Randall
@rsanders.bsky.social
Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.
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Requested by @miglrah.bsky.social Aaron Rodgers getting sacked with 1812 Overture added
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Requested by @miglrah.bsky.social Aaron Rodgers getting sacked with 1812 Overture added
Aaron Rodgers gonna go do his own research on [redacted]ing himself
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Aaron Rodgers gonna go do his own research on [redacted]ing himself
K.K. Slider playing one of his rare Sunday night concerts because he was watching the Bears last night too
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
K.K. Slider playing one of his rare Sunday night concerts because he was watching the Bears last night too
The only golden globes in which I have any interest
a bunch of orange balls with stars on them and various anime gifs
ALT: a bunch of orange balls with stars on them and various anime gifs
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The only golden globes in which I have any interest
I hope we get to enjoy a Bregman introductory presser this week.
I enjoy introductory press conferences, because the newest Cubs player goes up there and puts on a jersey and panders to me directly by saying they’re excited to play at beautiful and historic Wrigley Field.
I enjoy introductory press conferences, because the newest Cubs player goes up there and puts on a jersey and panders to me directly by saying they’re excited to play at beautiful and historic Wrigley Field.
January 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I hope we get to enjoy a Bregman introductory presser this week.
I enjoy introductory press conferences, because the newest Cubs player goes up there and puts on a jersey and panders to me directly by saying they’re excited to play at beautiful and historic Wrigley Field.
I enjoy introductory press conferences, because the newest Cubs player goes up there and puts on a jersey and panders to me directly by saying they’re excited to play at beautiful and historic Wrigley Field.
Really have to hand it to Packers fans today. No, not soap or toothpaste. They’ve played the victim at an award-worthy level today.
“Classless!
“How dare they!”
Bite me. You ran your mouths for years and the second the shoe ends up on the other foot for two games it becomes all about “class.”
“Classless!
“How dare they!”
Bite me. You ran your mouths for years and the second the shoe ends up on the other foot for two games it becomes all about “class.”
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Really have to hand it to Packers fans today. No, not soap or toothpaste. They’ve played the victim at an award-worthy level today.
“Classless!
“How dare they!”
Bite me. You ran your mouths for years and the second the shoe ends up on the other foot for two games it becomes all about “class.”
“Classless!
“How dare they!”
Bite me. You ran your mouths for years and the second the shoe ends up on the other foot for two games it becomes all about “class.”
what were the Jaguars doing here in the first place? Made-up franchise from a football movie that doesn't have NFL team rights
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
what were the Jaguars doing here in the first place? Made-up franchise from a football movie that doesn't have NFL team rights
Heartwarming: the worst fans you know just endured a huge loss
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Heartwarming: the worst fans you know just endured a huge loss
This offense sucks!”
“This defense can’t stop anyone!”
“What the HELL are they doing???”
Every negative thought you had about the Bears tonight, mooing Packers fans had those same thoughts, and they had to watch their team blow a 21-3 lead.
“This defense can’t stop anyone!”
“What the HELL are they doing???”
Every negative thought you had about the Bears tonight, mooing Packers fans had those same thoughts, and they had to watch their team blow a 21-3 lead.
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
This offense sucks!”
“This defense can’t stop anyone!”
“What the HELL are they doing???”
Every negative thought you had about the Bears tonight, mooing Packers fans had those same thoughts, and they had to watch their team blow a 21-3 lead.
“This defense can’t stop anyone!”
“What the HELL are they doing???”
Every negative thought you had about the Bears tonight, mooing Packers fans had those same thoughts, and they had to watch their team blow a 21-3 lead.
we’re calling Caleb “the Grate One” right?
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
we’re calling Caleb “the Grate One” right?
can I get a BEARS from the assembled honorable congregation
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
can I get a BEARS from the assembled honorable congregation
the Cubs came back to beat the Cardinals in the 2015 NLDS and it set the Cardinals back years.
Tread upon the faces of your oppressors and cast off decades of oppression. Let the past die. Grate it if you have to.
Tread upon the faces of your oppressors and cast off decades of oppression. Let the past die. Grate it if you have to.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
the Cubs came back to beat the Cardinals in the 2015 NLDS and it set the Cardinals back years.
Tread upon the faces of your oppressors and cast off decades of oppression. Let the past die. Grate it if you have to.
Tread upon the faces of your oppressors and cast off decades of oppression. Let the past die. Grate it if you have to.
Some might be gracious in victory but I’m not going to waste your time. The Bears would have won that game easily with any semblance of a defense, and they still won anyway! The Packers suck shit and I hope this loss stings for years.
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Some might be gracious in victory but I’m not going to waste your time. The Bears would have won that game easily with any semblance of a defense, and they still won anyway! The Packers suck shit and I hope this loss stings for years.
GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST
TO HELL WITH THE PACKERS
EAT SHIT YOU PESTS
NEVER LET IT REST
TO HELL WITH THE PACKERS
EAT SHIT YOU PESTS
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST
TO HELL WITH THE PACKERS
EAT SHIT YOU PESTS
NEVER LET IT REST
TO HELL WITH THE PACKERS
EAT SHIT YOU PESTS
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW
The visiting team, the officials, and this broadcast can all burn in Hell.
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The visiting team, the officials, and this broadcast can all burn in Hell.
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An unfriendly reminder to block and report AI slop. We really don't need that garbage, especially from supposed journalists.
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
An unfriendly reminder to block and report AI slop. We really don't need that garbage, especially from supposed journalists.
My dream of the DuckTales Bowl (Ducks/Hurricanes) remains alive
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My dream of the DuckTales Bowl (Ducks/Hurricanes) remains alive
Important to remember
as the Hawks go up 7-2 on the Blues, remember that St. Louis can't actually lose an NFL game by a touchdown or by any score, because the city couldn't keep a franchise in a league that has a team in a one-stoplight town in Wisconsin
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Important to remember
TELL ME THE DAMN RETURN
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
TELL ME THE DAMN RETURN
Biblically-accurate angels? Nah.
Comics-accurate Cyclops? Yea.
Comics-accurate Cyclops? Yea.
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Biblically-accurate angels? Nah.
Comics-accurate Cyclops? Yea.
Comics-accurate Cyclops? Yea.
the Raiders fired Pete Carroll? Guess jet fuel can’t melt the impenetrable cocoon of shit around that franchise
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
the Raiders fired Pete Carroll? Guess jet fuel can’t melt the impenetrable cocoon of shit around that franchise
FPOS Lions
do yourself a favor and don’t read any shit from their Brewers-grade fanbase. You’re better than that.
do yourself a favor and don’t read any shit from their Brewers-grade fanbase. You’re better than that.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
FPOS Lions
do yourself a favor and don’t read any shit from their Brewers-grade fanbase. You’re better than that.
do yourself a favor and don’t read any shit from their Brewers-grade fanbase. You’re better than that.