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【 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶,
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
Oh! Did I attack you too much?
Overstimulated.
[ heem heem whimper. ]
[ heem heem whimper. ]
Sooooo, how are we feeling? Feeling great? Good? Excellent?
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Oh! Did I attack you too much?
Sooooo, how are we feeling? Feeling great? Good? Excellent?
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
Bleh....
[ picking up the hat to cover his chest. Embarrassed old man. ]
[ picking up the hat to cover his chest. Embarrassed old man. ]
{ GIGGLING DEVIOUSLY. LEEEEEAAANING..... to smooch the cheek before pulling back. spared. }
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Sooooo, how are we feeling? Feeling great? Good? Excellent?
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
{ GIGGLING DEVIOUSLY. LEEEEEAAANING..... to smooch the cheek before pulling back. spared. }
Hmmrrrrmmm....
[ NOOOOO HE SURRENDERS. ]
[ NOOOOO HE SURRENDERS. ]
Hmmm? I'm doing no such thing! You must've mistaken me for someone else!
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
January 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
{ GIGGLING DEVIOUSLY. LEEEEEAAANING..... to smooch the cheek before pulling back. spared. }
Hmmm? I'm doing no such thing! You must've mistaken me for someone else!
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
Embarrass me like this....
[ tugging on the collar. He's so embarrassed. ]
[ tugging on the collar. He's so embarrassed. ]
Why must I what, hmm?
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hmmm? I'm doing no such thing! You must've mistaken me for someone else!
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
Why must I what, hmm?
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
[ scooting away to change. Scooting back with an embarrassed expression on his face. ]
Why must you....
Why must you....
You go do that.
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
January 24, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Why must I what, hmm?
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
You go do that.
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
...fine. I suppose I could put it on.
[ nervously tugging on the collar of the shirt. ]
[ nervously tugging on the collar of the shirt. ]
Awh, then I suppose we're done here for today! What a shame.
{ sad little sigh. }
{ sad little sigh. }
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
You go do that.
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
Awh, then I suppose we're done here for today! What a shame.
{ sad little sigh. }
{ sad little sigh. }
What if I don't want to.
[ do it, Freaky Salt. ]
[ do it, Freaky Salt. ]
Oh? Go put it on then.
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Awh, then I suppose we're done here for today! What a shame.
{ sad little sigh. }
{ sad little sigh. }
Oh? Go put it on then.
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
....I forgot I have a version of this outside with a more exposed chest, I suppose??
No. I'm not a freak. Shush.
[ WHY DID HE MENTION THAT NOW. ]
No. I'm not a freak. Shush.
[ WHY DID HE MENTION THAT NOW. ]
{ HE'S GIGGLING. LOOKING SMUG AND EVERYTHING. Twirling hair around hand. }
Oops, my bad.
Oops, my bad.
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Oh? Go put it on then.
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
{ HE'S GIGGLING. LOOKING SMUG AND EVERYTHING. Twirling hair around hand. }
Oops, my bad.
Oops, my bad.
[ HIS SHIRT NOOOO. buddy, he made one of the buttons unbutton. FUMBLING TO BUTTON IT. ]
This material is quite hard to wash. Careful.
This material is quite hard to wash. Careful.
{ NOOOOOOO, SMILK NOT THE SHIRT NOT THE SHIIIRRRRRTTTT. pausing to BREATHE. }
Teehee.
Teehee.
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
{ HE'S GIGGLING. LOOKING SMUG AND EVERYTHING. Twirling hair around hand. }
Oops, my bad.
Oops, my bad.
{ NOOOOOOO, SMILK NOT THE SHIRT NOT THE SHIIIRRRRRTTTT. pausing to BREATHE. }
Teehee.
Teehee.
[ HIS SHIRT IS GETTING BLUE KISS MADKINGS NOOOOO. squeaking at him. ]
{ THERE IS NO HELP FOR HIM. ONLY ATTACK SMOOCHES. }
January 24, 2026 at 8:27 PM
{ NOOOOOOO, SMILK NOT THE SHIRT NOT THE SHIIIRRRRRTTTT. pausing to BREATHE. }
Teehee.
Teehee.
