Emma Gooblin Esquire
@goobalicious.bsky.social
Entrepreneur and entertainer
Tea addict
I like rocks
Two-times cult member, partially reformed
Tea addict
I like rocks
Two-times cult member, partially reformed
Pinned
I used to think self-actualization was the end goal, but now that I'm here I realize it's like Dragon Quest where they fake you out &make you think there's one bad guy& the world is one way but then half way through they're like nope ACKSHUALLY it's this other guy& there's a whole new map to explore
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I saw a group of six girls in a car last night, windows down, shouting along to Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well” and I smiled because GIRLHOOD but then 20 seconds later, I heard them hit a parked car because the girlhood was too distracting.
July 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I saw a group of six girls in a car last night, windows down, shouting along to Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well” and I smiled because GIRLHOOD but then 20 seconds later, I heard them hit a parked car because the girlhood was too distracting.
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It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸
July 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸
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I never knew frogs come in all beautiful colours did you?…. 🐸
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July 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I never knew frogs come in all beautiful colours did you?…. 🐸
🥰
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I have learned that the term that best describes what I want to create is a "parallel society". Not trying to take over the world or start a commune. I just want like minded people to organize and create infrastructure and resources that are not as reliant on the current system
July 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have learned that the term that best describes what I want to create is a "parallel society". Not trying to take over the world or start a commune. I just want like minded people to organize and create infrastructure and resources that are not as reliant on the current system
Oblivion Remaster is lit af and I am streaming it with friends on YouTube rn, let's chat about taking over the world
www.youtube.com/live/2UxYU1j...
www.youtube.com/live/2UxYU1j...
Oblivion Ps5 ASMR Party Chat Friday Night With Friends Molag Ballz face reveal, end of the wussy
YouTube video by Goobus Things
www.youtube.com
April 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Oblivion Remaster is lit af and I am streaming it with friends on YouTube rn, let's chat about taking over the world
www.youtube.com/live/2UxYU1j...
www.youtube.com/live/2UxYU1j...
OBLIVION REMAKE STREAM WITH FRIENDS WE ARE THE COOLEST YOUD BE SAD IF YOU DIDNT WATCH
www.youtube.com/live/22GpbpL...
www.youtube.com/live/22GpbpL...
OBRIVIRON REMASHTER WITH FRIENDS AND QUAILS LESSSSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YouTube video by Goobus Things
www.youtube.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
OBLIVION REMAKE STREAM WITH FRIENDS WE ARE THE COOLEST YOUD BE SAD IF YOU DIDNT WATCH
www.youtube.com/live/22GpbpL...
www.youtube.com/live/22GpbpL...
True love is enjoying life and existence and rejoicing that others can do the same for themselves
April 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
True love is enjoying life and existence and rejoicing that others can do the same for themselves
Wish there were a few more hours in the afternoon so I could have a big chunk in the middle of every day to sleep
I need two 7 hour sleeps in a 34 hour day kthxbye
I need two 7 hour sleeps in a 34 hour day kthxbye
April 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Wish there were a few more hours in the afternoon so I could have a big chunk in the middle of every day to sleep
I need two 7 hour sleeps in a 34 hour day kthxbye
I need two 7 hour sleeps in a 34 hour day kthxbye
When you are constantly "the bigger person", you may end up surrounded by small people
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When you are constantly "the bigger person", you may end up surrounded by small people
The crust part of a sandwich is the best part of the sandwich and I have never understood the uncrustable folks, or my own children, who don't like uncrustables but do prefer when I cut the crusts off and I wonder if they aren't doing that as a treat for me
April 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The crust part of a sandwich is the best part of the sandwich and I have never understood the uncrustable folks, or my own children, who don't like uncrustables but do prefer when I cut the crusts off and I wonder if they aren't doing that as a treat for me
Just made my first quail sale! A couple in town bought ten! The beginning of my plan to take over the world is going well
April 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just made my first quail sale! A couple in town bought ten! The beginning of my plan to take over the world is going well
It is the role of our government to gatekeep
Rich and powerful corporations love this because they benefit from this
I think instead, the role of government should be to help us organize and connect with each other to work together to accomplish tasks of shared interest
I fart on gatekeeping
Rich and powerful corporations love this because they benefit from this
I think instead, the role of government should be to help us organize and connect with each other to work together to accomplish tasks of shared interest
I fart on gatekeeping
