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【 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶,
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
Oh trust me, I won't.
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
Just don't ruin it.
[ WHAT ]
[ WHAT ]
Weeeeeeell, now you do! Now, c'mere!
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ cunty salt cookie. }
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Oh trust me, I won't.
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
{ I said what i SAID. HE ATTACKS }
Weeeeeeell, now you do! Now, c'mere!
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ cunty salt cookie. }
I never had the chance to use this outfit. I was too busy.
[ who is this old man and why is he cunty ]
[ who is this old man and why is he cunty ]
{ eyes wide, he is LOOKING politely. batting his little lashes. }
Woah! Stunning as always --
Woah! Stunning as always --
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Weeeeeeell, now you do! Now, c'mere!
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ cunty salt cookie. }
{ eyes wide, he is LOOKING politely. batting his little lashes. }
Woah! Stunning as always --
Woah! Stunning as always --
[ slipping into this cunty ass outfit. The hat is off to the side. Work slay. ]
Hmhmhmehehe....
Hmhmhmehehe....
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 AM
{ eyes wide, he is LOOKING politely. batting his little lashes. }
Woah! Stunning as always --
Woah! Stunning as always --
I meeeeaaannn, if you wish!
{ we do. }
{ we do. }
May I slip into something more.... comfortable?
[ we need to put him down. ]
[ we need to put him down. ]
Oh my - That I wasn't expecting! I suppose I'll continue though!
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ Holy shit he returned. }
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I meeeeaaannn, if you wish!
{ we do. }
{ we do. }
Oh my - That I wasn't expecting! I suppose I'll continue though!
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ Holy shit he returned. }
Why did you stop. I didn't tell you could.
[ Freaky Salt is back gang 💔 ]
[ Freaky Salt is back gang 💔 ]
!!!???!!!??!!!!
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Oh my - That I wasn't expecting! I suppose I'll continue though!
{ Holy shit he returned. }
{ Holy shit he returned. }
!!!???!!!??!!!!
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
Oh, but my dearest, I'm still wearing my armor. Unless you want to taste dried jam.
[ GOODNESS. ]
[ GOODNESS. ]
How'd you know I wanted to know?
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 AM
!!!???!!!??!!!!
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
{ HE'S PAUSING IN SHOCK. he's FLUSTERED }
Ohhhhhh?
How'd you know I wanted to know?
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
Wouldn't you like to know.
[ WHERE ARE THE ATTACKS GOING ]
[ WHERE ARE THE ATTACKS GOING ]
Mhm? Is that a good thing?
{ the attacks resume. }
{ the attacks resume. }
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 AM
How'd you know I wanted to know?
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
{ EVERYWHERE AGAIN. HE'S ON A MISSION }
Mhm? Is that a good thing?
{ the attacks resume. }
{ the attacks resume. }
I don't see anything in these faint visions of mine.
Hmm? Why do you wanna know?
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Mhm? Is that a good thing?
{ the attacks resume. }
{ the attacks resume. }
Hmm? Why do you wanna know?
Where else.... are you going to lay these marks....
[ why so curious. ]
[ why so curious. ]
Yeeeees?
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Hmm? Why do you wanna know?
Yeeeees?
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
Shadow Milk....
[ WHINE.... these cookies gay as hell. ]
[ WHINE.... these cookies gay as hell. ]
Very observant! --
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Yeeeees?
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
{ THE SMOOCHES ARE ON HOLD... gay ahh }
Very observant! --
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
That's my neck-
[ huffing at the kisses. Holy moly. ]
[ huffing at the kisses. Holy moly. ]
{ HE MIGHT. he might be gay. oh. oh lawd. }
And?
And?
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Very observant! --
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ this is the gayest they've ever been. smooches. }
{ HE MIGHT. he might be gay. oh. oh lawd. }
And?
And?
[ EVERYWHERE??? That's very gay of you, Smilk. ]
That's my shoulder-
That's my shoulder-
{ EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GOING EVERYWHERE }
muah muah muah mu-
muah muah muah mu-
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
{ HE MIGHT. he might be gay. oh. oh lawd. }
And?
And?
{ EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GOING EVERYWHERE }
muah muah muah mu-
muah muah muah mu-
[ WHERE ARE THE KISSES GOING. ]
Hough-
Hough-
I don't think there's enough.
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 AM
{ EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GOING EVERYWHERE }
muah muah muah mu-
muah muah muah mu-
I don't think there's enough.
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
That's... a lot of markings on me.
[ he needs more. ]
[ he needs more. ]
{ HE'S ABSOLUTELY GIGGLING. big ol' muah on the cheek }
I got you.
I got you.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't think there's enough.
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
{ HE'S ATTACKING AGAIN. }
{ HE'S ABSOLUTELY GIGGLING. big ol' muah on the cheek }
I got you.
I got you.
[ HE'S SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT. Hissing out salty flames. ]
Ough.
Ough.
{ BREAKING NEWS; BLUE JESTER IS SMOOCHING A BLACKOURPLE KNIGHT }
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
{ HE'S ABSOLUTELY GIGGLING. big ol' muah on the cheek }
I got you.
I got you.
{ BREAKING NEWS; BLUE JESTER IS SMOOCHING A BLACKOURPLE KNIGHT }
[ HE GOT BLUE KISS MARKS ON HIM. EMBARRASSED AS HELL. ]
{ SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH MUAH MUAH MUAH. smilk is absolutely GETTING ssalt }
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
{ BREAKING NEWS; BLUE JESTER IS SMOOCHING A BLACKOURPLE KNIGHT }
{ SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH MUAH MUAH MUAH. smilk is absolutely GETTING ssalt }
[ YELPING?? ]
Well, to me it's warm. Oh? –
{ woah, a flame smooch. leans to attack with smooches. }
{ woah, a flame smooch. leans to attack with smooches. }
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 AM
{ SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH MUAH MUAH MUAH. smilk is absolutely GETTING ssalt }
Well, to me it's warm. Oh? –
{ woah, a flame smooch. leans to attack with smooches. }
{ woah, a flame smooch. leans to attack with smooches. }
I thought it was salty.
[ blowing a salty flame smooch at him. Woah. ]
[ blowing a salty flame smooch at him. Woah. ]
{ woah. Queer cookies. }
Warm!
Warm!
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Well, to me it's warm. Oh? –
{ woah, a flame smooch. leans to attack with smooches. }
{ woah, a flame smooch. leans to attack with smooches. }
{ woah. Queer cookies. }
Warm!
Warm!
[ blowing some flames into his face. Woah. That's queer..... ]
. . .
{ eyeing the flames. reaching out to. touch. smilk no}
{ eyeing the flames. reaching out to. touch. smilk no}
January 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM
{ woah. Queer cookies. }
Warm!
Warm!
. . .
{ eyeing the flames. reaching out to. touch. smilk no}
{ eyeing the flames. reaching out to. touch. smilk no}
I wish I was.
[ isn't the body so wonderful. ]
[ huffing out MORE salty flames ]
[ isn't the body so wonderful. ]
[ huffing out MORE salty flames ]
Well.... At least you aren't dying.
{ woah ... }
{ buries his biscuit face against. }
{ woah ... }
{ buries his biscuit face against. }
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 AM
. . .
{ eyeing the flames. reaching out to. touch. smilk no}
{ eyeing the flames. reaching out to. touch. smilk no}
🪦 CRIES
🍣 DON'T EAT ME??
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
🪦 CRIES
Well.... At least you aren't dying.
{ woah ... }
{ buries his biscuit face against. }
{ woah ... }
{ buries his biscuit face against. }
I wonder what it's called.
[ the sound does make people freak out irl.... or so I heard. ]
[ huffing out salty flames. ]
[ the sound does make people freak out irl.... or so I heard. ]
[ huffing out salty flames. ]
Ohh ... I see, I see...
{ bro was about to freak out. laying down on him. }
{ bro was about to freak out. laying down on him. }
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Well.... At least you aren't dying.
{ woah ... }
{ buries his biscuit face against. }
{ woah ... }
{ buries his biscuit face against. }
🍣 DON'T EAT ME??
🍣 your bomb hasn't seen the last of me
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
🍣 DON'T EAT ME??
Ohh ... I see, I see...
{ bro was about to freak out. laying down on him. }
{ bro was about to freak out. laying down on him. }
No. But it feels like I am.
Wait. Wait – are you actually dying,,?
January 23, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Ohh ... I see, I see...
{ bro was about to freak out. laying down on him. }
{ bro was about to freak out. laying down on him. }
🍣 your bomb hasn't seen the last of me
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
🍣 your bomb hasn't seen the last of me