[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞!
@deceitfulism.bsky.social
♢ ❛ 𝙰 𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. ❜ ♢
Pinned
♢ ” 𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯..
𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴
𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦! ” ♢
ˢⁱᵍʰᵗˡᵉˢˢ ᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗ - ᵉⁿᵈˢ; ???
ⁱⁿᶠᵒ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ
𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴
𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦! ” ♢
ˢⁱᵍʰᵗˡᵉˢˢ ᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗ - ᵉⁿᵈˢ; ???
ⁱⁿᶠᵒ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ
I will be! I'm always safe!
The haircut incident doesn't count.
The haircut incident doesn't count.
Alrighty!! Be safe!
Exactly! So, don't you worry your little head! Everything is under control.
{ He could tell by the sigh and keeps his smile. }
{ He could tell by the sigh and keeps his smile. }
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I will be! I'm always safe!
The haircut incident doesn't count.
The haircut incident doesn't count.
Exactly! So, don't you worry your little head! Everything is under control.
{ He could tell by the sigh and keeps his smile. }
{ He could tell by the sigh and keeps his smile. }
[ her worried face fades away and she takes a sigh of relief. ]
You are always sure.
You are always sure.
{ He goes quiet for a moment.. almost hesitant to speak. Clearing his throat, he nods and gives a big smile. }
Well duh, I'm always sure!
{ Squeezing her hand in return to offer reassurance. }
Well duh, I'm always sure!
{ Squeezing her hand in return to offer reassurance. }
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Exactly! So, don't you worry your little head! Everything is under control.
{ He could tell by the sigh and keeps his smile. }
{ He could tell by the sigh and keeps his smile. }
{ He goes quiet for a moment.. almost hesitant to speak. Clearing his throat, he nods and gives a big smile. }
Well duh, I'm always sure!
{ Squeezing her hand in return to offer reassurance. }
Well duh, I'm always sure!
{ Squeezing her hand in return to offer reassurance. }
[ her face turns worried… ]
Are you sure…? [ she grabs their hand, squeezing it ]
Are you sure…? [ she grabs their hand, squeezing it ]
They're cracker crumbs .. don't worry about it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
{ He goes quiet for a moment.. almost hesitant to speak. Clearing his throat, he nods and gives a big smile. }
Well duh, I'm always sure!
{ Squeezing her hand in return to offer reassurance. }
Well duh, I'm always sure!
{ Squeezing her hand in return to offer reassurance. }
They're cracker crumbs .. don't worry about it.
..? That little that you’re coughing up crumbs…?
Me? .. Well, obviously! I'm quite fine. Just a little cough!
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
They're cracker crumbs .. don't worry about it.
Me? .. Well, obviously! I'm quite fine. Just a little cough!
Are you… okay..
.. Hm? Oh -- uh, yeees?
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me? .. Well, obviously! I'm quite fine. Just a little cough!
.. Hm? Oh -- uh, yeees?
….?? Shadow?
{ Coughs up cookie crumbs }
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
.. Hm? Oh -- uh, yeees?
{ Coughs up cookie crumbs }
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
{ Coughs up cookie crumbs }
i hope i don't get eaten again...
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i hope i don't get eaten again...
“ Hm? WHAT — ”
He SCREECHES?? Grimacing and pushing his hand away.
“ Put it back on! ”
He SCREECHES?? Grimacing and pushing his hand away.
“ Put it back on! ”
" hm... "
He got a devious idea.
" Do you need a hand? "
Popping off his hand from the wrist?? OW?? Handing it to Smilk.
He got a devious idea.
" Do you need a hand? "
Popping off his hand from the wrist?? OW?? Handing it to Smilk.
“ Crumbs .. ”
Rubbing at temple. That was unexpected.
” This is why copying me is not a good thing! ”
He jests.
Rubbing at temple. That was unexpected.
” This is why copying me is not a good thing! ”
He jests.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“ Hm? WHAT — ”
He SCREECHES?? Grimacing and pushing his hand away.
“ Put it back on! ”
He SCREECHES?? Grimacing and pushing his hand away.
“ Put it back on! ”
“ Crumbs .. ”
Rubbing at temple. That was unexpected.
” This is why copying me is not a good thing! ”
He jests.
Rubbing at temple. That was unexpected.
” This is why copying me is not a good thing! ”
He jests.
" Just a little. "
Internally screaming.
" It just feels like a pinch. "
Internally screaming.
" It just feels like a pinch. "
“ Oh my GOD — ”
Hand over mouth. Eyes wide.
“ Did that hurt at all?? ”
Hand over mouth. Eyes wide.
“ Did that hurt at all?? ”
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“ Crumbs .. ”
Rubbing at temple. That was unexpected.
” This is why copying me is not a good thing! ”
He jests.
Rubbing at temple. That was unexpected.