April 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It is the role of our government to gatekeep
Rich and powerful corporations love this because they benefit from this
I think instead, the role of government should be to help us organize and connect with each other to work together to accomplish tasks of shared interest
I fart on gatekeeping
Rich and powerful corporations love this because they benefit from this
I think instead, the role of government should be to help us organize and connect with each other to work together to accomplish tasks of shared interest
I fart on gatekeeping
They aren't pro business, neither of them are. They are pro THEIR business. Both major parties are just private clubs of people who organized to be more powerful and have a shot at making more drastic changes. The rest of us could do that too, but we let them manipulate us instead
March 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They aren't pro business, neither of them are. They are pro THEIR business. Both major parties are just private clubs of people who organized to be more powerful and have a shot at making more drastic changes. The rest of us could do that too, but we let them manipulate us instead
>opens social media app
>sees a slew of posts about teh elonks and traumphs and end of teh w0rld(even though I have a lot of keywords referring to them and their shenanigans muted)
I'm gonna just read books for a while, like for weeks I think
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>sees a slew of posts about teh elonks and traumphs and end of teh w0rld(even though I have a lot of keywords referring to them and their shenanigans muted)
I'm gonna just read books for a while, like for weeks I think
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March 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
>opens social media app
>sees a slew of posts about teh elonks and traumphs and end of teh w0rld(even though I have a lot of keywords referring to them and their shenanigans muted)
I'm gonna just read books for a while, like for weeks I think
¡¡¡¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿¡
>sees a slew of posts about teh elonks and traumphs and end of teh w0rld(even though I have a lot of keywords referring to them and their shenanigans muted)
I'm gonna just read books for a while, like for weeks I think
¡¡¡¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿¡
Sometimes all you really need is one person to freak out(enthusiastically) about your existence to have a way better day
March 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Sometimes all you really need is one person to freak out(enthusiastically) about your existence to have a way better day
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It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸
March 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸
Call to function ur mom
March 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Call to function ur mom
I moved my celadon borbs into their grow out cage. It looks super cool, I got lots of fake plants and real rocks in there and they seem happier. I'd post a picture but my phone is out of space so you'll just have to trust me bros
March 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I moved my celadon borbs into their grow out cage. It looks super cool, I got lots of fake plants and real rocks in there and they seem happier. I'd post a picture but my phone is out of space so you'll just have to trust me bros
Man I got so many great ideas for quail memes but I can't currently make the memes with the resources available at this time
March 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Man I got so many great ideas for quail memes but I can't currently make the memes with the resources available at this time
I MISS THE COMPUTER DEN WE NEED THAT IN MY HOUSE SO BAD someday we will have one
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I MISS THE COMPUTER DEN WE NEED THAT IN MY HOUSE SO BAD someday we will have one
I made something along the lines of French toast in the toaster oven
Each piece is low mess and can be eaten with hands(great for the kids)
and each piece has two quail eggs and the kids do not know
Each piece is low mess and can be eaten with hands(great for the kids)
and each piece has two quail eggs and the kids do not know
March 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I made something along the lines of French toast in the toaster oven
Each piece is low mess and can be eaten with hands(great for the kids)
and each piece has two quail eggs and the kids do not know
Each piece is low mess and can be eaten with hands(great for the kids)
and each piece has two quail eggs and the kids do not know
MY GENERATION IS REPRODUCING THERE ARE BABIES ALL OVER THE FACEBOOK TIMELINE
March 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
MY GENERATION IS REPRODUCING THERE ARE BABIES ALL OVER THE FACEBOOK TIMELINE
I used to think self-actualization was the end goal, but now that I'm here I realize it's like Dragon Quest where they fake you out &make you think there's one bad guy& the world is one way but then half way through they're like nope ACKSHUALLY it's this other guy& there's a whole new map to explore
March 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I used to think self-actualization was the end goal, but now that I'm here I realize it's like Dragon Quest where they fake you out &make you think there's one bad guy& the world is one way but then half way through they're like nope ACKSHUALLY it's this other guy& there's a whole new map to explore
Officially having a flare up of my chronic illness rn and I am PISSED
March 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Officially having a flare up of my chronic illness rn and I am PISSED