Also I just opened this app for the first time in weeks because of All The Horrors and knowing I could be blindsided at any moment by some horrific new development, like someone invented a diarrhea gun and now it's the law that you have to buy your boss one if he's a republican, yikes

btw, famously ancient and decrepit skeletorina crone miss havisham is actually only like 40

-smart people
-poor people
-sick people
-outcasts
-strangers
-children
-the elderly
-bishops
-deacons
-sisters
-brothers
-mothers
-this guy and that guy
-a hundred other people
-also a thousand other people

Finally, in a tavern you can find the following people drinking:

-libertines
-mistresses
-masters
-soldiers
-priests
-men
-women
-servants
-maids
-busy men
-lazy men
-white men
-black men
-homebodies
-nomads
-dumb people
(continued)

Also, if your boyfriend rides away on a horse you should try wearing more makeup.

Longs is the EXACT place I was thinking of

This is how it starts, you know. The dystopia.

60% of the store is locked cabinets, miserable workers toiling away in that... place... for a pittance, a crushing miasma of "corporation" suffusing the very air...

Now it's like, imagine a place that combines the grim sterility of an ATM vestibule with the dehumanizing joylessness of an airport security line and you get a place that is slightly more enjoyable than walgreens