i’m so mad that i need to work out regularly if i want to be someone who works out regularly
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i’m so mad that i need to work out regularly if i want to be someone who works out regularly
ME: i’m type A about some specific stuff, but mostly type B
COWORKER: …you’re literally SO type A, wtf are you talking about?
ME: no but like greg does all the dishes and laundry, and i hate cleaning and doing chores
COWORKER: you’re just selfish and dirty! that doesn’t mean you’re not type A!
COWORKER: …you’re literally SO type A, wtf are you talking about?
ME: no but like greg does all the dishes and laundry, and i hate cleaning and doing chores
COWORKER: you’re just selfish and dirty! that doesn’t mean you’re not type A!
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ME: i’m type A about some specific stuff, but mostly type B
COWORKER: …you’re literally SO type A, wtf are you talking about?
ME: no but like greg does all the dishes and laundry, and i hate cleaning and doing chores
COWORKER: you’re just selfish and dirty! that doesn’t mean you’re not type A!
COWORKER: …you’re literally SO type A, wtf are you talking about?
ME: no but like greg does all the dishes and laundry, and i hate cleaning and doing chores
COWORKER: you’re just selfish and dirty! that doesn’t mean you’re not type A!
guess whose car that black prius is ◡̈
October 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
guess whose car that black prius is ◡̈
this audiobook narrator keeps on pronouncing the word “tarry” like “parry” instead of “starry” and it’s throwing me off
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this audiobook narrator keeps on pronouncing the word “tarry” like “parry” instead of “starry” and it’s throwing me off
the worst thing i’ve ever done is start laundering the sheets this afternoon only to forget about them until 10:30pm when i’m about to go to sleep but also they weren’t completely dry yet
September 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the worst thing i’ve ever done is start laundering the sheets this afternoon only to forget about them until 10:30pm when i’m about to go to sleep but also they weren’t completely dry yet
when they quote you $2500 to repair/replace like 20sqft of drywall so you decide to spend $150 at a home improvement store and learn how to do it your gatdamn self
August 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
when they quote you $2500 to repair/replace like 20sqft of drywall so you decide to spend $150 at a home improvement store and learn how to do it your gatdamn self
the first thing i did when we got to san diego was spend $35 in ubers to take us to and from in-n-out and i am NOT ashamed !!!!
June 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
the first thing i did when we got to san diego was spend $35 in ubers to take us to and from in-n-out and i am NOT ashamed !!!!
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BOOK DAY! BOOK DAY! By which I mean, FALL INTO YOU, my first M/M romance novel, is out RIGHT NOW in ebook, print and audiobook!! If you are perhaps seeking a story that is WARM and UPLIFTING and QUEER in these trying times, i'd be thrilled and honored if you gave mine a shot 💜
June 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
BOOK DAY! BOOK DAY! By which I mean, FALL INTO YOU, my first M/M romance novel, is out RIGHT NOW in ebook, print and audiobook!! If you are perhaps seeking a story that is WARM and UPLIFTING and QUEER in these trying times, i'd be thrilled and honored if you gave mine a shot 💜
um i was just able to get a switch 2 order in on the costco site with like 0 issues? it just showed up as purchasable and i purchased?
June 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
um i was just able to get a switch 2 order in on the costco site with like 0 issues? it just showed up as purchasable and i purchased?
desperate times (i am also bereft without this taco bell location)
June 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
desperate times (i am also bereft without this taco bell location)
my coworker managing to roast the shit out of me after i described my high school experience
May 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my coworker managing to roast the shit out of me after i described my high school experience
the new switch comes out the day before my dead dad’s birthday, so i really feel like i need some cosmic influence so that i can get what i’m sure my dead dad would have wanted me to have: a nintendo switch 2
May 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the new switch comes out the day before my dead dad’s birthday, so i really feel like i need some cosmic influence so that i can get what i’m sure my dead dad would have wanted me to have: a nintendo switch 2
i think i’ve given up on switch 2 preorders coming thru for me so maybe i just have to hope that they’ll be reasonably available after release 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 pls tendo gods
May 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i think i’ve given up on switch 2 preorders coming thru for me so maybe i just have to hope that they’ll be reasonably available after release 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 pls tendo gods
i think i’ve given up on switch 2 preorders coming thru for me so maybe i just have to hope that they’ll be reasonably available after release 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 pls tendo gods
May 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i think i’ve given up on switch 2 preorders coming thru for me so maybe i just have to hope that they’ll be reasonably available after release 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 pls tendo gods
i watched flow and i loved it and i cried so much
May 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i watched flow and i loved it and i cried so much
i have no idea how my high school theater guild, in the year 2005, was able to pull off performing the musical Hair. however, i am deeply appreciative. it truly could only have happened in ann arbor, michigan
May 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i have no idea how my high school theater guild, in the year 2005, was able to pull off performing the musical Hair. however, i am deeply appreciative. it truly could only have happened in ann arbor, michigan
not my coworker who’s 2 months into hiking the AT texting the group to ask if a RFP had been released yet. girl bffr
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
not my coworker who’s 2 months into hiking the AT texting the group to ask if a RFP had been released yet. girl bffr
i love seeing the deer and this one was sooo close to me
April 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i love seeing the deer and this one was sooo close to me
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hi hello, me again! so excited to say 🍎 FALL INTO YOU 🍎 is officially available for preorder! is this image the real cover? NO, the real cover is IN PROGRESS, i can't wait to show you. but the words are a REAL SUMMARY of what to expect from this book! tinyurl.com/4j8by39k / tinyurl.com/4nzwwv54
April 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
hi hello, me again! so excited to say 🍎 FALL INTO YOU 🍎 is officially available for preorder! is this image the real cover? NO, the real cover is IN PROGRESS, i can't wait to show you. but the words are a REAL SUMMARY of what to expect from this book! tinyurl.com/4j8by39k / tinyurl.com/4nzwwv54
i didn’t stay up til midnight to try and preorder a switch 2 but i don’t think i would have gotten one anyway so 🥲 come thru nintendo
April 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
i didn’t stay up til midnight to try and preorder a switch 2 but i don’t think i would have gotten one anyway so 🥲 come thru nintendo
recent google searches
April 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
recent google searches
gnocchi is on high alert for enemies both foreign and domestic
April 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
gnocchi is on high alert for enemies both foreign and domestic
my elderly uncle and two aunts are in zimbabwe and got in a train crash??? they’re okay, no casualties, but uhhhhhh www.thezimbabwemail.com/zimbabwe/tou...
Tourists Train Collision: Victoria Falls-Bound Tourists Escape Injury, Staff Hospitalised
VICTORIA FALLS - A serious train collision just outside Gwanda early this morning has left 18 people hospitalised and raised urgent questions about Zimbabwe’s
www.thezimbabwemail.com
April 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
my elderly uncle and two aunts are in zimbabwe and got in a train crash??? they’re okay, no casualties, but uhhhhhh www.thezimbabwemail.com/zimbabwe/tou...
at the 20 year anniversary reunion punk show, next to the merch stand they should set up a stand that sells orthotics
April 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
at the 20 year anniversary reunion punk show, next to the merch stand they should set up a stand that sells orthotics