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Glitch000 ⚫️🔘⚪️🟣
@glitch000.bsky.social
Demisexual. He/Him. Art is an essential part of life. Mostly human, mostly harmless. You are valid. Kindness is free to give away. I can not abide fascism.
@deconstructeam.bsky.social May I request a simple feature in The Red Strings Club? A spot in options that just brings you to the bar.

Brandeis is playing the piano, Donovan is listening and doing his idle bar tending tasks. You get to listen to the music.

I like the music and feel welcome there.
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ok, hear me out.

One race per year Nascar swaps out all the drivers cars for those little cars Shriners use in parades. The regular Nascar drivers still drive them.

The race still counts as if it were an ordinary race. Lap count is reduced to keep the race around the same length of time.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You are a wonderful person and that shirt looks great on you. Yes, you.
April 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@troyhunt.com Hi Troy, could I get a comment on just how absurd these requirements, or just a "yeah"?

I bypassed the paste blocker so I could use a secure password but wasn't able to answer the riddle of the sphynx and it kept rejecting my passwords

I just left rather than making an easy password
March 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you take out every other frame of a movie, reverse their order, and put them back in, you can both watch a movie forwards and backwards at once and see the movie in half the time.
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com I trusted you. I thought I could look up to you. You helped me identify the genre of fiction that I love so much.

I trusted you. Do the right thing.
January 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This site is my red wheelbarrow glazed with rainwater right now. I <3 you all, even those of you I do not.
January 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don't like the imagery of my head exploding when I say "My mind is blown!" ... I want my mind to launch out of the front of my forehead at the person who just blew my mind, if I had to choose.
December 30, 2024 at 5:47 AM
In retrospect, 2024 was not a good year for me to choose to give up alcohol.
December 29, 2024 at 3:34 AM
@coolhand.bsky.social Hi Luke -- I'm just passing on the message.

Thank you so much for providing this tool. I love assistive tech!
December 4, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Reposted by Glitch000 ⚫️🔘⚪️🟣
Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...
April 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I have an idea to make golf more interesting. We need to be using longer clubs. Like, you stand on top of a six foot stool and swing a nine foot long golf club.

Remove all rules for how the club works and what it is made of. Autolevel? Sure! Rocket assist? Yep! 20 pound counterweight? Of course!
November 26, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Life protip: Every time a friend or family member mentions something they really like, a favorite color, a favorite food, anything like that, go into their contact on your phone and add the info to their notes section.

It makes buying gifts for them a lot easier!
November 25, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Can we get block buttons on each user entry on moderation lists so I can go though and manually block people instead of trusting that the entire list is and will be block-worthy?
November 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I'm worried about Blocklists. Are we trusting them too much? How will we know if one goes rogue or was built on bad faith and makes changes?

Maybe users of the lists should be able to flag them, enough flags and the entire list is given a heads up notice. No idea how to make this abuse resistant.
November 19, 2024 at 3:32 AM
BlueSky feature wish: I would like the ability to toggle individual accounts so it auto-translates to my chosen language.

It could be a little toggle switch at the bottom next to the Translate link and would put a little label at the top to let me know it was auto-translated.
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Hello world.
November 10, 2024 at 1:50 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social I want you to know that this video still brings me joy and happiness each time I watch it. "Are you happy now?" The answer is ephemerally, yes. Every time.

Thank you for being you. You've done a good job of it.

<3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiVk...
ADMISSION OF RICO
I guess I had no choice.
www.youtube.com
July 13, 2024 at 5:44 AM
My quote of the day today comes from a five year old girl and her father today at the grocery store. Dad is trying to scan an onion and the girl says "Mine! Me see! I want!" Father: "You'll have to get a job if you want to obtain an onion" and ain't that the truth.
February 20, 2024 at 1:13 AM
When I was in 4th grade, I had to stay after school for something I don't remember. When this happened, students could take "the late bus" home. I was never told what "the late bus" actually was. It meant I was supposed to walk to the high school and take whatever bus would get me home. ..cont
February 9, 2024 at 6:22 AM
I once poked a badger with a spoon.
January 11, 2024 at 5:01 AM
@bsky.app Do you have a usage guide for the new butterfly logo that I can review and use?
December 29, 2023 at 4:01 AM
T-shirts are probably the most commonly used everyday way of publicly displaying artwork or sharing an opinion.
December 12, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Spent the entire evening feeding an AI's art back to it as the starter image without changing the prompt. I picked the result that had the most fingers each time. It may be small, but I am doing my part to disrupt the AI ability to generate Ronald Reagan's hand holding a block of government cheese.
November 16, 2023 at 4:10 AM
I don't know if Twitter is down or if I finally was just banned. Either way it feels good! *deep inhale*
October 11, 2023 at 10:50 PM