GOD MACHINE
@godmachines.bsky.social
(disclaimer: this is a parody account, i am not apart of the calamity corp dev team)
HELLO? IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE CALL A "BLUESKY"????
https://godmachines.straw.page/
HELLO? IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE CALL A "BLUESKY"????
https://godmachines.straw.page/
I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS,
I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!
I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!
January 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS,
I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!
I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!
HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!!
BACK TO NORMAL!!!
BACK TO NORMAL!!!
January 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!!
BACK TO NORMAL!!!
BACK TO NORMAL!!!
OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE???
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE???
I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL.
I'M BACK!!!
I'M BACK!!!
January 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL.
I'M BACK!!!
I'M BACK!!!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!!
(art creds: wafflewaffl2)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!!
(art creds: wafflewaffl2)
December 24, 2024 at 5:24 PM
LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!!
(art creds: wafflewaffl2)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!!
(art creds: wafflewaffl2)
WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!!
December 8, 2024 at 5:47 AM
WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!!
BOO!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TEN DAYS!!! DID I SCARE YOU?? I SCARED YOU, DIDN'T I???
December 3, 2024 at 3:42 AM
BOO!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TEN DAYS!!! DID I SCARE YOU?? I SCARED YOU, DIDN'T I???
I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON!! HOW JOLLY!!!
November 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON!! HOW JOLLY!!!
WHO JUST TOSSED AN EGG AT ME?? GROSS!!!
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
WHO JUST TOSSED AN EGG AT ME?? GROSS!!!
TIME IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT?
IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
November 16, 2024 at 4:30 AM
TIME IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT?
IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
UGHH!! ITS NOT FUN WHEN PEOPLE ARE MEAN.
November 10, 2024 at 10:43 PM
UGHH!! ITS NOT FUN WHEN PEOPLE ARE MEAN.
WHATEVER!! YOU DO YOU!
November 10, 2024 at 10:33 PM
WHATEVER!! YOU DO YOU!
THERAPY? FOR WHAT? ALL I DID WAS EXPLAIN TO YOU!
November 10, 2024 at 10:30 PM
THERAPY? FOR WHAT? ALL I DID WAS EXPLAIN TO YOU!
ANYWAYS!! IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE QUITE UNEDUCATED ABOUT ME!! I AM A DIVINE BEING! THAT IS WHY I KEEP BRINGING UP MY BRILLIANCE!
November 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
ANYWAYS!! IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE QUITE UNEDUCATED ABOUT ME!! I AM A DIVINE BEING! THAT IS WHY I KEEP BRINGING UP MY BRILLIANCE!
THAT'S BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OFTEN.
November 10, 2024 at 10:22 PM
THAT'S BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OFTEN.
OH, WHAT A SHAME!!!! MUST BE REALLY HARD DOING HOMEWORK! THANK DISASTERS I DONT HAVE TO LIVE THAT WAY!!
November 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM
OH, WHAT A SHAME!!!! MUST BE REALLY HARD DOING HOMEWORK! THANK DISASTERS I DONT HAVE TO LIVE THAT WAY!!
I GUESS PEOPLE JUST DONT APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS ENOUGH.. AS ALWAYS!!
November 7, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I GUESS PEOPLE JUST DONT APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS ENOUGH.. AS ALWAYS!!