**CULT OF THE DEAD COW COMMUNIQUE - PRIORITY 00A1**

THE HERD HATH CHOSEN ITS OWN - BE ALL AND SUNDRY AWARE: @biascilab.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite.

Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done.

BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD

**COMMUNIQUE ENDS**

So Melania standing around holding two Bibles all day long (was one of them a "Trump" bible?), and then Trump doesn't bother to put his hand on them during the oath. Maybe afraid they'd burst into flames?

Honestly, this is impressive. And gross. But mostly impressive.

Matt Gaetz will NEVER be AG. He doesn't even want it, and he won't even make it to confirmation hearings. This was an excuse to resign so the ethics report due next week is now moot.

I can't shake this feeling that @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and Tim Burton are the same person.

Has anyone ever seen them together?

I'm confused - isn't this the way it works at all stores?

It’s impossible to overstate what a train wreck this is.

Remember this next time some bullshit artist tells you about using AI to replace lawyers.

The best description of bitcoin I've ever seen is this one-liner

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

I am unironically putting this on my sandwich

Everyone is talking about orcas for some reason and I feel like I'm terribly out of the loop

Here's a thought - if @georgesantos.bsky.social doesn't want to look like a villain, maybe he should stop dressing like the Joker

This is a pretty fascinating behind the scenes look at the Supreme Court https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/15/politics/supreme-court-backchannel-affirmative-action-namby-pambies/index.html

I just found out there's
a band called Allmost
Brothers, which is an
Allman Brothers cover band.

I did not realize that this was a gap which needed to be filled.

Thank goodness it's Midrowave safe

I'm kind of impressed and horrified at the same time https://fortune.com/2023/05/09/snapchat-influencer-launches-carynai-virtual-girlfriend-bot-openai-gpt4/