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culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
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He/Him
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
im releasing epstein files from my ass this morning as they say
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
im releasing epstein files from my ass this morning as they say
you know what else was in the dairy cooler? fucking string cheese and they lost so much money. fuck them
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
you know what else was in the dairy cooler? fucking string cheese and they lost so much money. fuck them
shit is getting good
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
shit is getting good
they're calling it phone
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
they're calling it phone
i have alpha gal. im vegetarian because of it but i only ever got hives and explosive diarrhea before diagnosed not death
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i have alpha gal. im vegetarian because of it but i only ever got hives and explosive diarrhea before diagnosed not death
couldnt even write a movie like this
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
couldnt even write a movie like this
couldnt even write a movie like this
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
couldnt even write a movie like this
like is comedy dead? will he cancel me? should i care? should i eat a whole bag of lays baked chips?
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
like is comedy dead? will he cancel me? should i care? should i eat a whole bag of lays baked chips?
and you're okay with that. you lean back in the bathtub that is filled with tap water. you kick the contraption that has a bunch of knives and scissors that slices through 8 family size bags of instant mashed potatoes, you sink into the potato quick sand. (the movie ends)
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
and you're okay with that. you lean back in the bathtub that is filled with tap water. you kick the contraption that has a bunch of knives and scissors that slices through 8 family size bags of instant mashed potatoes, you sink into the potato quick sand. (the movie ends)