Evan Lee Djeon
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Evan Lee Djeon
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Michael, 33, bi
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Taking the gas station dick pill that makes you miss 80% of your strokes
December 11, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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throat fucking my buddy greg
December 1, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Reposting this one because I miss the critically acclaimed FF14 with free trials up to Stormblood's expansion.
November 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
EWWWWWWWW SOMEBODY THAT'S NOT AN OOMFIE FOLLOWED ME THAT'S SO MUCH MORE SCARY HERE DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
hello my beloved oomfies i love you all dearly i'm so stoned i can't feel my nose and i've eaten half a jar of peanut butter with just a butterknife already
November 24, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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please don't call it goon sauce
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
my fav thing about this app is not having to worry about replying to my oomf's dm's too quickly and looking like a desperate freak cuz this shitass fuck doesn't even tell me they replied until three hours after it happened
November 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 10:41 AM
it's actually very easy to not cum but i gotta stay relatable to the homies
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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My vote for Game of the Year? Do you need to ask? Women, as always
November 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Redrew my old art, 20 years later! 🌈✨

I never imagined I could draw like this one day.
Don't give up on your dreams!

#pokemon #illustration #イラスト
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
i will not be calling them skeets they are still tweets same shit different asshole thank you so much
November 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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MEET N FUCK KINGDOM GEOFF
November 18, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Do not let the woke trick you. These are delicious and an essential, quick dessert for a lower middle class household. This is a cake for the people‼️‼️‼️
7-up cake they be making anything now 💀
November 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Hey lol
November 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Hey lol
November 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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explaining to some teens on this boat that 'poop deck' is not funny it comes from the Latin word 'puppis' has backfired as they are now calling me Dr. PooPiss
September 15, 2023 at 1:21 AM
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Hrothgar make condom
August 5, 2023 at 1:18 AM
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August 13, 2023 at 11:37 PM
TWITTER NOT WORKING AT ALL TODAY INSHALLAH THIS IS THE END 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
November 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM