♢ ❛ 𝙰 𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. ❜ ♢
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
[ heem heem whimper. ]
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
[ picking up the hat to cover his chest. Embarrassed old man. ]
{ why is he staring at him with so much adoration. that's gay }
[ NOOOOO HE SURRENDERS. ]
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
[ tugging on the collar. He's so embarrassed. ]
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
{ scooting on closer. He is preparing to attack. }
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
Why must you....
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
{ grinning ear to ear, kicking his legs. Looking oh so politely. }
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
[ nervously tugging on the collar of the shirt. ]
{ sad little sigh. }
{ he's so smug. giggling and kicking his feet. }
{ sad little sigh. }
[ do it, Freaky Salt. ]
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
{ sad little sigh. }
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
No. I'm not a freak. Shush.
[ WHY DID HE MENTION THAT NOW. ]
Oops, my bad.
{ Batting his lil lashes }
That's something a freak would say!
Oops, my bad.
This material is quite hard to wash. Careful.
Teehee.
Oops, my bad.
Teehee.
Teehee.
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
[ WHAT ]
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
{ cunty salt cookie. }
[ who is this old man and why is he cunty ]
Woah! Stunning as always --
{ cunty salt cookie. }
Woah! Stunning as always --
Hmhmhmehehe....
Woah! Stunning as always --
{ we do. }
[ we need to put him down. ]
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ we do. }
{ Holy shit he returned. }
[ Freaky Salt is back gang 💔 ]
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
[ GOODNESS. ]
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
[ WHERE ARE THE ATTACKS GOING ]
{ the attacks resume. }
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ the attacks resume. }
{ the attacks resume. }
[ why so curious. ]
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
[ WHINE.... these cookies gay as hell. ]
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
[ huffing at the kisses. Holy moly. ]
And?
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
And?
That's my shoulder-
muah muah muah mu-
And?
muah muah muah mu-
Hough-
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
muah muah muah mu-