carrot
@gonorth.bsky.social
she/it/ona
my toki pona account is @ijo-amali.bsky.social
i am over 18
I like math, music, and toki pona :3
my toki pona account is @ijo-amali.bsky.social
i am over 18
I like math, music, and toki pona :3
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carrot
@gonorth.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Cheers, Big Ears!, by > go north_
14 track album
gonorth.bandcamp.com
forgot to say this: i make music! it's electronic but meaningful to me, check it out if you'd like :3
gonorth.bandcamp.com/album/cheers...
(this is bandcamp, i'm also found on spotify and most other music platforms)
gonorth.bandcamp.com/album/cheers...
(this is bandcamp, i'm also found on spotify and most other music platforms)
i love beating my wife with chronic pain
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i love beating my wife with chronic pain
why isn't everyone thanking me all the time for not physically harming them or burning down their house
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
why isn't everyone thanking me all the time for not physically harming them or burning down their house
a country of deer that never changes, call that a stag nation
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
a country of deer that never changes, call that a stag nation
i want to make sourdough starter again but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i want to make sourdough starter again but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
what do you call a positively charged ion from virginia taking a break from its job?
VAcation
VAcation
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
what do you call a positively charged ion from virginia taking a break from its job?
VAcation
VAcation
[talking to a friend in private dms] my parents betrayed my trust so many times when i was growing up that i can never really trust anyone, no matter how close they are
[talking to the same friend in a public server] oh shit here comes. big hamburger boy. he's , he's gonna eat all the hamburg
[talking to the same friend in a public server] oh shit here comes. big hamburger boy. he's , he's gonna eat all the hamburg
September 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
[talking to a friend in private dms] my parents betrayed my trust so many times when i was growing up that i can never really trust anyone, no matter how close they are
[talking to the same friend in a public server] oh shit here comes. big hamburger boy. he's , he's gonna eat all the hamburg
[talking to the same friend in a public server] oh shit here comes. big hamburger boy. he's , he's gonna eat all the hamburg
Ideas are like a virus.
September 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Ideas are like a virus.
on this day, ten years ago, a game was released that defined my formative years, gave me an obsession I will never get rid of, and honestly changed the course of my life.
happy 10th birthday, undertale.
happy 10th birthday, undertale.
September 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
on this day, ten years ago, a game was released that defined my formative years, gave me an obsession I will never get rid of, and honestly changed the course of my life.
happy 10th birthday, undertale.
happy 10th birthday, undertale.
not my amazing digital circus, not my amazing digital monkeys
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
not my amazing digital circus, not my amazing digital monkeys
Tip: if you plug an Adam into your computer, it will automatically install the Adam Driver
September 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tip: if you plug an Adam into your computer, it will automatically install the Adam Driver
having sex with a bodhisattva sucks because he's really good at it but whenever I tell him to talk dirty he just gives me a koan
September 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
having sex with a bodhisattva sucks because he's really good at it but whenever I tell him to talk dirty he just gives me a koan
trans person: im trans
society: ok
the grungler: yeah I actually show the matpat boobs video to everyone that I fuck
society: ok
the grungler: yeah I actually show the matpat boobs video to everyone that I fuck
August 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
trans person: im trans
society: ok
the grungler: yeah I actually show the matpat boobs video to everyone that I fuck
society: ok
the grungler: yeah I actually show the matpat boobs video to everyone that I fuck
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baby there's cold in them there outside
August 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
baby there's cold in them there outside
say, Freud, i hear you like em Jung
August 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
say, Freud, i hear you like em Jung
the debate about whether 0.9999... = 1 has done irreparable damage to math communication
August 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
the debate about whether 0.9999... = 1 has done irreparable damage to math communication
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(insane woman voice) theres an eroticism to good dithering
August 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
(insane woman voice) theres an eroticism to good dithering
a small pet peeve of mine is when people say that a number is "nearly infinite"
August 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
a small pet peeve of mine is when people say that a number is "nearly infinite"
my dad works for the unicode consortium and he could totally beat up your dad
July 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
my dad works for the unicode consortium and he could totally beat up your dad
I had a dream I made my own unit of length and it was called ADIEU (Amari DIstancE Units)
July 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I had a dream I made my own unit of length and it was called ADIEU (Amari DIstancE Units)
"a squee and a half" = 2.25
July 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"a squee and a half" = 2.25
ohhh im supposed to fuck the grubhub robots
July 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ohhh im supposed to fuck the grubhub robots
i think we should have a word for "one and a half". i feel like that's a common enough quantity where it should have its own word.
when we numbers as adjectives we get phrases like "one day", "two days", etc... but all of a sudden when we get "a day and a half" instead of "one and a half days"
when we numbers as adjectives we get phrases like "one day", "two days", etc... but all of a sudden when we get "a day and a half" instead of "one and a half days"
July 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i think we should have a word for "one and a half". i feel like that's a common enough quantity where it should have its own word.
when we numbers as adjectives we get phrases like "one day", "two days", etc... but all of a sudden when we get "a day and a half" instead of "one and a half days"
when we numbers as adjectives we get phrases like "one day", "two days", etc... but all of a sudden when we get "a day and a half" instead of "one and a half days"
it's a slippery slope to pooptown
July 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
it's a slippery slope to pooptown
Oh, how the savory smell of Burger does tempt the appetite, and thus, the mind! It is moments like these that make one understand why it is called a "food court"—because that is food does. It courts us.
July 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh, how the savory smell of Burger does tempt the appetite, and thus, the mind! It is moments like these that make one understand why it is called a "food court"—because that is food does. It courts us.