DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET
@godofsesamestreet.bsky.social
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Pinned
ELMO IS AWARE, WRITERS ARE NOT SAFE FROM ELMO
My mom tried to kill me but I ate her in self defense
[ She’s currently playing dark souls . The turtle needs a break, she’s getting angry 💧]
Okay, Nito. That’s enough skeletons.
.. I said that’s enough, we don’t need anymore .
.. THAT’S ENOUGH SKELETONS. 👹👹👹
Okay, Nito. That’s enough skeletons.
.. I said that’s enough, we don’t need anymore .
.. THAT’S ENOUGH SKELETONS. 👹👹👹
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My mom tried to kill me but I ate her in self defense
Teehee
[ Taking several steps back, looking at the fourth wall. ]
I didn’t sign up for this when I became a ninja. 💧
I didn’t sign up for this when I became a ninja. 💧
{ Farts diabetes }
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Teehee
STOP, ELMO MEANT DIABOLICALLY
Emmy.
HUH ???
HUH ???
{ Farts diabetes }
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
STOP, ELMO MEANT DIABOLICALLY
{ Farts diabetes }
Oh. 💧
Elmo is 3 1/2
And allergic.
🦶
And allergic.
🦶
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
{ Farts diabetes }
Elmo is 3 1/2
And allergic.
🦶
And allergic.
🦶
Maybe drink water ?? 💧
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Elmo is 3 1/2
And allergic.
🦶
And allergic.
🦶
Elmo is constipated
I think you should eat some pizza to help. 💧
Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Elmo is constipated
Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called
… you do ? 💧
Elmo still remembers the war.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called
Elmo still remembers the war.
I accidentally became a therapist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Elmo still remembers the war.
Thank you for being my therapist 😁
{ he happily walks away 💀 }
{ he happily walks away 💀 }
I … I see. Thank you for telling me. 💧
But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thank you for being my therapist 😁
{ he happily walks away 💀 }
{ he happily walks away 💀 }
move along fuckos, it's my turn to vent
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
move along fuckos, it's my turn to vent
But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street
[ Awkwardly staring at him. This is why she should’ve never left the sewers today. ]
Oh.. um. Yikes. 💧
Oh.. um. Yikes. 💧
and then i was sent to hell for murdering her
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street
and then i was sent to hell for murdering her
I …?
Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!"
that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
and then i was sent to hell for murdering her
Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!"
that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
a rat just stole my $20 ?? 😡
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!"
that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
{ CENSORED }
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
{ CENSORED }
{ Grows toes and fingers with skin }
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
{ Grows toes and fingers with skin }
{ EXPLODES EVERYONE }
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
{ EXPLODES EVERYONE }
Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a sec
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a sec
Elmo drank too much water
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Elmo drank too much water
{ BITES. CHRWS OFF FLESH }
WHAT GHE FUCK SCREAMS SCRSAMS SCREAMS
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
{ BITES. CHRWS OFF FLESH }
Elmo hungers for grass
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Elmo hungers for grass
{ Pees on }
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
{ Pees on }
{ Pees everywhere }
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
{ Pees everywhere }
September 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Die
I respect your choice
Elmo disowns you
September 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Die
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September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM