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Gold Top Nuts
@goldtopnuts.bsky.social
Inflicting the pain of 100 Tiffany’s boyfriends. Smartasserie menagerie. Halfway decent dad.
Might be a lawyer. No, I don’t have $8.00. Def. a burner account. Perfecting the art of shitposting. He/him.
For that oh so special someone in your life. 💞
November 18, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Back for good.
November 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
*mic drop*
February 24, 2024 at 2:02 AM
*sigh*”Your honor, my client would like to say a few words.”
Donald Trump court appearance could spectacularly backfire
The former president may testify at civil fraud trial in front of judge he has previously described as "deranged."
www.newsweek.com
October 2, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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September 30, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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September 25, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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Breaking: John Fetterman threatens suit against House GOP
September 20, 2023 at 4:09 PM
*In Harry Belafonte Voice* “HOOOOKAY I BELIEVE YOU.”
September 13, 2023 at 2:00 AM
As a man who knows very little about fashion, this is not, nor has this ever been, a good look.
September 4, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Reskeet a picture of the very first game you remember playing.

I have vivid memories of S.T.U.N. runner and its giant red arcade cabinet that looked like a Sea-Doo! I refused to leave any arcade as I kid until I spent all of my last quarters trying to beat the 3rd level.
September 4, 2023 at 12:47 PM
The Mr. Rushmore of overrated boomer music is comprised of Jimmy Buffet, Billy Joel, Steely Dan, and Eric Clapton. Fight me.
September 3, 2023 at 3:48 AM
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY I’M READY!
August 22, 2023 at 1:43 PM
This is absolutely disgusting. I hope Fani Willis is also planning on investigating who leaked the names and addresses of the grand jurors.
Trump supporters post names and addresses of Georgia grand jurors online
A fringe website featured the purported names and addresses of the Fulton County grand jury that indicted Trump and 18 others for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
www.nbcnews.com
August 16, 2023 at 10:14 PM
@mitchellepner.bsky.social thoughts? Could this be what the not-so-secret-now grand jury referenced in Cannon’s order be regarding?
‘Might have to give those millions back’: Legal experts say Jack Smith could seize Trump's fundr...
Special Counsel Jack Smith‘s investigation appears to include the reportedly millions of dollars Donald Trump‘s PAC raised – and spent – after the 2020 election, with legal experts suggesting ...
www.rawstory.com
August 8, 2023 at 10:58 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social something about this doesn’t seem right but I haven’t had the chance to research this yet. Know off the top of your hat?
July 30, 2023 at 3:38 PM
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY I HAVE MY LIL ADVENTURE OUTFIT ON TODAY!
July 30, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Between my dog’s diarrhea and my son’s barfing, I feel like I’ve had enough adventure for one Saturday night.
July 29, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Let’s check in at DeSantis HQ on the campaign reboot…
July 29, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Sending powerful prayers for the car. 🙏
Ron DeSantis uninjured after car accident in Tennessee
The Governor and his team are uninjured.
floridapolitics.com
July 25, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Good morning Bluesky! As a reminder, chattel slavery was a horrific institutionalized practice and was not a form of free trade school. Carry on!
July 24, 2023 at 12:48 PM
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Lol, lmao
July 19, 2023 at 1:46 AM
*dusts off hands*
July 19, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Parent PSA: encourage your child to bond with stuffed animals that are both cheap and abundant in duplicates. When your child inevitably throws up in the middle of the night, simply toss and replace. The stuffed animal, I mean…
July 18, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Why is my house priced at 30% more than all of the other houses on the street? Glad you asked. I took out a line of credit to install a carbon-neutral saltwater pool with adjacent koi pond, gilded foyer, and bedroom suite modeled after Marie Antoinette’s palace.

Please pay for my vision?
July 12, 2023 at 5:52 PM