never have i been roasted so casually yet viciously
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
never have i been roasted so casually yet viciously
guess whose car that black prius is ◡̈
October 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
guess whose car that black prius is ◡̈
the worst thing i’ve ever done is start laundering the sheets this afternoon only to forget about them until 10:30pm when i’m about to go to sleep but also they weren’t completely dry yet
September 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the worst thing i’ve ever done is start laundering the sheets this afternoon only to forget about them until 10:30pm when i’m about to go to sleep but also they weren’t completely dry yet
when they quote you $2500 to repair/replace like 20sqft of drywall so you decide to spend $150 at a home improvement store and learn how to do it your gatdamn self
August 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
when they quote you $2500 to repair/replace like 20sqft of drywall so you decide to spend $150 at a home improvement store and learn how to do it your gatdamn self
desperate times (i am also bereft without this taco bell location)
June 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
desperate times (i am also bereft without this taco bell location)
my coworker managing to roast the shit out of me after i described my high school experience
May 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my coworker managing to roast the shit out of me after i described my high school experience
where else could you hear 15-year-olds belt this song to their peers and parents
May 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
where else could you hear 15-year-olds belt this song to their peers and parents
i love seeing the deer and this one was sooo close to me
April 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i love seeing the deer and this one was sooo close to me
recent google searches
April 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
recent google searches
gnocchi is on high alert for enemies both foreign and domestic
April 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
gnocchi is on high alert for enemies both foreign and domestic
i still hate the sink/vanity top but replacing it would have like quadrupled the budget and tbh i’m pleased with the outcome so far. yall it’s finally DONEEEEE
April 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i still hate the sink/vanity top but replacing it would have like quadrupled the budget and tbh i’m pleased with the outcome so far. yall it’s finally DONEEEEE
just kidding i am all-powerful
April 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
just kidding i am all-powerful
trying to feel grateful that i still have a job while the job has turned turbo-chaotic and has been kicking me in the teeth for the last month
March 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
trying to feel grateful that i still have a job while the job has turned turbo-chaotic and has been kicking me in the teeth for the last month
meatball sub on cheesy hungarian chimney bread. this is not a drill
February 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
meatball sub on cheesy hungarian chimney bread. this is not a drill
people have been real stingy with the likes on ig for this pic.. how tf can u not like this pic??? what a miserly bunch
February 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
people have been real stingy with the likes on ig for this pic.. how tf can u not like this pic??? what a miserly bunch
i think they put this together for me, specifically,
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i think they put this together for me, specifically,
how lucky can i be to have a sentient independent creature (with a mind and a beating heart and free will) find no greater comfort than curling up and napping on my lap. really makes me weep
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
how lucky can i be to have a sentient independent creature (with a mind and a beating heart and free will) find no greater comfort than curling up and napping on my lap. really makes me weep
did u know that gnocchi has curly hair under his arms? now u do. it’s one of many very precious things about him 😌🧡🤍
January 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
did u know that gnocchi has curly hair under his arms? now u do. it’s one of many very precious things about him 😌🧡🤍
not me getting my 100th call and voicemail from the pharmacy for my birth control which i keep on forgetting to pick up because it’s -9174828382 degrees outside
January 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
not me getting my 100th call and voicemail from the pharmacy for my birth control which i keep on forgetting to pick up because it’s -9174828382 degrees outside
doing home christmas early because we’re going out of town for the actual holiday. gnocchi got a ramen bowl bed 🥹
December 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
doing home christmas early because we’re going out of town for the actual holiday. gnocchi got a ramen bowl bed 🥹
my coworkers know it was a lie but it’s a ‘he said/she said’ type of unprovable thing. i’m not in trouble, but if any variables had been different, i very well may have been!!! I Will Hold This Grudge Forever
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
my coworkers know it was a lie but it’s a ‘he said/she said’ type of unprovable thing. i’m not in trouble, but if any variables had been different, i very well may have been!!! I Will Hold This Grudge Forever