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【 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶,
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
I see. I suppose that faIR—
{ SQUEAKING. SHE'S BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD. GET HER!!!!! }
{ SQUEAKING. SHE'S BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD. GET HER!!!!! }
Oh, I don't know. I never truly explored this side of myself.
[ SMOOCHING HER FIRST AHAHAHAHA!!! ]
[ SMOOCHING HER FIRST AHAHAHAHA!!! ]
Mhm?
{ leeeaaning in... She's gonna. she's about to attack her again. }
How does it feel?
{ leeeaaning in... She's gonna. she's about to attack her again. }
How does it feel?
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I see. I suppose that faIR—
{ SQUEAKING. SHE'S BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD. GET HER!!!!! }
{ SQUEAKING. SHE'S BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD. GET HER!!!!! }
Mhm?
{ leeeaaning in... She's gonna. she's about to attack her again. }
How does it feel?
{ leeeaaning in... She's gonna. she's about to attack her again. }
How does it feel?
[ blink blink. She got black eyeshadow and lipstick on. ]
Very. I am used to being masculine.
Very. I am used to being masculine.
Is that so?
{ YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! Leaning to peek under the bat. }
{ YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! Leaning to peek under the bat. }
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Mhm?
{ leeeaaning in... She's gonna. she's about to attack her again. }
How does it feel?
{ leeeaaning in... She's gonna. she's about to attack her again. }
How does it feel?
Is that so?
{ YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! Leaning to peek under the bat. }
{ YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! Leaning to peek under the bat. }
This feels silly but right.
[ YURI WINS!! Girl stop hiding under the hat. ]
[ YURI WINS!! Girl stop hiding under the hat. ]
{ OLD WOMEN YURI!!! Batting her pretty lashes. Standing oh so very politely. }
Hello.
Hello.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Is that so?
{ YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! Leaning to peek under the bat. }
{ YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! Leaning to peek under the bat. }
{ OLD WOMEN YURI!!! Batting her pretty lashes. Standing oh so very politely. }
Hello.
Hello.
[ OLD WOMAN YURI!!! Tipping the veiled hat to block his? her? eye. ]
Howdy.
Howdy.
{ looking RESPECTFULLY. Be ones Lady of Azure. ShadowSalt..... Yuri? }
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
{ OLD WOMEN YURI!!! Batting her pretty lashes. Standing oh so very politely. }
Hello.
Hello.
{ looking RESPECTFULLY. Be ones Lady of Azure. ShadowSalt..... Yuri? }
[ becomes Lady of Silence. Woman..... ]
Ehehehehe.
You think that phases me? When I can do the same thing?
You think that phases me? When I can do the same thing?
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
{ looking RESPECTFULLY. Be ones Lady of Azure. ShadowSalt..... Yuri? }
Ehehehehe.
You think that phases me? When I can do the same thing?
You think that phases me? When I can do the same thing?
WHAT!
{ GIGGLING AND KICKING HIS FEET. }
January 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Ehehehehe.
You think that phases me? When I can do the same thing?
You think that phases me? When I can do the same thing?
{ GIGGLING AND KICKING HIS FEET. }
What.
{ BRUSHING HAIR BEHIND NONEXISTENT (elf) EAR. BATTING HIS LASHES }
January 26, 2026 at 12:43 AM
{ GIGGLING AND KICKING HIS FEET. }
{ BRUSHING HAIR BEHIND NONEXISTENT (elf) EAR. BATTING HIS LASHES }
I will literally shapeshift into a woman to spite you.
[ WHAT ]
[ WHAT ]
Why are you breaking the fourth wall. That is literally my job.
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
{ BRUSHING HAIR BEHIND NONEXISTENT (elf) EAR. BATTING HIS LASHES }
Why are you breaking the fourth wall. That is literally my job.
Not German. You don't have a German "voice actor" or whatever the fuck those are.
[ SILENT SALT. THE WALL. ]
[ SILENT SALT. THE WALL. ]
You are aware I am able to speak EVERY language, right??? RIGHT????
QUIT THAT —
QUIT THAT —
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Why are you breaking the fourth wall. That is literally my job.
You are aware I am able to speak EVERY language, right??? RIGHT????
QUIT THAT —
QUIT THAT —
[ CUSSING HIM OUT IN GERMAN??? ]
DON'T CUSS ME OUT IN LATIN??? YOU KNOW I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
You are aware I am able to speak EVERY language, right??? RIGHT????
QUIT THAT —
QUIT THAT —
DON'T CUSS ME OUT IN LATIN??? YOU KNOW I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
[ saying multiple cuss words in Latin??? ]
Watch your language???????
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
DON'T CUSS ME OUT IN LATIN??? YOU KNOW I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
Watch your language???????
Ass.
[ WOAH. SILENT SALT, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. ]
[ WOAH. SILENT SALT, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. ]
What is with you and the others with the word a–
Why can't I say it.
Why can't I say it.
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Watch your language???????
What is with you and the others with the word a–
Why can't I say it.
Why can't I say it.
It was up my a- yes. Yes I did.
Did you have it in your pockets????
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
What is with you and the others with the word a–
Why can't I say it.
Why can't I say it.
Did you have it in your pockets????
Guess.
Where did you even get that –
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Did you have it in your pockets????
Where did you even get that –
[ throwing a toy at him. ]
Gods, you are something alright.
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Where did you even get that –
Gods, you are something alright.
[ eating the food. Big back </3 ]
Om nom nom nom.
Om nom nom nom.
Woah now, that's kinda gay.
The food is right there.