” This is why copying me is not a good thing! ”
He jests.
🦈 I don't play fortnite
Emmy.
Fortnite battle pass.
Fortnite battle pass.
🦈 I really want burgers can't you tell
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🦈 I don't play fortnite
“ Oh my GOD — ”
Hand over mouth. Eyes wide.
“ Did that hurt at all?? ”
Hand over mouth. Eyes wide.
“ Did that hurt at all?? ”
" I knew I can split apart but like this? "
His finger got reconnected to his hand. Rubbing his throat.
His finger got reconnected to his hand. Rubbing his throat.
. . .
STARTS SCREAMING AND PANICKING. LETTING HIS FINGER GO, UNBURGERING.
STARTS SCREAMING AND PANICKING. LETTING HIS FINGER GO, UNBURGERING.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“ Oh my GOD — ”
Hand over mouth. Eyes wide.
“ Did that hurt at all?? ”
Hand over mouth. Eyes wide.
“ Did that hurt at all?? ”
. . .
STARTS SCREAMING AND PANICKING. LETTING HIS FINGER GO, UNBURGERING.
STARTS SCREAMING AND PANICKING. LETTING HIS FINGER GO, UNBURGERING.
" Bad Shadow Milk. Bad. "
Trying to yank his finger away. Only to get the joint popped off while being connected to the hand by the void.
. . .
SCREECHING.
Trying to yank his finger away. Only to get the joint popped off while being connected to the hand by the void.
. . .
SCREECHING.
Smilkger screech. Bites finger, absolutely contains. Growling. Devious burger.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
. . .
STARTS SCREAMING AND PANICKING. LETTING HIS FINGER GO, UNBURGERING.
STARTS SCREAMING AND PANICKING. LETTING HIS FINGER GO, UNBURGERING.
🦈 I really want burgers can't you tell
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🦈 I really want burgers can't you tell
Smilkger screech. Bites finger, absolutely contains. Growling. Devious burger.
Flicking the tongue before making a raspberry of his own.
Giggling deviously at him. Sticking his tongue out at him, 'plbbttzz'.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Smilkger screech. Bites finger, absolutely contains. Growling. Devious burger.
Giggling deviously at him. Sticking his tongue out at him, 'plbbttzz'.
Rubbing his hand. Giving off a glare that just looks uneasy instead of mad. He's being playful.
Hmm, should he release his hand? Hmm, he will. For now. He still isn't safe from Burger Smilk. Smilkger
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Giggling deviously at him. Sticking his tongue out at him, 'plbbttzz'.
Hmm, should he release his hand? Hmm, he will. For now. He still isn't safe from Burger Smilk. Smilkger
His hand! Trying to yank it away.
Omnomnomnom. Teehees :3
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hmm, should he release his hand? Hmm, he will. For now. He still isn't safe from Burger Smilk. Smilkger
Omnomnomnom. Teehees :3
ANOTHER HISS? Owie :(
HISSING BACK AT HIM? BITES(gentle) HAND.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Omnomnomnom. Teehees :3
HISSING BACK AT HIM? BITES(gentle) HAND.
DID HE JUST HISS? SWATTING AT THE BURGER.
FLOATING BLUEBERRY BURGER, HE'S DANCING MENACINGLY.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
HISSING BACK AT HIM? BITES(gentle) HAND.
FLOATING BLUEBERRY BURGER, HE'S DANCING MENACINGLY.
" >:( "
HE'S BEING THREATENED.
HE'S BEING THREATENED.
“ :} ”
HE'S TURNING INTO THE BURGER AGAIN. SMILK NO
HE'S TURNING INTO THE BURGER AGAIN. SMILK NO
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
FLOATING BLUEBERRY BURGER, HE'S DANCING MENACINGLY.
“ :} ”
HE'S TURNING INTO THE BURGER AGAIN. SMILK NO
HE'S TURNING INTO THE BURGER AGAIN. SMILK NO
" No. "
“ I can turn into it again if you'd like. ”
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“ :} ”
HE'S TURNING INTO THE BURGER AGAIN. SMILK NO
HE'S TURNING INTO THE BURGER AGAIN. SMILK NO
“ I can turn into it again if you'd like. ”
" You're a burger. "
“ Okay, well it was still a burger. ”
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“ I can turn into it again if you'd like. ”
“ Okay, well it was still a burger. ”
" You were the burger. "
“ Yet, you didn't like the burger I made for you a while ago. ”
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“ Okay, well it was still a burger. ”
“ Yet, you didn't like the burger I made for you a while ago. ”
" It is hard to chew sometimes. Besides, I can eat regular food. "
“ It is within your nature to eat fabric! You keep trying to eat my collar for goodness sake! ”
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“ Yet, you didn't like the burger I made for you a while ago. ”
I sense a disturbance in the air.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I sense a disturbance in the air.