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Simon Anderson
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Feel the jungle vibe baby.
Imagine believing these are real.
I caught my wife shouting 'nonce' at our dog. Apparently she had no idea what it really meant and has been doing it for years in public thinking it was just what you said when someone was naughty.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you touch someone in the face it's a sending off. It's been like that for years. Don't know what the fuck some of you are on about.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by Simon Anderson
‘I Am Kloot Play Moolah Rouge’ was released on 24th November 2007

It’s one of my favourite albums, is it one of yours??
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Young woman on Antiques Roadshow with Gap Yah written all over her.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is when football peaked.
Ahead of the Milan derby

Remembering Inter Milan's German trio & AC Milan's Dutch trio at the end of the 1980s 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Watching a repeat of the 1981 FA Cup final.
Villa goal imminent
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
All that money and not a single descent pair of shoes between them.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Starsailor doing a tour accompanied by a string ensemble you say, what an original idea. I'm sure it'll catch on.
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Such a performative dickhead.
Pep Guardiola pulled a cameraman in for a chat after full time at St. James’ Park 🗣️🎥
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
That Haka the New Zealand rugby team do.
a woman is crying while sitting in front of a microphone and the word cringe is on the bottom of her face
ALT: a woman is crying while sitting in front of a microphone and the word cringe is on the bottom of her face
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Probably be at least 4-0 to the Aussies this series and the sad thing is in the pantheon of great Aussie sides this lot ain't anywhere near.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I remain determined to take Anne Hathaway out for a chippy tea pal but life's a bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
You'd be embarrassed to win this match wouldn't you.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I see Susie Dent has done her post again.
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've left the room for the last three wickets so you can all thank me later.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Imagine wanting to film and watch back a clip of Bob Dylan though.

www.musicradar.com/artists/show...
“We are, first and foremost, Bob Dylan fans - the idea of being excluded from future shows is truly devastating”: Owner of Dylan fansite is kicked out of gig for being an "unwanted person."
He runs the Daily Dylan site
www.musicradar.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You'd never get tired of smacking Smith over the face with a pan would you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Oh hello!
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
T20 is the worse thing that's ever happened to cricket.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Mani: "Fuck me Mancs get everywhere"

Spent a few mins with him and made our night.

Bobby Gillespie was a miserable twat.

*Glossop, but 12 miles away is near enough for a backstage jib.

True story.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My best mate got married to a woman from Chicago. Went over for the wedding and Primal Scream were playing in the city. Obviously we all went along. After the gig we went to the bouncers to ask Mani if a load of Mancs* could come back stage. A few mins later we were ushered backstage...
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
There isn't a distance big enough to how far away I'd want to be from the people who did this.

BBC News - Group spend £88k in 'great night' at Manchester bar - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Group spend £88k in 'great night' at Manchester bar
Manchester's Continental Club shares a photograph of the customer's huge bar bill on social media.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Seen this fuckers face for years and I still have no idea if he's 18 or 58.
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Been lucky enough to see some absolute belting players at Old Trafford in my time but the guy on the left in my top one.
Dejan Savicevic & Dragan Stojkovic shopping in Milan ahead of Red Star Belgrade's European Cup Second Round match against AC Milan in 1988
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM