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culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
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He/Him
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
Pinned
piss a mile in my pants
i wonder if epstein island exist in the cars universe
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i wonder if epstein island exist in the cars universe
i predict in the future disney will make cars versions of other movies. like a cars lion king
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i predict in the future disney will make cars versions of other movies. like a cars lion king
i think we should make school zone speeds faster, im thinking 100mph+ because when its 20mph all you're doing is giving pedophiles a closer look at them
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i think we should make school zone speeds faster, im thinking 100mph+ because when its 20mph all you're doing is giving pedophiles a closer look at them
my dick constantly getting wacked off like the mafia
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
my dick constantly getting wacked off like the mafia
when the dixie chicks killed earl they left so much evidence like amateurs. but really its law enforcement that is total shit. how did they not catch those chicks
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
when the dixie chicks killed earl they left so much evidence like amateurs. but really its law enforcement that is total shit. how did they not catch those chicks
sometimes i just really miss working at the grocery store in 2011 because they didnt have cameras in the dairy cooler and we would just slam chocolate milks all day. our boss joe would go apeshit because we would just leave empty chocolate milks all over. when i say we it was just mostly me though
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
sometimes i just really miss working at the grocery store in 2011 because they didnt have cameras in the dairy cooler and we would just slam chocolate milks all day. our boss joe would go apeshit because we would just leave empty chocolate milks all over. when i say we it was just mostly me though
no matter what at the end of the day we all are shitting farting and poopin. you can't run from that
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
no matter what at the end of the day we all are shitting farting and poopin. you can't run from that
android auto and apple car play but for walking
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
android auto and apple car play but for walking
trump really liked big beautiful bill huh
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
trump really liked big beautiful bill huh
normalize waving at people with the same make and model of car as you like the bikers do
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
normalize waving at people with the same make and model of car as you like the bikers do
damn girl you eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and a few snacks in between with that ass?
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
damn girl you eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and a few snacks in between with that ass?
so being chopped is NOT good? what about those new york sandwiches
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
so being chopped is NOT good? what about those new york sandwiches
theres this guy i know irl who is an actual doctor now in medicine. he also writes and records music. although i support him as a friend i wanna say "just put the surgeries in the bag bro" because how many doctors are in shitty local bands?
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
theres this guy i know irl who is an actual doctor now in medicine. he also writes and records music. although i support him as a friend i wanna say "just put the surgeries in the bag bro" because how many doctors are in shitty local bands?
bsky is fucking up processing your post but the post is so good you smoke 13 cigarettes letting it upload. it will only get 2 likes
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
bsky is fucking up processing your post but the post is so good you smoke 13 cigarettes letting it upload. it will only get 2 likes
do guys named clint even know they are named after a body part in the pussy?
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
do guys named clint even know they are named after a body part in the pussy?
i hate when people play the drums like dude thats loud as fuck please stop im trying to sleep
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i hate when people play the drums like dude thats loud as fuck please stop im trying to sleep
macaroni and cheese except instead of macaroni you use two pieces of white bread fried in a pan with the cheese in between like some kind of hot cheese sandwich, id suggest butter or even mayonnaise to get a nice brown crust on the bread. could be the move
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
macaroni and cheese except instead of macaroni you use two pieces of white bread fried in a pan with the cheese in between like some kind of hot cheese sandwich, id suggest butter or even mayonnaise to get a nice brown crust on the bread. could be the move
we got crop tops i want field tops
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
we got crop tops i want field tops
on reddit reading shit, laughing, digging for gold, up dooting, down dooting, getting my karma in line, investing in small memes, thanks for the stranger kind gold im gay you wond the internet today for the day
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
on reddit reading shit, laughing, digging for gold, up dooting, down dooting, getting my karma in line, investing in small memes, thanks for the stranger kind gold im gay you wond the internet today for the day
no longer gonna describe sex as porking since im vegetarian
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
no longer gonna describe sex as porking since im vegetarian
that first fart feeling in those fresh shorts
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
that first fart feeling in those fresh shorts
homophobic journalist at pride fest trying to get the facts straight
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
homophobic journalist at pride fest trying to get the facts straight
birthday borealis for me yesterday in kansas. what an awesome gift
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
birthday borealis for me yesterday in kansas. what an awesome gift
seth rogen here joe rogan's taller brother. check out this incense set im selling from my company house plant. this lowly priced incense holder is made of African mud and the incense are cones made of caribou shit. get the set today for an affordable $489.99
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
seth rogen here joe rogan's taller brother. check out this incense set im selling from my company house plant. this lowly priced incense holder is made of African mud and the incense are cones made of caribou shit. get the set today for an affordable $489.99
hey wanna go back to my house and cook some pb&j's?
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
hey wanna go back to my house and cook some pb&j's?