Goblin Pearl
@goblinpearl.bsky.social
A goblin named Pearl. Games, keeps critters, does art, tries to live. She/Her/They
🌙 28 times around the sun ☀
🌙 28 times around the sun ☀
Attaching the little Luigi figure keychain to my phone in a way that it /should/ land face out more often, so that when he's dangling out of my back pocket he's not always hugging my ass. He's a gentleman like that. 💚
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Attaching the little Luigi figure keychain to my phone in a way that it /should/ land face out more often, so that when he's dangling out of my back pocket he's not always hugging my ass. He's a gentleman like that. 💚
As a December birthday haver, this month sucks. As a Christmas eve minor medical emergency haver, I REEAALLLY hate this month. Why y'all out here, go home.
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As a December birthday haver, this month sucks. As a Christmas eve minor medical emergency haver, I REEAALLLY hate this month. Why y'all out here, go home.
"They wouldn't let me dance at the crop festival, I brought a bad harvest!!"
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"They wouldn't let me dance at the crop festival, I brought a bad harvest!!"
"It's a man's world, Gabrielle. Not because it should be, but because we let them have it. It's based on a woman's weakness. The Amazon world is based on truth. On a woman's individual strength."
Anyway, Xena and Gab need to kiss already.
Anyway, Xena and Gab need to kiss already.
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"It's a man's world, Gabrielle. Not because it should be, but because we let them have it. It's based on a woman's weakness. The Amazon world is based on truth. On a woman's individual strength."
Anyway, Xena and Gab need to kiss already.
Anyway, Xena and Gab need to kiss already.
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We are over halfway to the goal for my winter fundraiser for our local animal shelter! This place is very dear to my heart and they do amazing work in our community. Please consider a donation if you can! givebutter.com/n5l31M
Molly's Holiday Fundraiser 2025
Make Winter Merry and Bright in Honor of Fergus
givebutter.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We are over halfway to the goal for my winter fundraiser for our local animal shelter! This place is very dear to my heart and they do amazing work in our community. Please consider a donation if you can! givebutter.com/n5l31M
Super duper stoked that TWO different times now at my therapist's office, someone has corrected me about something I know as fact.
"She said she'd like to see me in four weeks."
"No it's six. I'll schedule you in six weeks."
☠️ It's fine if she told you different, she said four to me. Idk
"She said she'd like to see me in four weeks."
"No it's six. I'll schedule you in six weeks."
☠️ It's fine if she told you different, she said four to me. Idk
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Super duper stoked that TWO different times now at my therapist's office, someone has corrected me about something I know as fact.
"She said she'd like to see me in four weeks."
"No it's six. I'll schedule you in six weeks."
☠️ It's fine if she told you different, she said four to me. Idk
"She said she'd like to see me in four weeks."
"No it's six. I'll schedule you in six weeks."
☠️ It's fine if she told you different, she said four to me. Idk
Really, super duper excited to get a new battery, pay my 6mo car insurance, and renew my tag in the same two months ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Really, super duper excited to get a new battery, pay my 6mo car insurance, and renew my tag in the same two months ❤️
Upsetting that it's hard to breathe through your nose while crying and trying to eat. Like, I'm already sobbing, the least you could do is let me eat the pain away without gasping for air in between chicken nuggets.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Upsetting that it's hard to breathe through your nose while crying and trying to eat. Like, I'm already sobbing, the least you could do is let me eat the pain away without gasping for air in between chicken nuggets.
Pretty glad I'm far enough away from Christian spaces that I barely heard about the rapture that they thought was happening lmao
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Pretty glad I'm far enough away from Christian spaces that I barely heard about the rapture that they thought was happening lmao
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perfect optics event to hold right as 40 million americans will increasingly struggle to get food with SNAP benefits expiring
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
perfect optics event to hold right as 40 million americans will increasingly struggle to get food with SNAP benefits expiring
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the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE
ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them.
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE
Speech to text constantly reminding me how southern I actually am. "I'll tell" got corrected to "Alto" today 😭
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Speech to text constantly reminding me how southern I actually am. "I'll tell" got corrected to "Alto" today 😭
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Putting my money where my mouth is. The Verge nailed it when none of the big outlets had a clue what they were looking at.
Subscribed.
Subscribed.
Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer scratched bullets with a Helldivers combo and a furry sex meme
Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer scratched bullets with a Helldivers combo and a furry sex meme
The suspected shooter left a hodgepodge of extremely online taunts.
buff.ly
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Putting my money where my mouth is. The Verge nailed it when none of the big outlets had a clue what they were looking at.
Subscribed.
Subscribed.
Lol I think it's just when they all spill out to leave. There's a party house on our street, so like 50/50 chance if school is in, and it's Saturday night, it's bumping. But we are still a residential neighborhood 😂 there's elementary school kids on one side and an old lady on the other.
I like partying to the wee hours too, but I never went outside and yelled, whistled, screamed, honked for three straight seconds, stood in the front yard while my friends drove away blasting music in their car like- we kept it loud indoors and chill outside?? Is that not normal?
September 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Lol I think it's just when they all spill out to leave. There's a party house on our street, so like 50/50 chance if school is in, and it's Saturday night, it's bumping. But we are still a residential neighborhood 😂 there's elementary school kids on one side and an old lady on the other.
I like partying to the wee hours too, but I never went outside and yelled, whistled, screamed, honked for three straight seconds, stood in the front yard while my friends drove away blasting music in their car like- we kept it loud indoors and chill outside?? Is that not normal?
September 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I like partying to the wee hours too, but I never went outside and yelled, whistled, screamed, honked for three straight seconds, stood in the front yard while my friends drove away blasting music in their car like- we kept it loud indoors and chill outside?? Is that not normal?
Watched Knocked Up from 2007, where the main character finds out she's pregnant at EIGHT weeks, and is still debating an abortion in that time frame, bc, 2007. If it wasn't so sad it'd be funny, that you can't debate that safely now.
September 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Watched Knocked Up from 2007, where the main character finds out she's pregnant at EIGHT weeks, and is still debating an abortion in that time frame, bc, 2007. If it wasn't so sad it'd be funny, that you can't debate that safely now.
Saw young parents today, with three kids under 12, and mom was super pregnant, and had braces. My first thoughts were DAMN what do you guys do for work to afford four kids and orthodontist work all at once lmao
July 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Saw young parents today, with three kids under 12, and mom was super pregnant, and had braces. My first thoughts were DAMN what do you guys do for work to afford four kids and orthodontist work all at once lmao
Watching Paul Rubens' documentary, sobbing, don't text lmao
June 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Watching Paul Rubens' documentary, sobbing, don't text lmao
Don't talk to me or my tuna, mayo and relish mixed and eaten in the can ever againnnn
April 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Don't talk to me or my tuna, mayo and relish mixed and eaten in the can ever againnnn
I don't have the energy for social media again, yet. I hope I do eventually. It's just hard finding mutuals on here from the previous app. I just want a group chat to meme in one day with positive friends. (':
April 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I don't have the energy for social media again, yet. I hope I do eventually. It's just hard finding mutuals on here from the previous app. I just want a group chat to meme in one day with positive friends. (':
She posts, at 2am like a doofus
April 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
She posts, at 2am like a doofus
I love having kitties who love me back. I sleep on the couch some nights before moving to bed. (bad brain) Baby boy sleeps on the back of the couch if I do, in bed/in the bedroom cat tower if I'm in bed. Love love love ♥️
April 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I love having kitties who love me back. I sleep on the couch some nights before moving to bed. (bad brain) Baby boy sleeps on the back of the couch if I do, in bed/in the bedroom cat tower if I'm in bed. Love love love ♥️
Jumping around like a boxer in their corner getting hyped up, but it's me going to the grocery store at 9pm alone for three things.
April 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Jumping around like a boxer in their corner getting hyped up, but it's me going to the grocery store at 9pm alone for three things.
I will never not shout at kids throwing stuff at/chasing wild birds. Also why have I had to do so more than twice??
March 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I will never not shout at kids throwing stuff at/chasing wild birds. Also why have I had to do so more than twice??
An awkward scene where a lady who was offered alcohol says bashfully, "No thank you, I'm not drinking" and someone else audaciously asks "Aw, you're expecting?" but the first person replies "No, I'm on medication that helps me stay sane and alive." and everyone gets embarrassed ♥️
March 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
An awkward scene where a lady who was offered alcohol says bashfully, "No thank you, I'm not drinking" and someone else audaciously asks "Aw, you're expecting?" but the first person replies "No, I'm on medication that helps me stay sane and alive." and everyone gets embarrassed ♥️