The kids today will eat you right up, y'all. Just today I've seen the following roasts:
* Every straight couple looks like this: a gorgeous baddie woman and a generic Lego man
* He's a string bean ferret face
💀💀💀
* Every straight couple looks like this: a gorgeous baddie woman and a generic Lego man
* He's a string bean ferret face
💀💀💀
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The kids today will eat you right up, y'all. Just today I've seen the following roasts:
* Every straight couple looks like this: a gorgeous baddie woman and a generic Lego man
* He's a string bean ferret face
💀💀💀
* Every straight couple looks like this: a gorgeous baddie woman and a generic Lego man
* He's a string bean ferret face
💀💀💀
Well, at least our marriage isn't up for grabs. For now.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Well, at least our marriage isn't up for grabs. For now.
Saw @iamwandasykes.bsky.social for the third time, all at DPAC, all hilarious.❤️
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Saw @iamwandasykes.bsky.social for the third time, all at DPAC, all hilarious.❤️
WTAF. Also? Just another day in the good ole US of A, right?
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
WTAF. Also? Just another day in the good ole US of A, right?
One of many GbV lyrical faves <3 Thanks, Uncle Bob!
If I waited for lessons in true confessions
That could take all day
But I’m here to stay
Gold star for robot boy
Well, then that’s my move
from “Gold Star for Robot Boy” by Guided By Voices, Bee Thousand (1994)
That could take all day
But I’m here to stay
Gold star for robot boy
Well, then that’s my move
from “Gold Star for Robot Boy” by Guided By Voices, Bee Thousand (1994)
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
One of many GbV lyrical faves <3 Thanks, Uncle Bob!
I love my old home state 💙
JUST IN: California voters have approved a ballot measure to redraw the state's congressional map to favor Democrats, marking the party's biggest victory to date in a national battle over redistricting ahead of the 2026 midterms.
California voters OK new congressional lines, boosting Democrats ahead of midterms
California voters have approved a ballot measure to redraw the state's congressional map to favor Democrats, marking the party's biggest victory to date in a national battle over redistricting ahead of the 2026 midterms.
n.pr
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I love my old home state 💙
LFG NY!!!!!! Dems y’all ready for a sea change? Buckle up!
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
LFG NY!!!!!! Dems y’all ready for a sea change? Buckle up!
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OH MY GOD, DDHQ CALLS IT AND DEMS FLIP BOTH STATEWIDE ELECTIONS IN GEORGIA
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
OH MY GOD, DDHQ CALLS IT AND DEMS FLIP BOTH STATEWIDE ELECTIONS IN GEORGIA
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Fellow bitter southerners,
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fellow bitter southerners,
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
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whew, per the Board of Elections, we've hit 2M votes in New York City
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
whew, per the Board of Elections, we've hit 2M votes in New York City
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BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger has won the Virginia governor’s race, defeating Republican Winsome Earle-Sears and becoming the state's first female governor.
Virginia governor’s race will test Trump and Democrats nationally — and make history
Democrat Abigail Spanberger is facing Republican Winsome Earle-Sears in the Virginia race for governor.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger has won the Virginia governor’s race, defeating Republican Winsome Earle-Sears and becoming the state's first female governor.
Good riddance.
a skeleton dressed as a fairy with pink wings and a wand
Alt: A skeleton dances through a brown landscape dressed as a fairy with pink wings and a wand.
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good riddance.
Truly never imagined a day when saying, "I got the flu shot and a Covid booster" would be considered controversial/political. #idiocracy
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Truly never imagined a day when saying, "I got the flu shot and a Covid booster" would be considered controversial/political. #idiocracy
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North Carolina, today is Election Day for many municipalities throughout the state. Make a plan to vote before the polls close at 7:30 p.m.
For more info: www.ncsbe.gov/voting/upcom...
For more info: www.ncsbe.gov/voting/upcom...
Upcoming Election | NCSBE
Information for all methods of voters during the upcoming 2025 municipal elections.
www.ncsbe.gov
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
North Carolina, today is Election Day for many municipalities throughout the state. Make a plan to vote before the polls close at 7:30 p.m.
For more info: www.ncsbe.gov/voting/upcom...
For more info: www.ncsbe.gov/voting/upcom...
What's it like in your head?
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What's it like in your head?
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really).
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really).
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October 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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We're watching resegregation happen in real time. This is modern post-reconstruction policy that will further entrench white supremacy.
An AP analysis finds drops in the number of Black freshmen at many elite colleges in the two years since the Supreme Court’s decision ending affirmative action.
apnews.com/article/affi...
apnews.com/article/affi...
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We're watching resegregation happen in real time. This is modern post-reconstruction policy that will further entrench white supremacy.
I’m so sick of having my 30 year relationship/ 15 year marriage up for discussion/ possible dissolution by the goddamned government. Leave our family alone.
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m so sick of having my 30 year relationship/ 15 year marriage up for discussion/ possible dissolution by the goddamned government. Leave our family alone.
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We don't have a budget, we are at the bottom for healthcare and education, the DMVs are overwhelmed, and our federal employees are not being paid.
Our state is on fire, but Destin Hall and Phil Berger don't give a shit about us. They represent for one man in Washington DC.
Our state is on fire, but Destin Hall and Phil Berger don't give a shit about us. They represent for one man in Washington DC.
Speaker Hall just said there likely won’t be any more recorded votes in the NC House this year.
Translation: Republicans are clocking out without passing a budget (their core responsibility).
..but they found time to rig maps for the 7th time.
Translation: Republicans are clocking out without passing a budget (their core responsibility).
..but they found time to rig maps for the 7th time.
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We don't have a budget, we are at the bottom for healthcare and education, the DMVs are overwhelmed, and our federal employees are not being paid.
Our state is on fire, but Destin Hall and Phil Berger don't give a shit about us. They represent for one man in Washington DC.
Our state is on fire, but Destin Hall and Phil Berger don't give a shit about us. They represent for one man in Washington DC.
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The NC General Assembly received 12,215 public comments on its redistricting bill. Only three supported it.
Lawmakers ignored the other 12,212 and pushed the maps through anyway.
Lawmakers ignored the other 12,212 and pushed the maps through anyway.
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The NC General Assembly received 12,215 public comments on its redistricting bill. Only three supported it.
Lawmakers ignored the other 12,212 and pushed the maps through anyway.
Lawmakers ignored the other 12,212 and pushed the maps through anyway.
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☠️ RIP to free and fair elections in NC.
Republicans just passed rigged maps to keep power — turning our 50/50 state into an 11–3 Republican advantage at Trump’s request.
We'll see them at the ballot box.
Republicans just passed rigged maps to keep power — turning our 50/50 state into an 11–3 Republican advantage at Trump’s request.
We'll see them at the ballot box.
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
☠️ RIP to free and fair elections in NC.
Republicans just passed rigged maps to keep power — turning our 50/50 state into an 11–3 Republican advantage at Trump’s request.
We'll see them at the ballot box.
Republicans just passed rigged maps to keep power — turning our 50/50 state into an 11–3 Republican advantage at Trump’s request.
We'll see them at the ballot box.
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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Where are all the people who cried over the Confederate statues being torn down and why are they not crying over the White House being torn down?
Where they at?
Where they at?
a black and white photo of a woman wearing earrings and a braided bun .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing earrings and a braided bun .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Where are all the people who cried over the Confederate statues being torn down and why are they not crying over the White House being torn down?
Where they at?
Where they at?