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Glorious Grandpa
@gloriousgrandpa.bsky.social
Conservative voter and antiques dealer. The most manly man that's ever manned the S.S Manhood.
Sarrrrcasssmmmmmmm
Pinned
Am I an old man, or am I a bowl of carrots?
YOU DECIDE!
Woke up, showered, put pomade in my hair and went back to bed.
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Do millionaires dream of guillotines?
September 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
People who just moved to Kelowna: "38° every day, that's unheard of!"

People who've lived here for more than a decade: "bitch, you're in a semi desert! It's hot here."

Honestly, it's the pavement. Where do we take the temperature?... In places with pavement. Good job, you figured it out.
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
People look at my drawings and say "I wish I could do that"
Honestly, I do the same with big blobs of python code.
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If the Americans ban trans people from having guns... That means you'll have to be transvesigated to get a gun.

It's like gun control, but with extra steps and a peek at your wee wee.
September 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm 90 percent ibuprofen rn
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I can't come over tonight, I'm a bad hang.
September 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What's up?
September 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My head hurts.
My feets hurt.
Imma take a knap.
September 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Saw this in Canada. Applies anywhere. Companies who make robots don’t pay taxes either. Bad for humans and the economy.
September 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I'm not fun right now
September 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Bing bap boom bimbBAM.

I'm overwhelmed
September 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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She was friendly to him in passing a few times and now every time she sees him he does this to her. The police don't seem to care. This is incredibly frightening the way he feels entitled to her.

Tiktok @dmckkk

Kelowna Mike
August 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wish I was busy.
August 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Scientists have studied mRNA for decades. The vaccine has proven to be safe & effective-saving millions of lives. Researchers are working on mRNA vaccine for HIV.
RFK Jr is an ignorant nut.

In 2019 he visited Samoa & told ppl measles vaccine is dangerous. Tragically he was believed. 83 kids died
August 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I hate on RFK because I know he's from the eugenics crowd. They actually believe that humanity is the virus, and instead of finding solutions that allow for more sustainable ways of living for billions of people, they're going to let disease cull the public. The rich are simple minded.
August 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've been trying to squeeze dopeamine out of this phone for hours
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Lewd tomato
August 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Most fancy pipe screen
August 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
@f-ortunetime.bsky.social hey tell my fortune
August 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There is nothing going on, so I no post.
August 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I'm officially a spoonie.
August 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You know what I think is cool. Everyone having equitable access to healthcare.
August 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
August 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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fucked that "vibe coding" now means something besides getting sorta high and blasting music and boppin' along while writin' c++ or whatever
August 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM