Gold Top Nuts
@goldtopnuts.bsky.social
Inflicting the pain of 100 Tiffany’s boyfriends. Smartasserie menagerie. Halfway decent dad.
Might be a lawyer. No, I don’t have $8.00. Def. a burner account. Perfecting the art of shitposting. He/him.
Might be a lawyer. No, I don’t have $8.00. Def. a burner account. Perfecting the art of shitposting. He/him.
For that oh so special someone in your life. 💞
November 18, 2024 at 2:44 AM
For that oh so special someone in your life. 💞
*In Harry Belafonte Voice* “HOOOOKAY I BELIEVE YOU.”
September 13, 2023 at 2:00 AM
*In Harry Belafonte Voice* “HOOOOKAY I BELIEVE YOU.”
This man knows his team has made a huge mistake.
September 12, 2023 at 12:49 AM
This man knows his team has made a huge mistake.
As a man who knows very little about fashion, this is not, nor has this ever been, a good look.
September 4, 2023 at 1:10 PM
As a man who knows very little about fashion, this is not, nor has this ever been, a good look.
Reskeet a picture of the very first game you remember playing.
I have vivid memories of S.T.U.N. runner and its giant red arcade cabinet that looked like a Sea-Doo! I refused to leave any arcade as I kid until I spent all of my last quarters trying to beat the 3rd level.
I have vivid memories of S.T.U.N. runner and its giant red arcade cabinet that looked like a Sea-Doo! I refused to leave any arcade as I kid until I spent all of my last quarters trying to beat the 3rd level.
September 4, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Reskeet a picture of the very first game you remember playing.
I have vivid memories of S.T.U.N. runner and its giant red arcade cabinet that looked like a Sea-Doo! I refused to leave any arcade as I kid until I spent all of my last quarters trying to beat the 3rd level.
I have vivid memories of S.T.U.N. runner and its giant red arcade cabinet that looked like a Sea-Doo! I refused to leave any arcade as I kid until I spent all of my last quarters trying to beat the 3rd level.
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY I’M READY!
August 22, 2023 at 1:43 PM
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY I’M READY!
GOP debate lineup
August 22, 2023 at 2:40 AM
GOP debate lineup
I can practically hear the “Friends” theme song playing in the background of this picture.
August 22, 2023 at 1:41 AM
I can practically hear the “Friends” theme song playing in the background of this picture.
Ain’t nobody telling Razor to post bond, Chico.
August 21, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Ain’t nobody telling Razor to post bond, Chico.
Mf’s flipped more stormtroopers than Obi-Wan.
August 1, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Mf’s flipped more stormtroopers than Obi-Wan.
@kenwhite.bsky.social something about this doesn’t seem right but I haven’t had the chance to research this yet. Know off the top of your hat?
July 30, 2023 at 3:38 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social something about this doesn’t seem right but I haven’t had the chance to research this yet. Know off the top of your hat?
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY I HAVE MY LIL ADVENTURE OUTFIT ON TODAY!
July 30, 2023 at 1:51 PM
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY I HAVE MY LIL ADVENTURE OUTFIT ON TODAY!
Let’s check in at DeSantis HQ on the campaign reboot…
July 29, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Let’s check in at DeSantis HQ on the campaign reboot…
Problem? Solution.
July 27, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Problem? Solution.
“All DeSantis needs to drive news and win this primary is a mic and a crowd.” DeSantis’ campaign manager. I immediately thought of this.
July 25, 2023 at 6:28 PM
“All DeSantis needs to drive news and win this primary is a mic and a crowd.” DeSantis’ campaign manager. I immediately thought of this.
*dusts off hands*
July 19, 2023 at 12:52 AM
*dusts off hands*
I apologize for violating your safe-space. You can go back to thinking you’re the smartest guy in the room. I am sure it has served you well.
July 16, 2023 at 4:01 AM
I apologize for violating your safe-space. You can go back to thinking you’re the smartest guy in the room. I am sure it has served you well.
Second platform for the unvaccinated, really.
The first platforms were made of skulls…
The first platforms were made of skulls…
July 13, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Second platform for the unvaccinated, really.
The first platforms were made of skulls…
The first platforms were made of skulls…
Yeah my President doesn’t bow to your king, dipshit. We literally fought a war about this.
July 11, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Yeah my President doesn’t bow to your king, dipshit. We literally fought a war about this.
Bluesky Oyster Bar.
July 10, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Bluesky Oyster Bar.