I had my physical recently and the doctor, who I was seeing for rhe first time, asked me if I had thought about starting a glp-1. Fuck no, lady I've never met! The kickbacks these people are getting must be insane.

People's memories seem really fucking short these days

I'm really interested in The Captive since I just finished reading Don Quixote for the first time, but I'm excited to dig into the brochure and see what else looks good!

Nutzy just needed one good streak at the race track to turn things around!

So to watch most of your teams MLB games in 2026 you need:
-MLB.tv/ESPN app
-Cable Subscription (NBC/NBCSN/FOX/FS1/ESPN/TBS)
-Apple TV
-Peacock
-Netflix

I didn’t realize the Home Run Derby was getting dumped on Netflix. Wonderful. Something else the billionaires have decided I’m simply unworthy of watching. Not enough middle fingers in all the world.

That cake looks so good!

Did you read Rat Girl? I really dug it!

Hell yeah almost-birthday twin!