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“You think I wanna jack this rip?” please say one normal thing Matt Damon
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 AM
An oreoboreous
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If I had a billion dollars, I’d buy me a law tutor
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timtams
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
In reality tho, doesn’t this represent only a 12% net shift in opinion? Maybe I’m reading it wrong.
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Clinton was the first modern President to successfully argue that character doesn’t matter with politicians, and that it was unreasonable and naive to expect our leaders to align to any higher standard of conduct than simple legality.
August 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This reads like one of Stryker’s flashbacks in Airplane!
a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM