idiot larper
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i'm putting together an elite team, hmu on the holo if you're on that stupid shit
suicidal cancelled comedian - revolutionary coward - currently based in your city, 70m directly above you - why are you looking at me like that
she/it
suicidal cancelled comedian - revolutionary coward - currently based in your city, 70m directly above you - why are you looking at me like that
she/it
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
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Mike Johnson always looks like he's got something sardonically funny to say but he's just thinking about if The Matrix was only for unmarried women
March 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Mike Johnson always looks like he's got something sardonically funny to say but he's just thinking about if The Matrix was only for unmarried women
as your next president, i promise you i will spend 1 trillion dollars on producing top quality transgender afro-colombian mice for the great nation of lesotho
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
as your next president, i promise you i will spend 1 trillion dollars on producing top quality transgender afro-colombian mice for the great nation of lesotho
badly losing my argument with the judge about whether or not shouting “Macbeth” in a crowded theatre is protected speech
February 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
badly losing my argument with the judge about whether or not shouting “Macbeth” in a crowded theatre is protected speech
watching this then going back and watching the golden escalator speech really punctuates how we’re all the frog in boiling water when it comes to how bad his word salads have gotten over the years, you can see the etch-a-sketch doing cartwheels in his fucking brain
Reporter asks Trump what happens if Russia breaks a ceasefire and peace talks.
Trump: "What if anything? What if a bomb drops on your head right now?!"
Trump: "What if anything? What if a bomb drops on your head right now?!"
February 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
watching this then going back and watching the golden escalator speech really punctuates how we’re all the frog in boiling water when it comes to how bad his word salads have gotten over the years, you can see the etch-a-sketch doing cartwheels in his fucking brain
me and my bluesky publicist are making a terrible youtuber apology video for all of you i’ve unfollowed after wrecking my feed with starter packs last year to the tune of 2,000 random people
February 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
me and my bluesky publicist are making a terrible youtuber apology video for all of you i’ve unfollowed after wrecking my feed with starter packs last year to the tune of 2,000 random people
when in public i always make sure to thank uniformed US military personnel for their service and tip them 20%. 25% if they did a good job at War
February 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
when in public i always make sure to thank uniformed US military personnel for their service and tip them 20%. 25% if they did a good job at War
your outie has clout. your outie is sigma. your outie is the proprietor of an adult entertainment venue in a place called Final Fantasy XIV
February 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
your outie has clout. your outie is sigma. your outie is the proprietor of an adult entertainment venue in a place called Final Fantasy XIV
making a reddit post to ask if i’m the asshole for fucking my girlfriend in perfect sync with this
youtu.be/0m1fL-5fp30?...
youtu.be/0m1fL-5fp30?...
The Worst MIDI You'll Ever Hear
YouTube video by GrogFM
youtu.be
February 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
making a reddit post to ask if i’m the asshole for fucking my girlfriend in perfect sync with this
youtu.be/0m1fL-5fp30?...
youtu.be/0m1fL-5fp30?...
i have literally never watched a hockey game in my life before tonight and i’m jumping up and down and yelling excessively
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i have literally never watched a hockey game in my life before tonight and i’m jumping up and down and yelling excessively
chuck schumer shits himself live at the press conference, says “this one’ll really Dump Trump™️” then winks at the camera
February 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
chuck schumer shits himself live at the press conference, says “this one’ll really Dump Trump™️” then winks at the camera
new tech startup called Zeitgeist whose only product is a subscription-based machine that tells you exclusively false information and leaks your social security number
IPO valuation: 1.7 trillion USD
IPO valuation: 1.7 trillion USD
February 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
new tech startup called Zeitgeist whose only product is a subscription-based machine that tells you exclusively false information and leaks your social security number
IPO valuation: 1.7 trillion USD
IPO valuation: 1.7 trillion USD
The year is 2030. The nation of Kiribati sinks underwater and their UN seat is given to a new, mysterious country called “Israel 2”
February 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The year is 2030. The nation of Kiribati sinks underwater and their UN seat is given to a new, mysterious country called “Israel 2”
The year is 2029. Elon Musk has issued an executive order to ban all Punisher comics, re-write them to be “more like a cool dark MAGA cop guy”
February 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The year is 2029. Elon Musk has issued an executive order to ban all Punisher comics, re-write them to be “more like a cool dark MAGA cop guy”
The year is 2028. Eggs cost 0.00161 BTC per dozen.
California’s 9.0 earthquake/fire tornado/UFO incident relief effort has been cancelled due to it having scheduling conflicts with Davos.
J.K. Rowling is being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
California’s 9.0 earthquake/fire tornado/UFO incident relief effort has been cancelled due to it having scheduling conflicts with Davos.
J.K. Rowling is being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The year is 2028. Eggs cost 0.00161 BTC per dozen.
California’s 9.0 earthquake/fire tornado/UFO incident relief effort has been cancelled due to it having scheduling conflicts with Davos.
J.K. Rowling is being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
California’s 9.0 earthquake/fire tornado/UFO incident relief effort has been cancelled due to it having scheduling conflicts with Davos.
J.K. Rowling is being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
another hollywood nepo baby
February 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
another hollywood nepo baby
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the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own
January 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own
my Poster’s Promise to all my loyal bitches on here is this: i will never use so-called “gen AI” to take a shit. i will never do it
January 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my Poster’s Promise to all my loyal bitches on here is this: i will never use so-called “gen AI” to take a shit. i will never do it
any of you weirdo bot account followers want to cuck me? i’m terminally ill and my dying wish is to watch my wife be defiled by a corporeal avatar of the dead internet theory
January 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
any of you weirdo bot account followers want to cuck me? i’m terminally ill and my dying wish is to watch my wife be defiled by a corporeal avatar of the dead internet theory
Drumpf Drump Mango Mussolini Teflon Don Donny-Two-Scoops Elmo Couchfucker First Lady Elonia Cheeto-In-Chief Orange Hitler TFG Not My President Don The Con Baron Von Shitzenpantz #resist #kamala2028
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Drumpf Drump Mango Mussolini Teflon Don Donny-Two-Scoops Elmo Couchfucker First Lady Elonia Cheeto-In-Chief Orange Hitler TFG Not My President Don The Con Baron Von Shitzenpantz #resist #kamala2028
BREAKING: Amtrak announces all trains now running on time, thanks President Trump in push notification to all 10 users of official app
January 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
BREAKING: Amtrak announces all trains now running on time, thanks President Trump in push notification to all 10 users of official app
just wrapped up our final goon session with my boys. sadly we can’t goon anymore as we’ve all been called to government service today by God
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
just wrapped up our final goon session with my boys. sadly we can’t goon anymore as we’ve all been called to government service today by God
PSA for the influx of new users: bluesky’s higher on-average altitude can make the unacclimated very sick and induce conditions such as poster’s delirium much quicker than other platforms near sea level
January 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
PSA for the influx of new users: bluesky’s higher on-average altitude can make the unacclimated very sick and induce conditions such as poster’s delirium much quicker than other platforms near sea level
super wild to watch in my lifetime as hashtags went from an ubiquitous new part of language to something mostly moron older people spam in their bio to promote their preferred flavor of fascism from the couch
January 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
super wild to watch in my lifetime as hashtags went from an ubiquitous new part of language to something mostly moron older people spam in their bio to promote their preferred flavor of fascism from the couch