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Girth Kwake
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who up Jakeing it rn
February 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
She call me Mao the way I be laying Zedong
February 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Justin Tucker going full DeShaun Watson was not on my bingo card
January 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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finally i can use this to show him some pain
January 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Michael Fanone live on CNN: "This is what I'd say to Stewart Rhodes: Go fuck yourself"
January 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Costco defends its Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion policies amid pressures to scale them back:

“Our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary.”
January 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Women are like strawberries. Sometimes they’re at the grocery store
January 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
January 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In this world, you’re either a smart feller, or a fart smeller
December 19, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I don’t think something has instantly made me frown more than seeing a cybertruck in public
December 4, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Ffs Arsenal are corner merchants, they might as well be Stoke
December 4, 2024 at 10:24 PM
You can bet your ASS I’m gonna be ready with the “I told you so’s”
November 9, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Don’t want to ever hear republicans call themselves the party of law and order when they elect a convicted felon and a rapist into office
November 7, 2024 at 6:43 PM
There is no god. If there is, he truly hates us all.
November 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
God DAMN I hate the Chiefs bro
November 5, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I hate those white Christmas trees. And if you have one of those white Christmas trees, I hate you too.
November 4, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Yankees choked lmao
October 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Thank GOD ten Hag was fired dude
October 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Erik ten Hag is a football terrorist
October 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I hate being a United fan
October 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM