare "Awe poor baby, he died in fear suicide with his spouse, prayers for Adolf 😭" And then when presented with a manuscript copy of Mein Kampf pretend that the signature was forged by FDR.
"Hateful rhetoric doesn't do anyone any good."
Then explain that to the GOP. Explain that to people like Kirk, who use it to sway the uninformed over to their side. Explain that to Musk, who bought out Twitter to boost his own ego through "lulmemez". Explain that to Trump, who got elected on hate.
Then explain that to the GOP. Explain that to people like Kirk, who use it to sway the uninformed over to their side. Explain that to Musk, who bought out Twitter to boost his own ego through "lulmemez". Explain that to Trump, who got elected on hate.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Hateful rhetoric doesn't do anyone any good."
Then explain that to the GOP. Explain that to people like Kirk, who use it to sway the uninformed over to their side. Explain that to Musk, who bought out Twitter to boost his own ego through "lulmemez". Explain that to Trump, who got elected on hate.
Then explain that to the GOP. Explain that to people like Kirk, who use it to sway the uninformed over to their side. Explain that to Musk, who bought out Twitter to boost his own ego through "lulmemez". Explain that to Trump, who got elected on hate.
"It is with deep regret that I announce that, on May 1st, we will be flying our flags at half-mast to honor the late leader of the National Socialist party and Fuhrer of Germany, Adolf Hitler, who was a charismatic and beloved leader to his people--"
This is what the GOP sounds like currently.
This is what the GOP sounds like currently.
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"It is with deep regret that I announce that, on May 1st, we will be flying our flags at half-mast to honor the late leader of the National Socialist party and Fuhrer of Germany, Adolf Hitler, who was a charismatic and beloved leader to his people--"
This is what the GOP sounds like currently.
This is what the GOP sounds like currently.
Back when I was actually a libertarian puke I thought Polis was a piece of shit.
The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess.
The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess.
Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Back when I was actually a libertarian puke I thought Polis was a piece of shit.
The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess.
The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess.
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They should fly the flags at half mast for Haru Urara
September 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
They should fly the flags at half mast for Haru Urara
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Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.
For the record, I still have access to the account.
It's just that one of the computers has the credentials saved, the other doesn't, and the password manager gets bitchy unless I perform a specific ritual involving mirth and lavender while chanting ancient Egyptian hymns.
It's just that one of the computers has the credentials saved, the other doesn't, and the password manager gets bitchy unless I perform a specific ritual involving mirth and lavender while chanting ancient Egyptian hymns.
Anyway I'm trying to find the password for @goodolparodyparty.bsky.social so I don't constantly drown out people with passionate takes about my "inherently political" existence that people don't care about, but in the meantime I'll try to tone this down unless something really big happens.
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
For the record, I still have access to the account.
It's just that one of the computers has the credentials saved, the other doesn't, and the password manager gets bitchy unless I perform a specific ritual involving mirth and lavender while chanting ancient Egyptian hymns.
It's just that one of the computers has the credentials saved, the other doesn't, and the password manager gets bitchy unless I perform a specific ritual involving mirth and lavender while chanting ancient Egyptian hymns.
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Actually amazing how, in just 8 hours, the rhetoric went from "We're protecting the children!" to "We're protecting the guy who said that children need to be thrown under the bus for the Second Amendment!"
It's almost like you routinely criticize the Hippopotamus amphibius.
It's almost like you routinely criticize the Hippopotamus amphibius.
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September 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Actually amazing how, in just 8 hours, the rhetoric went from "We're protecting the children!" to "We're protecting the guy who said that children need to be thrown under the bus for the Second Amendment!"
It's almost like you routinely criticize the Hippopotamus amphibius.
It's almost like you routinely criticize the Hippopotamus amphibius.
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Went ahead and did mine.
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Went ahead and did mine.
You could tell any GOP voter that there's a minority of self-centered, narcissistic assholes hellbent on destroying the nation through their self-interests, and they'll eat up every single word.
Up until you point out that the minority is entirely UHNWI individuals.
Then expect all the hell.
Up until you point out that the minority is entirely UHNWI individuals.
Then expect all the hell.
August 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
You could tell any GOP voter that there's a minority of self-centered, narcissistic assholes hellbent on destroying the nation through their self-interests, and they'll eat up every single word.
Up until you point out that the minority is entirely UHNWI individuals.
Then expect all the hell.
Up until you point out that the minority is entirely UHNWI individuals.
Then expect all the hell.
Back then it was blonde hair, blue eyes.
Of course, Trump's a bit too egotistical for that. Which is a problem for all of us; because while anyone can become orange via cheap spray-tan, I doubt many people have a rat toupee as well.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Of course, Trump's a bit too egotistical for that. Which is a problem for all of us; because while anyone can become orange via cheap spray-tan, I doubt many people have a rat toupee as well.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Back then it was blonde hair, blue eyes.
