Joey 🦘
@goodfriendjoey.bsky.social
just a cowboy slinging justice | following my tw!tter boys | thoughts are my own
last time i posted i referenced a boyfriend i no longer have who want me now
April 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
last time i posted i referenced a boyfriend i no longer have who want me now
asked my boyfriend to do the hairy chest pics trend and he responded by changing the conversation to the SZA album delay; SZA you impact us all
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
asked my boyfriend to do the hairy chest pics trend and he responded by changing the conversation to the SZA album delay; SZA you impact us all
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The 2-9 Giants vs the 4-7 Cowboys isn't the football game that America wants today but it is certainly the game that America deserves today.
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
The 2-9 Giants vs the 4-7 Cowboys isn't the football game that America wants today but it is certainly the game that America deserves today.
elderly man just held a door open for me and said “you must be a lawyer” THATS RIGHT I AM now judge that’s why you should grant my request
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
elderly man just held a door open for me and said “you must be a lawyer” THATS RIGHT I AM now judge that’s why you should grant my request
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 AM
The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope
about to go into court for 3.5 hours
November 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
about to go into court for 3.5 hours
how long do you think i’ll spend in the shower waiting for the power to go out so i can then make a funny video about the situation
November 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
how long do you think i’ll spend in the shower waiting for the power to go out so i can then make a funny video about the situation
this bomb cyclone better destroy public transit leaving me to work remote for the next 2 weeks
November 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
this bomb cyclone better destroy public transit leaving me to work remote for the next 2 weeks
anyway i wore a beanie to work today
November 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
anyway i wore a beanie to work today
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this guy sucks so hard that he can't get any friends, so he bought a site to make all the users his friends, and they left; and he made a robot to tell him he was cool and it instead said he fucking sucks just like we all know he does
how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals
how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals
Elon Musk's AI turns on him, labels him 'one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X'
His posts, it added, “can have real-world consequences."
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 AM
this guy sucks so hard that he can't get any friends, so he bought a site to make all the users his friends, and they left; and he made a robot to tell him he was cool and it instead said he fucking sucks just like we all know he does
how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals
how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals
“hey you called while im pooping”
“well you won’t be when i come over”
“you don’t know what im doing to this toilet”
“please spray”
“well you won’t be when i come over”
“you don’t know what im doing to this toilet”
“please spray”
November 16, 2024 at 7:22 AM
“hey you called while im pooping”
“well you won’t be when i come over”
“you don’t know what im doing to this toilet”
“please spray”
“well you won’t be when i come over”
“you don’t know what im doing to this toilet”
“please spray”
i love getting job offers while drunk, why yes i will take 250k to go to your firm sis
November 16, 2024 at 7:08 AM
i love getting job offers while drunk, why yes i will take 250k to go to your firm sis
you met on the ekkovision to onlyfans pipeline, and he’s the one?
November 16, 2024 at 2:21 AM
you met on the ekkovision to onlyfans pipeline, and he’s the one?
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
so we moved to bluesky
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You mean this app doesn't just hang as I refresh? Images load quickly?? There aren't ads every third message??? I only see friends posts???? My old posts aren't repeatedly getting liked by bots?????
Who knew these incredible features could be possible
Who knew these incredible features could be possible
November 15, 2024 at 5:48 AM
You mean this app doesn't just hang as I refresh? Images load quickly?? There aren't ads every third message??? I only see friends posts???? My old posts aren't repeatedly getting liked by bots?????
Who knew these incredible features could be possible
Who knew these incredible features could be possible
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frankly confused friday
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
frankly confused friday
i need the divers that found kim’s earring STAT
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
i need the divers that found kim’s earring STAT
anyone else’s inner voice screaming randomly or is that just me
November 15, 2024 at 1:45 AM
anyone else’s inner voice screaming randomly or is that just me
and he was never seen again
having bottomless brunch and and then going out for the rest of the night Saturday for friends' birthday AMA
November 15, 2024 at 12:27 AM
and he was never seen again
i’m in court all day today, slinging justice as it were
November 14, 2024 at 4:40 PM
i’m in court all day today, slinging justice as it were
the boy i like knows the brands of underwear i wear this is a welcome development
November 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
the boy i like knows the brands of underwear i wear this is a welcome development
sent this to the boy i like :)
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
sent this to the boy i like :)