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Jaylord
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Still figuring it out
Wild to me that someone will comment on a Reel asking what song is playing and it’s just Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You”. Beautiful song, tho.
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I really can’t get over that all this, the threatening to invade Canada, the torturing of that German guy with a green card, the soon to happen deaths of millions of people from the dismantling of USAID, is a response to the absolute dipshit question “has wokeness gone too far?”
March 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s honestly so depressing to see men age. Like Brad Pitt, looking like just some old guy now? Ugh. Women can continue to slay though - ex Susan Sarandon are you fucking kidding me?
March 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The most self aware person you know is spiraling
February 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to the people who have a new partner every year. I’m joking I’m joking 😏
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Someone on Facebook posted this. Like how out of touch and clueless can you be. Get out of your fucking Fox News bubble, ya dimwit. Also, use some critical thinking skills. Both are bad, but one person actually has their hand in politics, another is a musician & already denounced a lunatic.
February 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don’t understand people needing others to be obsessed with them I don’t even want my own bf to be obsessed with me.
February 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Obsessed with Severance
February 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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imagine putting a severance door in the bathroom so that version of you's entire life is peeing and pooping
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Severance VERY good
February 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I need all my friends to dump Elon come on guys
February 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Upon further reflection, it has come to light that I truly am my worst enemy
January 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Feel deep in my bones that the backlash to all of this is going to be enormous. Not sure how it will manifest and when it will explode into view, but confident it’s coming.
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone honking outside my bedroom window deserves to get steamrolled!!!
January 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Crying my eyes out anytime anyone ever makes a post about their fur baby crossing the rainbow bridge
January 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
How do people feel so comfy posting selfies without any skin texture
January 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Always have dreams about missing flights
January 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Your honor, I cannot help that my body is tea and the boys stay drippin’
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My heart is so heavy. I don’t know how I’m supposed to do anything today. I might have only lived in LA for a year but it felt like a forever home to me 💔
January 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Watching Runaway Bride for the first time since I was a child and I just want to slap this silly bish.
January 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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UnitedHealth CEO was killed 30 days ago on Dec 4. Mangione is on trial for that killing.

Since Dec 4, about 5589 Americans have died preventable deaths under America’s exploitative for profit health system.

So—when do CEOs who enabled these deaths go on trial?
www.qasimrashid.com/p/americas-h...
America's HELL Corporations
It is long past time we grapple with the violence imposed on Americans from our exploitative for-profit health exploitation system
www.qasimrashid.com
January 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bought myself a planner and I’m somehow even more overwhelmed by it
January 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m doing a bad job
January 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
NOT ready to circle back AT ALL
January 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel like I interrupt people all the time so I’m trying to be more conscious and mindful of that and it’s actually really hard not for me to do like how do conversations actually work
December 24, 2024 at 7:33 PM