Of course, Trump's a bit too egotistical for that. Which is a problem for all of us; because while anyone can become orange via cheap spray-tan, I doubt many people have a rat toupee as well.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Of course, Trump's a bit too egotistical for that. Which is a problem for all of us; because while anyone can become orange via cheap spray-tan, I doubt many people have a rat toupee as well.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
You know that one experiment they did where you wound up with a bunch of monkeys that wouldn't go near a banana, and if a monkey decided to do so anyway they got maimed and/or lynched by the others?
Yeah, it's not the only reason I'll use "Epstein" and "Banana" in the same sentence, to be frank.
Yeah, it's not the only reason I'll use "Epstein" and "Banana" in the same sentence, to be frank.
July 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You know that one experiment they did where you wound up with a bunch of monkeys that wouldn't go near a banana, and if a monkey decided to do so anyway they got maimed and/or lynched by the others?
Yeah, it's not the only reason I'll use "Epstein" and "Banana" in the same sentence, to be frank.
Yeah, it's not the only reason I'll use "Epstein" and "Banana" in the same sentence, to be frank.
Just saying, I want just one of these people who Trump has petty beef against to say bet, and then follow up with a time and a place.
Nothing would shut his trap faster I feel.
Nothing would shut his trap faster I feel.
July 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just saying, I want just one of these people who Trump has petty beef against to say bet, and then follow up with a time and a place.
Nothing would shut his trap faster I feel.
Nothing would shut his trap faster I feel.
I can't believe the Simpsons called what the Democrat party would be like in 2025.
July 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can't believe the Simpsons called what the Democrat party would be like in 2025.
Happy to report that, for the most part, this post was not needed. Seems that there wasn't all that much need to tell people off for July 4th celebrations on this site.
Don't get me wrong, there were a few. But I decided against adding them, because they had ulterior things to say.
Don't get me wrong, there were a few. But I decided against adding them, because they had ulterior things to say.
Now we wait.
July 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Happy to report that, for the most part, this post was not needed. Seems that there wasn't all that much need to tell people off for July 4th celebrations on this site.
Don't get me wrong, there were a few. But I decided against adding them, because they had ulterior things to say.
Don't get me wrong, there were a few. But I decided against adding them, because they had ulterior things to say.
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Now we wait.
July 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Now we wait.
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Just for the record?
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
July 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just for the record?
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
I wish the people who voted in the literal genocide peddlers because "they speak without a filter" a very happy slow hang noose from your own entrails and eternity in hell with no respite beyond drinking your own salty kidney-stone bloody piss.
No 4th of July wishes.
No 4th of July wishes.
July 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I wish the people who voted in the literal genocide peddlers because "they speak without a filter" a very happy slow hang noose from your own entrails and eternity in hell with no respite beyond drinking your own salty kidney-stone bloody piss.
No 4th of July wishes.
No 4th of July wishes.
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Hi there humans,
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
I Flooded 'Alligator Alcatraz'
Now they want to deport God.
www.thegodpodcast.com
July 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hi there humans,
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
Brainwashing is real.
Source: The GOP fucking joking about Alligator Alcatraz--and not one person within either party has stood up, called these people out by name, and said "you are absolute monsters and there's a place in hell for everyone who agrees with you."
No July 4th honoring. Fuck off.
Source: The GOP fucking joking about Alligator Alcatraz--and not one person within either party has stood up, called these people out by name, and said "you are absolute monsters and there's a place in hell for everyone who agrees with you."
No July 4th honoring. Fuck off.
July 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Brainwashing is real.
Source: The GOP fucking joking about Alligator Alcatraz--and not one person within either party has stood up, called these people out by name, and said "you are absolute monsters and there's a place in hell for everyone who agrees with you."
No July 4th honoring. Fuck off.
Source: The GOP fucking joking about Alligator Alcatraz--and not one person within either party has stood up, called these people out by name, and said "you are absolute monsters and there's a place in hell for everyone who agrees with you."
No July 4th honoring. Fuck off.
Just for the record?
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
July 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just for the record?
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
I'm going to systematically block every single user that says "Happy Fourth of July", "Happy Independence Day", or "Happy Treason Day" that shows up on my feed. On each account, at that.
But not just block--I'm making it a block list.
Don't give me patriotic shit right now.
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I think it's probably good to mention this on horny again after today's events.
I'm deliberately ignoring the supreme court decision in how it affects me striving to achieve my ends.
If I want porn, I'm going to get my porn. What's the GOP going to do to me that they weren't *already* planning?
I'm deliberately ignoring the supreme court decision in how it affects me striving to achieve my ends.
If I want porn, I'm going to get my porn. What's the GOP going to do to me that they weren't *already* planning?
June 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think it's probably good to mention this on horny again after today's events.
I'm deliberately ignoring the supreme court decision in how it affects me striving to achieve my ends.
If I want porn, I'm going to get my porn. What's the GOP going to do to me that they weren't *already* planning?
I'm deliberately ignoring the supreme court decision in how it affects me striving to achieve my ends.
If I want porn, I'm going to get my porn. What's the GOP going to do to me that they weren't *already* planning?