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Andy: let’s talk about special teams
Chris: (quietly muttered) …Jesus…

And you tell me not to crash my car, mixed messages much 🤨??
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Imagining @harrisfootball.com and @andybehrens.bsky.social independently buying this for each other for Christmas.
PS: if you’re looking for something EVEN MORE helpful, why not snag a copy of my Extremely Accurate Birds calendar?? Tasteful, educational, and 100% accurate.

www.tommysiegel.net
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@andybehrens.bsky.social was “Turkey Hole” considered for the blog name?

And which track & field events particularly hold your interest?
August 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social Mr Carter (the 4th) would you please re-post your Christmas playlist? I would like to impress family, friends, and enemies this week.
December 22, 2024 at 5:57 PM
@harrisfootball.com another turducken reference! Drink 🥃!!
November 29, 2024 at 12:32 AM
@harrisfootball.com 🎶he’s DJ Moore
The little badass 🎶
November 28, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Today is the 59th anniversary of the formation of the Grateful Dead 💀 🌹 ⚡️. The music has never stopped 🎶 🎉
November 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
@harrisfootball.com oh my gosh I just heard the Scott Fish walk up music original song in the wild!! I have no idea what the actual lyrics are, but “Harris get ready…” is canonical for me 🎉
November 6, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Hello! I am restored on Twitter, but Iet's build this place up.

Do me a favor and RT this...

...and as a thank-you, for followers, let's do a pre-MNF A.M.A. -- football, non-football, whatever you like!

Go!
November 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
@cdcarter13.bsky.social I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but it (and the rest of the series) are great for explaining How The System Works www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tW...
Minority Rule: First Past the Post Voting
YouTube video by CGP Grey
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2024 at 2:45 AM
@harrisfootball.com the goon! He smiles upon us!!
September 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
@cdcarter13.bsky.social Mr. Carter, have you published anything for the TE / DEF / K targets for the beginning of the season?
August 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
July 27, 2024 at 11:23 PM
@cdcarter13.bsky.social Mr Carter, is your compatriot and partner in podcast crimes JJ “don’t call me” Zachariason on the ‘Sky platform? I just muttered an “of all days…” under my breath
March 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
@harrisfootball.com The Goon just grinned and shook my hand, "No" was all he said…
December 18, 2023 at 4:16 PM
@harrisfootball.com there are 23 QBs rostered in my 10-team league. It is not a super-flex.
November 7, 2023 at 1:56 PM
@harrisfootball.com the Goon! He smiles upon us 🙌🏻!
October 29, 2023 at 6:03 PM