Rҽԃ ඞ
@theredimposter.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ඞ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱᴛᴇʀ ɪꜱ . . .
. . . 🇧🇺🇹 🇳🇴 🇴🇳🇪 🇦🇸🇰🇸 𝙝𝙤𝙬 🇹🇭🇪 🇮🇲🇵🇴🇸🇹🇪🇷 🇮🇸 ඞ
Mun is 20.
NO LEWD.
MDNI for certain jokes.
. . . 🇧🇺🇹 🇳🇴 🇴🇳🇪 🇦🇸🇰🇸 𝙝𝙤𝙬 🇹🇭🇪 🇮🇲🇵🇴🇸🇹🇪🇷 🇮🇸 ඞ
Mun is 20.
NO LEWD.
MDNI for certain jokes.
Pinned
:(((
You poor thing..
It wasn’t :(
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
:(((
Bootycheekas
What does one mean when talking about 'my bakery'?
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bootycheekas
“May I help you?”
December 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“May I help you?”
It wasn’t :(
That doesn't sound very nice :(
When I was 14, my dad locked me in the shed
December 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It wasn’t :(
When I was 14, my dad locked me in the shed
he's colored purple
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
When I was 14, my dad locked me in the shed
[ he morphs into two among us imposters. They begin floating . ]
Your time is up 👺
Your time is up 👺
"I wonder how far I can punt you."
It is time. Your time is up.
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
[ he morphs into two among us imposters. They begin floating . ]
Your time is up 👺
Your time is up 👺
It is time. Your time is up.
[ Jaw drop. ]
[ No, it’s 𝒕𝒉𝒆 among us imposter. ]
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It is time. Your time is up.
[ No, it’s 𝒕𝒉𝒆 among us imposter. ]
[ IS THAT A FUCKING AMONG US IMPOSTER. ]
[ Good. As it should be. ]
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
[ No, it’s 𝒕𝒉𝒆 among us imposter. ]
In front of you 👺
okay .
Okay. I’ll k!ll them all.
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In front of you 👺
[ throwing the among us potion at him {
okay .
Okay. I’ll k!ll them all.
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[ throwing the among us potion at him {
I’m going to eat you.
i doesn't CARES . you SMELLYYYYY . 🤬
Among us
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m going to eat you.
[ Good. As it should be. ]
. . . . .
[ That unpleasant aching feeling of dread is back. ]
[ That unpleasant aching feeling of dread is back. ]
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[ Good. As it should be. ]
Nolan Ryan: among us
[ removes disguise to reveal he’s among us ]
[ removes disguise to reveal he’s among us ]
[ side eye . ]
Nolan Ryan: no.
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nolan Ryan: among us
[ removes disguise to reveal he’s among us ]
[ removes disguise to reveal he’s among us ]
It’s time.
UGHHHHH
Among us. It’s time. Among us.
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s time.
Okay. I’ll k!ll them all.
jokes on you sus boy idgaf about my family 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Okay. I’ll k!ll them all.
Nolan Ryan: no.
[ A LOUD GASP . he's steaIing baseball cards . 💀 ]
a genuine nolan ryan .ᐟ my life is complete .... 🥺
a genuine nolan ryan .ᐟ my life is complete .... 🥺
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nolan Ryan: no.
Give me something else or I’ll k!ll you and your entire family .
[ HELLO ?? 😭 ]
[ HELLO ?? 😭 ]
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Give me something else or I’ll k!ll you and your entire family .
[ HELLO ?? 😭 ]
[ HELLO ?? 😭 ]
Among us. It’s time. Among us.
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Among us. It’s time. Among us.
Shhhhh..
YES
No
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Shhhhh..
No. This is going to be a fight in slow motion.
So you have to be here with my longer 👺
So you have to be here with my longer 👺
disgusting . 👺
let's just get this over with so i can get away from you quicker . 😒
let's just get this over with so i can get away from you quicker . 😒
No. 👺
We must fight together.
We must fight together.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No. This is going to be a fight in slow motion.
So you have to be here with my longer 👺
So you have to be here with my longer 👺
“My writer was being silly I’m sorry.” 😔
“ I mean, I have mommy issues too but you don't see me bashing on women. ”
“Mommy issues.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“My writer was being silly I’m sorry.” 😔
No
LEAVE ME ALONE
Growls
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No
No. 👺
We must fight together.
We must fight together.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No. 👺
We must fight together.
We must fight together.
“Mommy issues.”
“ Why are you like this ”
“It’s okay. My writer is a woman so I can say that.”
No you can’t.
“Ignore her.” 👺
No you can’t.
“Ignore her.” 👺
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Mommy issues.”