Glenn Humphries
@glenn1wolves.bsky.social
Me: "where do we get beef from?"
Benjy: "llamas"
Benjy: "llamas"
May 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: "where do we get beef from?"
Benjy: "llamas"
Benjy: "llamas"
Chickens coming home to roost.
May 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Chickens coming home to roost.
When Amorim said he would play the kids, I wasn't expecting this.
May 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When Amorim said he would play the kids, I wasn't expecting this.
Just seen the Rice free kicks. WOW. Better than prime Beckham.
April 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just seen the Rice free kicks. WOW. Better than prime Beckham.
Cunha, get the fuck out of our club.
March 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Cunha, get the fuck out of our club.
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“Touch my bum, don’t be shy.
Touch my bum, this is life.”
Touch my bum, this is life.”
February 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
“Touch my bum, don’t be shy.
Touch my bum, this is life.”
Touch my bum, this is life.”
Alex Hartley is exactly what is needed as a pundit. She's spot on with everything she's said about both England Cricket teams.
February 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Alex Hartley is exactly what is needed as a pundit. She's spot on with everything she's said about both England Cricket teams.
Benjy tonight, whilst going to sleep: "Is Mankey a Pokémon?"
Me: "Yes, Baba."
Benjy: "Where are his fingers?"
Me: "Yes, Baba."
Benjy: "Where are his fingers?"
February 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Benjy tonight, whilst going to sleep: "Is Mankey a Pokémon?"
Me: "Yes, Baba."
Benjy: "Where are his fingers?"
Me: "Yes, Baba."
Benjy: "Where are his fingers?"
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Sorry for not posting this earlier...
Here's my updated schedule spreadsheet.
I haven't added the possible DGW fixtures in GWs 33+36.
Newcastle vs Palace should move to GW33 if Newcastle reach the EFL Cup Final.
Here's my updated schedule spreadsheet.
I haven't added the possible DGW fixtures in GWs 33+36.
Newcastle vs Palace should move to GW33 if Newcastle reach the EFL Cup Final.
January 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sorry for not posting this earlier...
Here's my updated schedule spreadsheet.
I haven't added the possible DGW fixtures in GWs 33+36.
Newcastle vs Palace should move to GW33 if Newcastle reach the EFL Cup Final.
Here's my updated schedule spreadsheet.
I haven't added the possible DGW fixtures in GWs 33+36.
Newcastle vs Palace should move to GW33 if Newcastle reach the EFL Cup Final.
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Quality work from Ian in Bournemouth, although the lamp broke in transit.
January 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Quality work from Ian in Bournemouth, although the lamp broke in transit.
Poor management from Vitor Pereira there. Gomes was a walking Red all 2nd half.
January 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Poor management from Vitor Pereira there. Gomes was a walking Red all 2nd half.
Never a Red Card, but we'll take everything we can get! Come on Wolves!
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Never a Red Card, but we'll take everything we can get! Come on Wolves!
Microsoft FORGOT to fix an issue I logged with them months ago, and told me they'd already fixed. After complaining, this is the response!
"You are fully right, this should not happen, but we all make mistakes, and I just can excuse me for this miserable handling."
"You are fully right, this should not happen, but we all make mistakes, and I just can excuse me for this miserable handling."
January 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Microsoft FORGOT to fix an issue I logged with them months ago, and told me they'd already fixed. After complaining, this is the response!
"You are fully right, this should not happen, but we all make mistakes, and I just can excuse me for this miserable handling."
"You are fully right, this should not happen, but we all make mistakes, and I just can excuse me for this miserable handling."
Starting a thread to keep track of my football games this year!
1st Work MMF 6v6 of the year and we won 16-9. It was 3-1 halfway through, then everyone started to tire!
Whole game in goal for me, only one mistake for the final goal from me this week!
1st Work MMF 6v6 of the year and we won 16-9. It was 3-1 halfway through, then everyone started to tire!
Whole game in goal for me, only one mistake for the final goal from me this week!
January 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Starting a thread to keep track of my football games this year!
1st Work MMF 6v6 of the year and we won 16-9. It was 3-1 halfway through, then everyone started to tire!
Whole game in goal for me, only one mistake for the final goal from me this week!
1st Work MMF 6v6 of the year and we won 16-9. It was 3-1 halfway through, then everyone started to tire!
Whole game in goal for me, only one mistake for the final goal from me this week!
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Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.
January 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.
Oh go on. Gordon Brown. You could do one of the funniest things ever here...
Liz Truss threatens to sue Keir Starmer unless he "ceases and desists" from alleging she crashed the economy.
In other news, here's Liz Truss making the exact same allegation against Gordon Brown
In other news, here's Liz Truss making the exact same allegation against Gordon Brown
January 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh go on. Gordon Brown. You could do one of the funniest things ever here...
How did she ever get to be PM?
NEW
A close look at Truss's legal threat to Starmer
The former Prime Minister has sent a glorious but seemingly hopeless cease-and-desist letter
By me
Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo...
Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2025/01/a-cl...
A close look at Truss's legal threat to Starmer
The former Prime Minister has sent a glorious but seemingly hopeless cease-and-desist letter
By me
Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo...
Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2025/01/a-cl...
January 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How did she ever get to be PM?
Jesus Christ, the abuse that @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social is getting on Twitter is horrendous. Hope nothing happens to her. Elon Musk is a dangerous person.
January 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Jesus Christ, the abuse that @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social is getting on Twitter is horrendous. Hope nothing happens to her. Elon Musk is a dangerous person.
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Behind door 11 of the Mr Blobby photoshopped into films advent calendar
December 11, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Behind door 11 of the Mr Blobby photoshopped into films advent calendar
Two years in a row, Division Player of the Season! It's been a fun couple of years captaining this team! 😀
December 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Two years in a row, Division Player of the Season! It's been a fun couple of years captaining this team! 😀
Fuck the Premier League man. Let's go back to the Championship, without VAR. We just get screwed by it all the time. Absolute joke.
December 9, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Fuck the Premier League man. Let's go back to the Championship, without VAR. We just get screwed by it all the time. Absolute joke.
I love you Matt Doherty.
December 9, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I love you Matt Doherty.
That's a stone wall penalty...
One thing I'll say in O'Neil's defence. He's been screwed by referees and VAR so much.
One thing I'll say in O'Neil's defence. He's been screwed by referees and VAR so much.
December 9, 2024 at 9:27 PM
That's a stone wall penalty...
One thing I'll say in O'Neil's defence. He's been screwed by referees and VAR so much.
One thing I'll say in O'Neil's defence. He's been screwed by referees and VAR so much.
Bye bye O'Neil. It's down to him that we can't defent set pieces. Got to be priority number 1 for the next man in.
December 9, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Bye bye O'Neil. It's down to him that we can't defent set pieces. Got to be priority number 1 for the next man in.
Come on Wolves, please get a good result tonight. Will be a tough season if we don't!
December 9, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Come on Wolves, please get a good result tonight. Will be a tough season if we don't!