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Geoff
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Husband, old dad and new dad. Boro.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Badger (deceased)
Deer
Fox
Hare
Squirrel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Toad
Weasel
Lizard
Spider
Crayfish
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Meatballs, mashed potatoes and lingonberries for tea! 💪
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ve woken up to an ear worm of The Story Of The Blues by Pete Wylie & The Mighty WAH! for some inexplicable reason.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
How many TVs do you have in your house? We’ve got one, a Panasonic plasma I bought 15 years ago. Is that weird?
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Being Swedish I expect he’ll want to assemble his own squad and play with a flat pack four. 🇸🇪
🚨 Kim Hellberg is in pole position to be #Boro's next head coach. Deal not yet finalised but growing expectation the 37-year-old will replace Rob Edwards at the Riverside.

Adi Viveash still expected to be be in charge at Oxford on Saturday

Full story 👇
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/256265...
Middlesbrough head coach latest after Kim Hellberg developments
Kim Hellberg is in pole position to become Middlesbrough's next head coach.
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mrs L had put our Christmas tree up this afternoon and we’re have pretend left overs for tea.

I know.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh, it’s raining. #WeatherWatch
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I always thought it was the red bull drivers, particularly VET & VER, that made me dislike the team. It turns out it was actually the ex team principal. #F1
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Very gloomy this morning.

My mood I mean.
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ow @itsjoels.bsky.social, Vicky Patterson - top lass or knob head?
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sad news about the Welsh bloke from Steps.
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ordered a Chinese home delivery earlier. Forgot to say ‘bosh’ at the end. I’ve packed my bags.
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Helen ‘Tess’ Daly there.
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Calm down Cov! 😲
October 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve got loads of pegging done today, with the assistance of Amy.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why do the people who have the worst taste in music want everyone to know?
September 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
CLIMATE EMERGENCY!! 🚨🚨

I had to scrape ice off my windscreen before I drove to work this morning.

FEWMIN!!
September 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
We’re a Strictly household... Tom Skinner is such a fucking no mark isn’t he?
September 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
5IVE were a great pop band weren’t they ey? #TOTP1998
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A Smith.
Make a band singular:

The Policeman
Make a band singular:

Ben Fold
September 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Lad next to me in the barbershop bleating on about going to a march in London on Saturday. I forced myself to remain mute.
September 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There’s two Cillians in my son’s new reception class. No Garys.
September 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me and Jude on the way to Cala Esmeralda yesterday.
August 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A Smith.
Slightly diminish a band:

Orange Juice (from concentrate)
Slightly diminish a band: Dexy's Mid-morning Joggers
August 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Does a tuna mayo butty and a bag of beef hula hoops count as surf & turf?
August 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM