Maybe Bluesky would be even better if we all wore “Hiring!” or “Open to work!” banners

I wonder if it’s a coincidence that when early #AI was just assistants who did stuff they gave them women’s names like “Alexa” but now that #AI talks nonstop like it knows everything but is actually bullshitting you they give them men’s names like “Claude”

[restaurant]
Lois Lane: No dessert. Sugar is my kryptonite lol

Clark Kent: *sweats, takes off glasses*

Lois: When did you get here, Superman?

Waiter1: Ma'am, you'e talking to a bird

Waiter2: No, it's a plane

Share a painting (name only)

Judith and the Head of Holofernes

remove a letter, ruin a band:

Red Ho Chili Peppers

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

#Oscars2025 continues the trend of voters disappointing me.

I’ll be impressed when we’ve built an AI that shares my sense of humor.

Post a pic you've saved but haven't found a use for

Before texting was a thing, we had a “block” button for real life and it was called “talk to the hand.”

C&O canal

I haven’t gotten that far in the game yet but I can already say with confidence that Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is better than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

How to find the monster in various fiction genres.

(I don't know why. I just felt like scribbling.)

#BookSky💙📚

I thought about migrating all of my tweets over to here but I wasn’t sure how much you cared about the coffee I had at the 2014 Sharepoint conference.