Matt Golden
@goldmatt78.bsky.social
If you went back to me while I was going to Cincy and told me that, A) We would have celeb fans some day and B) We would lead Nebraska at some point in the distant future, I would probably think the Nebraska part was more implausible.
August 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you went back to me while I was going to Cincy and told me that, A) We would have celeb fans some day and B) We would lead Nebraska at some point in the distant future, I would probably think the Nebraska part was more implausible.
The guy tailgating me had Ohio State and Yankees bumper stickers, of course.
August 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The guy tailgating me had Ohio State and Yankees bumper stickers, of course.
The only thing I can remember about any of these movies is the scene where Luke Skywalker milked a space walrus.
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy is 10 years old, say something you like about it
I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
August 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The only thing I can remember about any of these movies is the scene where Luke Skywalker milked a space walrus.
Ozzy was the first rock star that I was aware of outside of what my parents listened to mainly because of the bat and Alamo incidents. Paranoid was also one of the first CDs I bought with my own money. RIP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYpJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYpJ...
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July 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ozzy was the first rock star that I was aware of outside of what my parents listened to mainly because of the bat and Alamo incidents. Paranoid was also one of the first CDs I bought with my own money. RIP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYpJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYpJ...
I just remembered that I had this song on my fucking MySpace page... RIP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leax...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leax...
Pere Ubu - Nonalignment Pact
YouTube video by cookingvinylarchive
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April 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I just remembered that I had this song on my fucking MySpace page... RIP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leax...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leax...
The DUCK is DEAD
YouTube video by Placido Domingo
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April 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
So glad that Elon ate shit tonight.
April 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So glad that Elon ate shit tonight.
Someone’s settling off a fuckload of fireworks for some reason.
February 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Someone’s settling off a fuckload of fireworks for some reason.
I guess it's fitting that Ohio State is going to win the CFP today.
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I guess it's fitting that Ohio State is going to win the CFP today.
Maybe the NFC North was bad.
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Maybe the NFC North was bad.
Ohio State/Notre Dame is the most annoying championship matchup possible.
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ohio State/Notre Dame is the most annoying championship matchup possible.
I had a dream where Harry Nilsson recorded a rap album called "Let's Get Ill, Son"
January 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I had a dream where Harry Nilsson recorded a rap album called "Let's Get Ill, Son"
"Hee Haw" Sam Wainwright: War Profiteer
December 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
"Hee Haw" Sam Wainwright: War Profiteer
I love that they panned over to Thanasis there.
December 18, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I love that they panned over to Thanasis there.
NBA CUP CHAMPS WOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
NBA CUP CHAMPS WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is there going to be a parade if the Bucks pull this off?
Is someone going to get sloppy drunk like P.J. Tucker did in '21?
Is Giannis going to take the trophy through the Culver's drive in again?
Is someone going to get sloppy drunk like P.J. Tucker did in '21?
Is Giannis going to take the trophy through the Culver's drive in again?
December 18, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Is there going to be a parade if the Bucks pull this off?
Is someone going to get sloppy drunk like P.J. Tucker did in '21?
Is Giannis going to take the trophy through the Culver's drive in again?
Is someone going to get sloppy drunk like P.J. Tucker did in '21?
Is Giannis going to take the trophy through the Culver's drive in again?
I am so excited about the NBA Cup.
December 18, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I am so excited about the NBA Cup.
I'm not posting my Spotify Wrapped.
December 4, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I'm not posting my Spotify Wrapped.
The YouTube algorithm seems to think that I really want to see clips from The Big Chill and Ween videos for some reason.
November 18, 2024 at 4:14 PM
The YouTube algorithm seems to think that I really want to see clips from The Big Chill and Ween videos for some reason.
If you live in Ohio, it's probably Dick Goddard. For non-Ohioans, it's Heather Kozar.
who wants to play the “most famous person from your high school” game? bc mine is vanna white.
Saw an ad for Wheel of Fortune hosted by Ryan Seacrest and was almost like “not my Sajak” but then was like who gives a shit. Honestly a clever chimp could host that show
September 10, 2024 at 5:30 AM
If you live in Ohio, it's probably Dick Goddard. For non-Ohioans, it's Heather Kozar.
The other place is fucked up.
December 21, 2023 at 6:04 AM
The other place is fucked up.
October 19, 2023 at 6:42 AM
The one thing I've learned from playing Immaculate Grid is that absolutely no one remembers Bruce Sutter.
October 16, 2023 at 2:50 PM
The one thing I've learned from playing Immaculate Grid is that absolutely no one remembers Bruce Sutter.