The food is right there.
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Gods, you are something alright.
Woah now, that's kinda gay.
The food is right there.
The food is right there.
I will eat you.
[ 🏳️🌈❓️ ]
Om nom nom nom.
[ 🏳️🌈❓️ ]
Om nom nom nom.
Uaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh, you're a menace.
{ old man is reluctantly nibbling the food. }
This food was for you.
{ old man is reluctantly nibbling the food. }
This food was for you.
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Woah now, that's kinda gay.
The food is right there.
The food is right there.
Uaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh, you're a menace.
{ old man is reluctantly nibbling the food. }
This food was for you.
{ old man is reluctantly nibbling the food. }
This food was for you.
No <3.
[ nudging the spoon against his cheek. EAT THE FOOD, OLD MAN. ]
[ nudging the spoon against his cheek. EAT THE FOOD, OLD MAN. ]
Oh, hush.
{ awwwh, he's blushing. Eyeing the food. reptile blink with his many eyes. }
{ awwwh, he's blushing. Eyeing the food. reptile blink with his many eyes. }
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Uaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh, you're a menace.
{ old man is reluctantly nibbling the food. }
This food was for you.
{ old man is reluctantly nibbling the food. }
This food was for you.
Oh, hush.
{ awwwh, he's blushing. Eyeing the food. reptile blink with his many eyes. }
{ awwwh, he's blushing. Eyeing the food. reptile blink with his many eyes. }
My favorite old man <3.
[ doing the airplane with some of the food towards Shadow Milk. Brrrrrrm. ]
[ doing the airplane with some of the food towards Shadow Milk. Brrrrrrm. ]
So, what if i cried.
{ crossing arms. huffing in minor annoyance (hesnotreallyannoyed) }
{ crossing arms. huffing in minor annoyance (hesnotreallyannoyed) }
January 25, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Oh, hush.
{ awwwh, he's blushing. Eyeing the food. reptile blink with his many eyes. }
{ awwwh, he's blushing. Eyeing the food. reptile blink with his many eyes. }
So, what if i cried.
{ crossing arms. huffing in minor annoyance (hesnotreallyannoyed) }
{ crossing arms. huffing in minor annoyance (hesnotreallyannoyed) }
Ancient man.
[ CHEWING ON THE FOOD. Holy hungry. ]
[ CHEWING ON THE FOOD. Holy hungry. ]
I am NOT that old!
{ he is that old 💔. huffing, he claps his hands to summon some food for the salt. }
{ he is that old 💔. huffing, he claps his hands to summon some food for the salt. }
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
So, what if i cried.
{ crossing arms. huffing in minor annoyance (hesnotreallyannoyed) }
{ crossing arms. huffing in minor annoyance (hesnotreallyannoyed) }
I am NOT that old!
{ he is that old 💔. huffing, he claps his hands to summon some food for the salt. }
{ he is that old 💔. huffing, he claps his hands to summon some food for the salt. }
Feed me, old man.
[ pawing at the gates. OW FUCK. ]
[ pawing at the gates. OW FUCK. ]
How else am I supposed to hold you up?
{ casually hovering on stomach laying position. hand on cheek. }
{ casually hovering on stomach laying position. hand on cheek. }
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I am NOT that old!
{ he is that old 💔. huffing, he claps his hands to summon some food for the salt. }
{ he is that old 💔. huffing, he claps his hands to summon some food for the salt. }
How else am I supposed to hold you up?
{ casually hovering on stomach laying position. hand on cheek. }
{ casually hovering on stomach laying position. hand on cheek. }
Hh...- are the strings really necessary?
[ dangling by the strings. ]
[ dangling by the strings. ]
You get hungry and decide to run away????? Without saying anything???
{ Picking the Salt up - using his silly puppet strings. He can't lift physically i fear. }
{ Picking the Salt up - using his silly puppet strings. He can't lift physically i fear. }
January 25, 2026 at 11:34 PM
How else am I supposed to hold you up?
{ casually hovering on stomach laying position. hand on cheek. }
{ casually hovering on stomach laying position. hand on cheek. }
You get hungry and decide to run away????? Without saying anything???
{ Picking the Salt up - using his silly puppet strings. He can't lift physically i fear. }
{ Picking the Salt up - using his silly puppet strings. He can't lift physically i fear. }
'm hungry.
[ no more biscuit. He got a headache now. ]
[ no more biscuit. He got a headache now. ]
THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER???
{ Flying over to scoop up the biscuit. }
{ Flying over to scoop up the biscuit. }
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
You get hungry and decide to run away????? Without saying anything???
{ Picking the Salt up - using his silly puppet strings. He can't lift physically i fear. }
{ Picking the Salt up - using his silly puppet strings. He can't lift physically i fear. }
THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER???
{ Flying over to scoop up the biscuit. }
{ Flying over to scoop up the biscuit. }
Squeak.
[ RUNNING INTO THE GATE. owie. That hurt. ]
[ RUNNING INTO THE GATE. owie. That hurt. ]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHY ARE YOU GOING HERE? SALT?????
January 25, 2026 at 11:25 PM
THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER???
{ Flying over to scoop up the biscuit. }
{ Flying over to scoop up the biscuit. }
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHY ARE YOU GOING HERE? SALT?????
[ ZIPPING TOWARDS THE FORTRESS. WHY IS HE GOING THERE. ]
Wh --! WHERE ARE YOU GOING????
{ CHASING THE BISCUIT?? }
{ CHASING THE BISCUIT?? }
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHY ARE YOU GOING HERE? SALT?????