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The butterfly ,,,,, it was fate ,,,,,,,,,,
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June 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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*listens to sinners soundtrack* damn, that joint fun as hell before all those murders happened
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sometimes a video comes along made spexifixally 4 u ,,, youtu.be/T9-2fDHwe3s?...
every single "oh, okay" said in a Nathan Fielder production
YouTube video by Gulino
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June 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Two prettiest pride flags are lesbian and aroace, which I think means aroace lesbians are the prettiest people in the world change my mind
June 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Basically anything. I don't have to engage in good faith right? I can just ask them to define every other word. Oh you want to ask me about Christianity? Not sure what that is. Explain it. Jesus? Who? God? What? You've lost me man
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
[whispers into my dogs’ flappy ears] Nathan Fielder piloted a plane in the same hometown airport where everyone saw up my dress on a field trip. We have soared over the same mountains and peaks of anxious trauma. Can we pretend that airplane in the night sky is a Nathan flight I co
May 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me and my 200 besties having a chill primal screaming party 😌✨ I’m manifesting
February 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s so sweet how Mr Duckworth and Ms Germanotta both heard my mental illness calling and created new albums specifically 4 me
February 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Not me crying as I'm re-reading HTH Part 3 the 3ening
February 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When my therapist mentioned she would like to read my colonialism fic do you think she knew I would be awake at 2:30 am copying and pasting each image into a google doc because the everything bird app isn't real anymore
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Wh ,,,,, what does Co-Star know that I don’t ,,,,,,,,,,,
January 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Also the big divide in my marriage 😔😔😔
The big divide in the cryptid hunting community is between people who want to find a cryptid so they can eat it and people who want to find a cryptid so they can have sex with it
January 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I awaken from a deep slumber with one important thought echoing in my brain:

Mahmed Star Trek AU
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Quietly pointing @ how I just put a bunch of things on clearance. Lots of fandom things. Many things. You want things? I give you things 4 cheaper. I'll write a better post at another date when I'm more coherent. I'm good @ business. ohheart.com/collections/...
Clearance • Oh, Heart!
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January 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Princess Marle Nadia… …… …. .. … lesbian
January 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Heads up I’m gonna deeply discount some products into clearance so I can get rid of the last remaining ones. So like. Look forward to be being like “please buy this $3 bracelet” ig
January 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
GodIwishthatwereme.jpg youtu.be/c9oOKqMjNUo?...
same as it ever was
YouTube video by Specter
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January 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My dogs have kicked me out of bed by powerfully asserting their superior Tetris shapes. I’ve been beta cucked by my fuzzy pups.
January 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Emotions can be so powerful. You can be so into dumping your emotions at your telehealth therapist that you forget the whole time she's been watching you cry while greenscreen'd over a sad Spock tumblr text post meme. Powerful.
January 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In 2025 I found out that The Witcher 3 begins with approximately 37 minutes of horny cut scenes.
January 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Maybe if I just crochet 7283488 scrunchies I could calm the fuck down will that work
January 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fuck meta’s homophobic and transphobic ass tho, never spending my ad dollars there again. Barely get an ROI half the time anyway. Queer merchants have to just boost each other instead, fuck it
January 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM