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Nonsense-monger / Literally just some dumbass
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painting of st. elizabeth of hungary giving bread to the poor but with st. elizabeth labeled "me" and the bread is "my dumb little posts" and the poor are "my follower"
January 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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me, investigating which cat barfed in the shower
"Maybe it isn't a beast MAN we're looking for after all.." [Agent Mulder looking at a cartoon drawing of a bigfoot with a huge rack (emphasis original)]
December 31, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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More like NosfeRATu

Also who found this unhelpful, this is the exact information I went into imdb's trivia section looking for
IMDb trivia screenshot that said Willem Dafoe did a scene with 2000 rats (!!!) also 4 dumbasses have it a thumbs down
December 30, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Put the tmas back in christmas
Goofy decorative sign in the dollar section of Target that says MERRY line break CHRIS line break TMAS
December 12, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Bruh what globe are you living on lol
Screenshot of Pantone's color of the year, Mocha Mousse. The headline says, I shit you not, "Capturing a Global Mood of Connection, Comfort, and Harmony"
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Oh I have the same set
A beautiful, elegant tortoiseshell cat and a completely empty-headed fluffy black cat perched on separate levels of a cat tree
November 22, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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I got a lucky one too, as a kitten he ran out from underneath a parked car and jumped on my brother while he was walking to work. Now he steals food off my plate and walks across my neck while I sleep
A black cat flopped across a tiny great couch, exhausted and staring into the middle distance like he just finished a double shift even though he has literally just been sleeping all day
October 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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Black cats and torties are the witchiest cats. Observe their spooky mystique. No doofus vibes whatsoever.
In the background there's a black cat flopped on a chair with his feet sticking up and in the foreground there's a tortoiseshell cat kind of leaning into frame with her tongue sticking out. Tbh there is a strong doofus vibe.
October 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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I know I said this when they made the jellyfish ones but this time I think the people who make the skeletons of things that don't have skeletons really might have gone too far
One of those skeleton decorations like they make of dogs or pumpkins and shit that just have bones in the shape of the things it is except this one is a sewing machine? And the bottom part is a giant FOOT??
September 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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The email thread vs. the text thread
Two women awkwardly shaking hands over some important paperwork or some shit Shrek in a mud bath with the light of chaos in his eyes
September 12, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Owner of the loneliest braincell in existence
A fluffy black cat lying across (not in) a cat bed like a dingus with his mouth open mid-yawn. His eyes are wide, bright, and empty of any sense whatsoever.
September 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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EVERYONE HAD THE SAME DREAM

Target is all but hotdogless
August 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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just thought I'd jump in and elevate the discourse
A shitty screenshot of Spotify wrapped except it says "I don't use Spotify because I'm a better person than you" and it has a picture of that piece of shit Joe Rogan with poop on his head
November 29, 2023 at 7:46 PM
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DUMP HIM DUMP HIM DUMP HIM LIKE A CANDY-COATED CAT TURD

I have never wanted a stranger to dump another stranger so bad
September 28, 2023 at 9:18 PM
goblinsquawk.bsky.social
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times
It's Salieri, looking hella annoyed because God has cursed him with mediocrity
September 10, 2023 at 4:31 PM
goblinsquawk.bsky.social
Oops... you did it again
You barfed on the floor
And then ate some more
Oh stinky Minke
Now you've stolen my chair
And I see you don't caaaaaaare
Minke, a very sweet and cute tortoiseshell cat who has stolen my seat
September 9, 2023 at 3:34 AM
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Time to invest
A pair of glasses with a rad neon green strap to hold them on when your baby tries to pull them off your face
September 7, 2023 at 12:09 PM
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Got it
Illustration of me (horned demon with candle fingers) struttin with my PSL
September 1, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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is this anything
chess pieces at the clurb gettin tipsy
August 29, 2023 at 8:47 PM
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I'm Canopy City which is perfect because my city council is all spiders
Picture of a rad city in the treetops. Text: Canopy City Traits: nature-lover, adventurous, reckless, active Population: large
August 29, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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If he ever had a thought it would die of loneliness
A black cat staring doofusly into the middle distance
August 26, 2023 at 10:48 PM