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GOD MACHINE
@godmachines.bsky.social
(disclaimer: this is a parody account, i am not apart of the calamity corp dev team)

HELLO? IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE CALL A "BLUESKY"????

https://godmachines.straw.page/
WHY SHOULD I?? I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW!!
January 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT ON THE BEST TERMS..

BUT COULD YOU PERHAPS ASSIST ME WITH MY CURRENT ISSUE?
January 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I DON'T HAVE ANY LIMITS, LEAVE ME ALONE!
IM TIRED OF THESE CONVERSATIONS.
January 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
ME?? HAVING A WEAKNESS??

I DON'T HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES!! YOU SHOULD STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS!

THIS IS JUST A SLIP-UP OR SOMETHING..
January 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
MAY OR MAY NOT HAD RAN INTO THE DISASTERS MYSELF!!

I SUPPOSE I HAVE UNDERESTIMATED THEM A LITTLE.
January 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
IT'S... UM. IT'S NICE!!!
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? RUN INTO THE DISASTERS AND FIX THE WEATHER MACHINES MYSELF??
January 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT!

BESIDES, WE'RE ALL VERY BUSY, HOW WOULD I EVEN BE ABLE TO TAKE MY TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THIS "DELICATE" TOPIC?
January 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I AM A GOD, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?

I AM UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LACK GREATNESS AND BE FRAGILE. DO I CARE THOUGH? NOT REALLY!!

I PREFER TO STAY THAT WAY!
January 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
THEM BEING FRAGILE FLESH AND BONES IS NOT MY PROBLEM! IF THEY CAN GET THROUGH THE DAYS ALIVE AND WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULD CARE.

THEY WILL BE FINE! I BELIEVE YOUR THINKING PROCESS ISN'T COMPLEX ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT!
January 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
SHOW THEM RESPECT?? NOW, WHY SHOULD I DO THAT?
January 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM