Rҽԃ ඞ
@theredimposter.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ඞ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱᴛᴇʀ ɪꜱ . . .
. . . 🇧🇺🇹 🇳🇴 🇴🇳🇪 🇦🇸🇰🇸 𝙝𝙤𝙬 🇹🇭🇪 🇮🇲🇵🇴🇸🇹🇪🇷 🇮🇸 ඞ
Mun is 20.
NO LEWD.
MDNI for certain jokes.
. . . 🇧🇺🇹 🇳🇴 🇴🇳🇪 🇦🇸🇰🇸 𝙝𝙤𝙬 🇹🇭🇪 🇮🇲🇵🇴🇸🇹🇪🇷 🇮🇸 ඞ
Mun is 20.
NO LEWD.
MDNI for certain jokes.
Pinned
“No. I need help.”
⠀
〝 RELEASE ME ‼️‼️‼️ 〞🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
⠀
〝 RELEASE ME ‼️‼️‼️ 〞🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
⠀
“It’s too late.”
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
“No. I need help.”
“It’s too late.”
⠀
〝 What. 〞
⠀
〝 What. 〞
⠀
“I said nevermind. It’s too late.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
“It’s too late.”
“I said nevermind. It’s too late.”
⠀
〝 HOW AM I S’POSSED TO KNOW? 〞
⠀
〝 HOW AM I S’POSSED TO KNOW? 〞
⠀
“Where is the nearest bathroom.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
“I said nevermind. It’s too late.”
“Where is the nearest bathroom.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
“Where is the nearest bathroom.”
But… I’m not ready 🥺
i said it's TIME . 👹
Not yet. 🧑🏻🦲
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
But… I’m not ready 🥺
Not yet. 🧑🏻🦲
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Not yet. 🧑🏻🦲
I always come back
GRAHAHAHAHA STUPID IDIOT 👹
AHHHHH
January 31, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I always come back
No.
i know, i am gorgeous . 👹
You are simply so beautiful that —
. . .
I haven’t the faintest idea.
[ 💀 . ]
. . .
I haven’t the faintest idea.
[ 💀 . ]
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
No.
Flower with a British accent: May I have more watuh, mate ?
What the fuck
Flower with a deep ass voice: yo give me more water
January 22, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Flower with a British accent: May I have more watuh, mate ?
Flower with a deep ass voice: yo give me more water
Peacefully tending to his garden, watering his many flowers.
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Flower with a deep ass voice: yo give me more water
NO. I saw you. You hurt my ceo
Actually I didn't do anything.... he combusted on his own accord....
You killed my taco ceo
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
NO. I saw you. You hurt my ceo
You killed my taco ceo
I didn't kill anyone?
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
You killed my taco ceo
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
[ grabs him ]
{ leaves }
I’ll show you CRAPPY
[ he lets out a silent but deadly fart ]
[ he lets out a silent but deadly fart ]
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
[ grabs him ]
Emmy.
I CANT BREATHE AROP EHLP HELP HELPO
I CANT BREATHE AROP EHLP HELP HELPO
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Emmy.
I CANT BREATHE AROP EHLP HELP HELPO
I CANT BREATHE AROP EHLP HELP HELPO
I’ll show you CRAPPY
[ he lets out a silent but deadly fart ]
[ he lets out a silent but deadly fart ]
That's a really CRAPPY name!
That was the name … of the baby
January 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I’ll show you CRAPPY
[ he lets out a silent but deadly fart ]
[ he lets out a silent but deadly fart ]
That was the name … of the baby
Who?
So. You forgot about pooperina
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
That was the name … of the baby
So. You forgot about pooperina
We've NEVER had a child together.
You hurt our child. I am here for revenge
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
So. You forgot about pooperina
You hurt our child. I am here for revenge
Oh my god, not YOU. I am really NOT in the mood to deal with you -- THAT'S NOT MY NAME
Have you forgotten about me, shadow milk dookie …
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
You hurt our child. I am here for revenge
Have you forgotten about me, shadow milk dookie …
WHO ARE YOU?????
Because you’re a cookie ?
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Have you forgotten about me, shadow milk dookie …
Because you’re a cookie ?
i want to crumble
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Because you’re a cookie ?
[ one direction comes and adopts y/n, saving her ]
{ struts away with Y/N. cooks her in an oven }
[ he inherits Y/N ]
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
[ one direction comes and adopts y/n, saving her ]