gonzo
@gonzo818.bsky.social
nicknamed gonzo but not cuz of the writer or the fucking muppets. he him
Reposted by gonzo
i have decided to develop a cultural value
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i have decided to develop a cultural value
i think elon musk should be bullied into whatever he ultimately decides is best for himself yk. something that wouldnt involve anyone else.
April 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i think elon musk should be bullied into whatever he ultimately decides is best for himself yk. something that wouldnt involve anyone else.
its national 5 leg parlay day. im taking the over on times it cuts to taylor swift dancing to kendrick lamar
February 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
its national 5 leg parlay day. im taking the over on times it cuts to taylor swift dancing to kendrick lamar
Reposted by gonzo
well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner
February 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner
Reposted by gonzo
watching an 80s movie: they could never make this nowadays. they could never make The Goonies.
February 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
watching an 80s movie: they could never make this nowadays. they could never make The Goonies.
Reposted by gonzo
Les Enfants d’Ouranos (flipped), by JR, 2022
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Les Enfants d’Ouranos (flipped), by JR, 2022
YA author x isekai harem author. slow burn. 14k words.
December 13, 2024 at 3:30 PM
YA author x isekai harem author. slow burn. 14k words.
Reposted by gonzo
Reposted by gonzo
[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!
December 4, 2024 at 12:42 AM
[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!
it’s implicit that music critics think any traditional rap album is inherently less artistic.
December 4, 2024 at 2:13 AM
it’s implicit that music critics think any traditional rap album is inherently less artistic.
Reposted by gonzo
(average sex haver voice) oh boy i love expelling mucus!!
November 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
(average sex haver voice) oh boy i love expelling mucus!!
your mom sucked me so good i developed swamp dick. my shits got the texture of molasses
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
your mom sucked me so good i developed swamp dick. my shits got the texture of molasses
jacking my dry dick so hard it sounds like a mortar and pestle
November 27, 2024 at 7:45 PM
jacking my dry dick so hard it sounds like a mortar and pestle
phil collins if he was excited about a hookup he arranged w someone w neopronouns. in the faer tonight.
November 27, 2024 at 7:38 PM
phil collins if he was excited about a hookup he arranged w someone w neopronouns. in the faer tonight.
gonna write an op ed about kendrick lamar being a hypocrite and not a savior. dont think anybodys done that yet.
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
gonna write an op ed about kendrick lamar being a hypocrite and not a savior. dont think anybodys done that yet.
Reposted by gonzo
Drake lost me when he did that shit to Megan. Fuck Drake. Bully him. Shoot him. I do not care.
November 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Drake lost me when he did that shit to Megan. Fuck Drake. Bully him. Shoot him. I do not care.
Reposted by gonzo
this app is lowkey bringing me back to my Google+ phase in 7th grade where i first discovered what yaoi was
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 AM
this app is lowkey bringing me back to my Google+ phase in 7th grade where i first discovered what yaoi was
Reposted by gonzo
Reposted by gonzo
Elmer Fudd trying to milk Bugs Bunny at a Starbucks but he keeps being tricked into milking himself instead. Thank you for reading this far in, I really appreciate it
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Elmer Fudd trying to milk Bugs Bunny at a Starbucks but he keeps being tricked into milking himself instead. Thank you for reading this far in, I really appreciate it
Reposted by gonzo
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
Reposted by gonzo