{ THERE IS NO HELP FOR HIM. ONLY ATTACK SMOOCHES. }
[ HE'S GETTING ATTACKED HELP HIM. HE'S PURRING. ]
{ absolutely GETTING him. Full fledged attack}
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
{ THERE IS NO HELP FOR HIM. ONLY ATTACK SMOOCHES. }
{ absolutely GETTING him. Full fledged attack}
[ he is PURRING. ]
Oh trust me, I won't.
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
{ absolutely GETTING him. Full fledged attack}
Oh trust me, I won't.
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
Just don't ruin it.
[ WHAT ]
[ WHAT ]
Weeeeeeell, now you do! Now, c'mere!
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ cunty salt cookie. }
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Oh trust me, I won't.
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
Weeeeeeell, now you do! Now, c'mere!
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ cunty salt cookie. }
I never had the chance to use this outfit. I was too busy.
[ who is this old man and why is he cunty ]
[ who is this old man and why is he cunty ]
{ eyes wide, he is LOOKING politely. batting his little lashes. }
Woah! Stunning as always --
Woah! Stunning as always --
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Weeeeeeell, now you do! Now, c'mere!
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ eyes wide, he is LOOKING politely. batting his little lashes. }
Woah! Stunning as always --
Woah! Stunning as always --
[ slipping into this cunty ass outfit. The hat is off to the side. Work slay. ]
Hmhmhmehehe....
Hmhmhmehehe....
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 AM
{ eyes wide, he is LOOKING politely. batting his little lashes. }
Woah! Stunning as always --
Woah! Stunning as always --
I meeeeaaannn, if you wish!
{ we do. }
{ we do. }
May I slip into something more.... comfortable?
[ we need to put him down. ]
[ we need to put him down. ]
Oh my - That I wasn't expecting! I suppose I'll continue though!
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ Holy shit he returned. }
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I meeeeaaannn, if you wish!
{ we do. }
{ we do. }
Oh my - That I wasn't expecting! I suppose I'll continue though!
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ Holy shit he returned. }
Why did you stop. I didn't tell you could.
[ Freaky Salt is back gang 💔 ]
[ Freaky Salt is back gang 💔 ]
!!!???!!!??!!!!
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Oh my - That I wasn't expecting! I suppose I'll continue though!
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ Holy shit he returned. }
!!!???!!!??!!!!
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
Oh, but my dearest, I'm still wearing my armor. Unless you want to taste dried jam.
[ GOODNESS. ]
[ GOODNESS. ]
How'd you know I wanted to know?
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 AM
!!!???!!!??!!!!
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
How'd you know I wanted to know?
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
Wouldn't you like to know.
[ WHERE ARE THE ATTACKS GOING ]
[ WHERE ARE THE ATTACKS GOING ]
Mhm? Is that a good thing?
{ the attacks resume. }
{ the attacks resume. }
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 AM
How'd you know I wanted to know?
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
Mhm? Is that a good thing?
{ the attacks resume. }
{ the attacks resume. }
I don't see anything in these faint visions of mine.
Hmm? Why do you wanna know?
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Mhm? Is that a good thing?
{ the attacks resume. }
{ the attacks resume. }
Hmm? Why do you wanna know?
Where else.... are you going to lay these marks....
[ why so curious. ]
[ why so curious. ]
Yeeeees?
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Hmm? Why do you wanna know?
Yeeeees?
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
Shadow Milk....
[ WHINE.... these cookies gay as hell. ]
[ WHINE.... these cookies gay as hell. ]
Very observant! --
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Yeeeees?
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
Very observant! --
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
That's my neck-
[ huffing at the kisses. Holy moly. ]
[ huffing at the kisses. Holy moly. ]
{ HE MIGHT. he might be gay. oh. oh lawd. }
And?
And?
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Very observant! --
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ HE MIGHT. he might be gay. oh. oh lawd. }
And?
And?
[ EVERYWHERE??? That's very gay of you, Smilk. ]
That's my shoulder-
That's my shoulder-
{ EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GOING EVERYWHERE }
muah muah muah mu-
muah muah muah mu-
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
{ HE MIGHT. he might be gay. oh. oh lawd. }
And?
And?
{ EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GOING EVERYWHERE }
muah muah muah mu-
muah muah muah mu-
[ WHERE ARE THE KISSES GOING. ]
Hough-
Hough-
I don't think there's enough.
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 AM
{ EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GOING EVERYWHERE }
muah muah muah mu-
muah muah muah mu-