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“This is a guy who plays the podcaster position”
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stare them right in the eyes and gerrymander even harder until A.) the R’s beg for legislation, or B.) the Dems have enough control to punch it through anyway 💪🏻😤💪🏻
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
~Serious replies to tongue-in-cheek posts are often fraught, but:
Bidets & “Swedish dishcloths” have massively reduced my household paper product consumption.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mr. Trowbridge, I am praying for warmth and green paper 🙏🏻
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Jim McCormick’s coming on the Harris Football queueeeeeee 🤯?!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Although, tbf (I’ll never be fair), this is a madhouse.
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Maybe he’s hanging out with Joe Mixon 👻 👻
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
October 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me just tag him in here OH WAIT (can’t really blame his light social media presence though)
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“The Cousin Josh of boots” 💀💀💀
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Patron saint of east coast dads
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Among the many many MANY harms that man did… what a fantastic bass line he ruined ☹️
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🎶 JAKE TROWBRIIIDGE
ON THE HARRIIIIS PODCAST…
Come on Go Pack Go… 🎶

My buddy’s band cut an album and uploaded it, had to do some registration with ASCAB (?) but doesn’t seem like it was a lot of work
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The “Jason Witten”
September 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
charlie kirk died the way he lived: filling my timeline with charlie kirk posts
September 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trouble ahead
Trouble behind
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s a parley that pays out at a startling rate.
September 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ZZ Top is pronounced “Zed Zed Top” in England. I think about this on occasion.
August 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You know about these guys?
August 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM